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Female Performer Chat: Terrible Pick Up Lines
Created by: suggs

9/28/09 @ 2:53am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

Wanna help make 2 new sets of grandparents ?
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G-Mann
Created by: g-mann

10/4/09 @ 12:20am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
Posts: 9,786

I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.


If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
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Jasmine Michaels
Created by: Jasmine Michaels

10/4/09 @ 11:37pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

that was gross I will never look at pies the same way again!lol

I was wearing a flowery shirt when I heard this one "OOh girl you wanna be my Memoirs of a Geisha?"

when wearing a zebra top "Ooh I am the lion and you are my prey." ( like really that's not how I like to be eaten)
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hfactor_
Created by: hfactor_

11/8/09 @ 4:08am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Hanging with the Princess
Posts: 1,102

Wanna go halves on a bastard?





:orglaugh :orglaugh
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loofah
Created by: loofah

11/8/09 @ 10:14am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Get your coat, you`ve pulled.


Have you got a crash helmet? ..Because tonight you`re going through the headboard
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windmil
Created by: windmil

11/8/09 @ 6:37pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: scotland
Posts: 261

lady gaga song maybe used as pick up line. u want to take a ride on my disco stick
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windmil
Created by: windmil

11/9/09 @ 8:05pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: scotland
Posts: 261

just call me milk ... i'll do your body good
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Olivia Gee
Created by: Olivia Gee

11/9/09 @ 9:14pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

I love this pickup line actually

MY DICK JUST DIED...CAN I BURY IT IN YOUR ASS?
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Falco16
Created by: falco16

11/18/09 @ 2:18am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 76

I'm from From Beverly Hills

6'3" - 215 lbs

Actor/athlete

8 pack abs

9.5 inch dick

want to suk my dik?
:mad :(



:orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh
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Gena Gold
Created by: Gena Gold

11/19/09 @ 5:30am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Can I get in and take a ride with you and your CHEVRALEGS???



Really come on???

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Created by: suggs

11/19/09 @ 9:59am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

1 I used when massively drunk now

Why dont we go back to my place and fuck our brains out?

Sadly didnt work :(
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Sara Lynn
Created by: Sara Lynn

11/20/09 @ 12:36am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

l remember this story when l was... like 21 and went to a bar with my aunt... she was a totally hot redhead about 5'10' big boobs...
and we were sittin at the bar of a lounge.. this drinkish kinda guy comes up to her.. and says ' wow would l ever like to get
into your pants' and she flips of instantly... 'why there is already one asshole in there... ?'

l absolutely cried laffin...

he skulked away.... l will always remember that... but yeah she was hot...



kisses on yer best bits...SL
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Camy Angel
Created by: Camy Angel

11/29/09 @ 8:26am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

you wanna eat some pizza, fuck?
girl say no..... what? you don't like pizza, come on, everybody likes pizza

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G-Mann
Created by: g-mann

4/8/10 @ 5:17pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
Posts: 9,786

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
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D9ITL8R
Created by: d9itl8r

4/8/10 @ 5:23pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Practicing my Lotto 6/49 Happy Dance !
Posts: 3,143

Hey Babeeee,

I have a Beeeeeemer !


(BMW 328i) :helpme
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hfactor_
Created by: hfactor_

4/8/10 @ 6:14pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Hanging with the Princess
Posts: 1,102

Yo Gorgeous, wanna hook up i'm a lacross player :orglaugh :orglaugh
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D9ITL8R
Created by: d9itl8r

4/9/10 @ 11:33am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Practicing my Lotto 6/49 Happy Dance !
Posts: 3,143

Let's do the Harlem Shuffle over to my pad for some TV dinner action :winkwink :orglaugh
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Created by: suggs

4/10/10 @ 4:08am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768


As an alternative to cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines:

Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back.

Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?

I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that's because this angel's gained a little weight since we started going out.

You and me love, we're like six balls in cricket. OVER!
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Stunt__Cock
Created by: stunt__cock

4/10/10 @ 6:50am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: An outter spiral of an arm of the Milky Way Galaxy
Posts: 502

Greatest line to use at the St Pattys Day Parade. Works best after lots of green beer.

"Baby you must be Irish cause my penis is Dublin.
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Alabama
Created by: Alabama

4/14/10 @ 2:49am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

My personal favorite ever?
If you were a plate of gravy and I were a biscuit, I'd sop you up!



Hot girl walks into the bar.
guy says damn Girl those are some nice legs.
Legs even Ray Charles could see.
Damn
So what time do they open?
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