I went to the shop and bought:
A block of chocolate.
A picture frame for saphiras photo she gave me.
A bottle of southern comfort to share with Saphira.
A dozen red roses.
A bottle of massage oil to give Loona a back rub.
A towel because it might get messy.
A new massage table.
Some scented candles.
Matches to light the candles.
Coffee for Kamilia.
A new sofa for all the girls to sit on.
A sheep for Ozzie to not be bored.
Some food for the sheep.
Cookies for all to enjoy.
Icecream to dip the cookies in to
A keg of Beer.
A set of beer glasses to drink the beer from.
A deck of playing cards for Strip Poker.
A Twister mat to play naked Twister.
A Jacuzzi to have fun in after strip poker and naked Twister
A large privacy curtain to go around the Jacuzzi for Ozzie + Saphira
A set of snorkel and goggles so i can stay under water longer while in the Jacuzzi with Saphira
A cork which I can jam into the snorkel - just for shits and giggles.
An Oxygen tank to replace the snorkel of poor Ozzie
Oxygen mask to fit the tank so Ozzie will heal faster
A tank of Helium to replace the Oxygen
A karaoke set to show of the helium voice
A membership to Ambulance with lots of trips allowed
A case of Stella.
Enough pizza for every one to eat.
Sunglasses to protect against the radiant beauties of the F4F ladies
Suntan lotion for Saphira to rub on Doggly's naked lil bum when she gets back
Chocolate body paint to do naughty things with...
Whipped cream to go with the chocolate body paint. Mmmmmm
Flavored Body Paint in many colors and flavors
A sex swing
Soft pillows for under swing to prevent injury when falling of
A kinky ALL ACCESS swinging hammock
A big tube of lube to make the ALL ACCESS go smooth
Extra Pillows for naked pillow fights
Economy size box of lip balm to protect my lips from all the kissing i will give Saphira
(when she comes back.)
Some Flavored lip gloss Saphira so she can kissy Ozzie.
Heath Ledger's nurse uniform to wear while pampering Saphira.
And A whip for Saphira so she can spank any that do not give her enough attention
A years supply of condoms ( Better safe than sorry )
Some cold and flue tablets to help saphira get better
Chicken Soup for all that don't feel well
Warm cosy electric blankets to stay cosy warm while in bed
and A king size bed to cuddle in under the warm blanket
Cosy warm dona and donacover and sheets to go with the bed
Naughty Sex Act Game to keep the party going in bed
Teddy bears to put on the bed when every one is well enough to get up.
Little strap on dildos for the teddy bears (lawd I'm a perv today!)
Nipple clamps for the sheep. (It's always good when you're feeling pervy, Saph. )
Sexy lingerie for the teddy bears
And whips to sort out the naughty from the bad
spam, shrimp, and crocodile for the gumbo we're going to make in the jacuzzi
A new pad and Pencil to keep up with this shopping list.
Strawberries and Cream for mine and Saphiras fantasy
Jelly in many flavors to hold wrestling matches in
Big inflatable paddling pools to contain the jelly for wrestling.
Those big sumo suits to make the wrestling interesting
A puncture repair kit
100 white Egyptian cotton towels
Victoria Secret gift certificates
Invitation cards for the best party ever
Sham-f*cking-Wow! because the annoying infomercial guy said it could wipe up the jelly
Party hats so every one looks as if they are at a party
A big strawberry flavored cake that saphira can jump out of and surprise ozzie
And a big truck to deliver everything to Ozies new place and start the party
Airfare's for all so every one can come to my party
A snuggy, because i hear it gets cold in winter
Marshmallows for toasting over the fire. Come to think of it, a fire.
And Cable - Internet package for Ozzie to have 24-7 Internet.
Graham crackers and chocolate so we can make smores with the marshmallows on the fire.
And
A case of the finest Vodka to wash down the smores.
And a brand new Laptop for me as well
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