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Created by: bigdaddycool

9/30/09 @ 4:21pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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'B' recently embarked on a trip to Sudan where he single-handedly launched a Rambo campaign on behalf of Darfur and blew a lot of stuff up while posing for ridiculously macho action scenes. Time magazine conveniently was available toward the end of this one-man action campaign (that included dozens, nay, hundreds of opportunities to run in slow motion and dive as buildings and miscellaneous stuff exploded behind him), in this case as he stood fearless in front of an exploding janjaweed terror base and posed with no less than six newly-adopted orphans sitting on either of his bulging biceps, his rippling 128 pack abs and sprayed-on tan perfectly contrasting with the Hollywood-esque explosions behind him.
He is 'B'. Midnight cowboy. 21st Century Conquistador. Discoverer of the legendary female B-spot. Pheromone drenched Socialite and ridiculously wealthy philanthropist. His reputation is expanding faster than the universe. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels. He lives vicariously through himself. He just happens to be, the most interesting man in the world.
He doesn't always drink, but when he does, he drinks Dos Equis. "Stay thirsty my friends."
:drinkup

I LOVE THOSE COMMERCIALS!!!!!!!!

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Created by: lickau

10/1/09 @ 12:19am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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"B" is a Busy "B" :orglaugh

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Created by: bigdaddycool

10/1/09 @ 9:34am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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he's "B" he can do anything :orglaugh

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Created by: hfactor_

10/1/09 @ 10:05am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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The "Rio" Hotel/Casino Las Vegas Nevada- World Series Of Poker Final Table Heads Up Championship.

Phill Ivey VS "B" Phill has A K OF Diamonds "B" HAS 2 7 off suite. The flop comes Q J 10 of diamonds. Phill Ivey has flopped the stone cold nutz. Ivey cheks to "B". "B" GOES all in!!!

Ivey folds???? And "B" wins the World Series Of Poker!!!!!!

After the match reporters caught up with Ivey and asked him how he folded a unbeatable hand!!!!!

Sitting in disgust shaking his head, all he could say was DAMN THAT "B" DAMN THAT "B"

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Created by: bigdaddycool

10/1/09 @ 10:20am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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The "Rio" Hotel/Casino Las Vegas Nevada- World Series Of Poker Final Table Heads Up Championship.
Phill Ivey VS "B" Phill has A K OF Diamonds "B" HAS 2 7 off suite. The flop comes Q J 10 of diamonds. Phill Ivey has flopped the stone cold nutz. Ivey cheks to "B". "B" GOES all in!!!
Ivey folds???? And "B" wins the World Series Of Poker!!!!!!
After the match reporters caught up with Ivey and asked him how he folded a unbeatable hand!!!!!
Sitting in disgust shaking his head, all he could say was DAMN THAT "B" DAMN THAT "B"

ROFLMFAO

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Created by: bigdaddycool

10/1/09 @ 10:30am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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for all the "B" lovers out there. :evil

Hat tip to "amicu" for the idea. had to put it on my myspace page

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Created by: bigdaddycool

10/2/09 @ 3:32pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Created by: g-mann

10/3/09 @ 2:16pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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This just in.... "B" has beaten last years Men's World Nine-ball Champion Daryl Peach 17-0 as "B" ran every table from the onset. This match was being sponsored by Nike and Dos Equis for a total of $250k going to the winner's charity and $50k going to the loser's charity. Everyone was surprised after the event was over when "B" announced that he would match both his prize money and Daryl's prize money for the charities. This sparked a giving frenzy and by the end of it all the total going to charity went from $300k to $600k to $1.4 million. When asked to comment "B" stated, as he winked at the camera, "Next time we will reach $2 million."

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Created by: suggs

10/3/09 @ 3:11pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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We interrupt your program for this breaking news bulletin

LIVE from Channel 69 news with Butch Spurtmanly !!

A womans life was saved today in the 1st ever brain transplant operation that was performed by the mysterious pehnomenon known simply as 'B' using only a corkscrew, fish slice and a copy of Time magazine in a 41 hour operation.

More on this amazing story in our main program at 9 with Sally Strumflange and me Butch Spurtmanly.

now back to your regular show 'Oops thars MY colostomy Bag'

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Created by: pammieangel

10/3/09 @ 3:16pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Before we continue with our regularly scheduled programing, lets turn to The Monkees for a special message:

I'm gonna buy me a dog...

xoxo
love you some pammie :angel

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Created by: bigdaddycool

10/3/09 @ 5:09pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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suggs, what are they feeding you? LMAO

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Created by: pammieangel

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Mmmmm....Love me sum suggs n bigdaddy...oh yea! :angel

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Created by: dubyabee

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We interrupt your program for this breaking news bulletin
LIVE from Channel 69 news with Butch Spurtmanly !!
A womans life was saved today in the 1st ever brain transplant operation that was performed by the mysterious pehnomenon known simply as 'B' using only a corkscrew, fish slice and a copy of Time magazine in a 41 hour operation.
More on this amazing story in our main program at 9 with Sally Strumflange and me Butch Spurtmanly.
now back to your regular show 'Oops thars MY colostomy Bag'

Suggs, :drinkup

ROFLMAO!!!

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Created by: jimmyzzz

10/3/09 @ 8:24pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I just heard "B" was taking a well deserved day off on a tropical island (not to be named to keep "B's" stalkers away) and a pregnant whale was have major problems giving birth. "B" swam out and turned the baby whale so the mother could give birth. Then swam back to the beach and had a glass of cold milk.

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Created by: bigdaddycool

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My God!!! IS THERE NOTHING "B" CANNOT DO?????? LMAO

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Created by: hfactor_

10/3/09 @ 9:29pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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My God!!! IS THERE NOTHING "B" CANNOT DO?????? LMAO

Rumor has it he came in 3rd in a moonwalking competition, but no evidence has been found to prove it.

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Created by: jimmyzzz

10/3/09 @ 9:41pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Hfactor, You believe that rumor? It has been proven that was just a lookalike. Just so you know it has been proven that during the time of "moon-walking competition" "B" was secretly (at the time, reason for the rumor) saving 3 kidnap victims all by himself...also he saved 4 puppies at the same time. Makes you wonder, who was more important the kidnap victims are the puppies?

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Created by: g-mann

10/4/09 @ 3:47am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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In what seemed an amazingly easy trifecta, "B" has unified all three of wrestlings world championships by first defeating CM Punk in a tables, ladders and chairs match for the World Heavyweight Championship. He then went on to defeat the ECW Champion Christian in an last man standing match. Finally he defeated Randy Orton for the WWE Championship in a Hell in a Cell match when Orton submitted to him when put in "B"s new finishing move the Ziering, which he of course named after his best friend Ian Ziering. "B" has stated that he wants to take on the tag team champions and just so he can say he has a partner, Ian will join him. The Pay Per View is actually set be held in Beverly Hills and will be huge. :winkwink

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Created by: hfactor_

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Mean Gene Okerland is reporting that "Jimmy Superfly Snuka" will be special guest referee for this monumental match.

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