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Female Performer Chat: Terrible Pick Up Lines
Created by: suggs

4/14/10 @ 3:09am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

And now the Bill Clinton special !!



'Want to come see my clock?'

If woman says 'yes' drop ya pants ang whip dick out

'Thats not a clock' is what she will probably say

" It is if you put 2 hands and a face on it"

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Brianna Banks
Created by: Brianna Banks

4/15/10 @ 3:31am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

"If I were you & you were my bed...i'd be IN YOU right now" :orglaugh
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Christi Collins
Created by: Christi Collins

4/15/10 @ 10:23am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

I hate it when a guy says , hey your pretty you look like my ex , wanna hook up. Totally not a turn on.

One time a guy drove up to me at the gas station while I was filling up my car & he said, Hey you taken? Me: Yep !!
I'm not taken, but any idiot who thinks a girl is gonna say yeah I'm free to every guy driving up to her, is not gonna get in my pants. lol
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kryten82
Created by: kryten82

4/15/10 @ 1:11pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: England
Posts: 7

"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stair way to heaven?"

"How do you like you eggs for breakfast? Poached? Fried? or Fertilised?"

"That's a nice dress, it would look even better on my floor"

"I would like to wrap you legs around my head and wear you as a feed bag"

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hfactor_
Created by: hfactor_

4/15/10 @ 1:33pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Hanging with the Princess
Posts: 1,102

Wanna Fuck?
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kryten82
Created by: kryten82

4/15/10 @ 5:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: England
Posts: 7

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
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D9ITL8R
Created by: d9itl8r

4/16/10 @ 10:01am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Practicing my Lotto 6/49 Happy Dance !
Posts: 3,143

When you want to add a little "spice" to your sales pitch ! :winkwink

"I really, really, really, wanna zigazig ha" :guitar :party :drinkup
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G-Mann
Created by: g-mann

6/9/10 @ 2:56pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
Posts: 9,786

Approach a table of women, whip out your goods and say, “See anybody here you recognize?”

I’ve had quite a bit to drink and you’re beginning to look pretty good.

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Hi! I decided to quit meeting women at our family reunions.

:orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh
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alexis4me
Created by: alexis4me

6/10/10 @ 12:34am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

have you ever worked at subway? well you are making a footlong right now
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Created by: suggs

6/10/10 @ 1:39am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

"Lets have enviromentally friendly sex - we cant thrash around as we dont want to make the 'earth move'"

"How can you deny a child the chance of life by not sleeping with me ?"

"Who - me and you, Where - Back seat of my car, When - 10 minutes from now"

"Want to perform chapter 6 of the Karma Sutra?"
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

6/10/10 @ 8:21am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294


(best done while twirling a fake mustache)

ahhhhh mon cheri...

ze moon, she eez so high, way up een ze sky...

she eez... lahk... a graht beeg pizza pie...

and reflects, she does... zo silvery fahn... een yair moonstruck eyes...

eet eez our destiny to mahk such eentense love by thees light...

now... now mi amore... while we are so.... alive...

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G-Mann
Created by: g-mann

9/4/10 @ 9:33am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
Posts: 9,786

* I'm hard. You wet?

* (wave your hand repeatedly in front of the object of your affection, until they say, "What are you doing?")
Shooing the flies, because you're the shit!

* You look like you haven't been dick-slapped in a while....

* How do you like your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertelized.

* You'll do.
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tartufo
Created by: tartufo

9/4/10 @ 9:47am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

You know what else is funny? A lot of these lines actually work when a handsome dude uses them.
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Christi Collins
Created by: Christi Collins

9/4/10 @ 9:52am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

A guy drove up next to me at the intersection & said, "Yo Bitch , you is fine, pull over!!" to which I replied, " I ain't your bitch !!" & I drove home fast.

Why would a guy think that would really work?
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Created by: suggs

9/21/10 @ 6:25pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

Hey baby, I may be a Gryffindor, but something in my pants is a Slytherin
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hfactor_
Created by: hfactor_

2/8/11 @ 8:40am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Hanging with the Princess
Posts: 1,102

I study planets, can i see Uranus? :helpme
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BubaGump
Created by: bubagump

2/8/11 @ 9:54am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Mind of insanity
Posts: 5

Guy walks into coffee house orders "black coffee and a blowjob".
Hot female barista "Coming right up" grabs napkin, blows into it "To go?"
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Created by: suggs

2/8/11 @ 10:36am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

Your face or mine?

This cock is leaving in 15 minutes, make sure your on it.

I have an 18 inch long tongue and can breathe through my ears.
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Created by: suggs

2/8/11 @ 10:36am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

Want to help me create another child for Angelina Jolie to adopt? We'll share the payout 50 / 50
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Sexy Destiny
Created by: Sexy Destiny

2/8/11 @ 6:59pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Your face or mine?

This cock is leaving in 15 minutes, make sure your on it.

I have an 18 inch long tongue and can breathe through my ears.



ROTFL
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