♫ *expects a #number on that so* ./` Korma Korma Korma camellion ./~ (laughs.loudly)(wakes)(neighbors) (boy.george.dance)


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OMG @ when grump sees this muuuuhahahahahahahahaaa



Man George waited a long long time for Boy George to finish the opening act. So too each incarnation bides its time in the long line of succession.

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Hey girls, gather round, listen to what I'm putting down
Hey babe, I'm your handy man
I'm not the kind to use a pencil or rule, I'm handy with love and I'm no fool
I fix broken hearts, I know I really can

If your broken heart should need repair, then I'm the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends, they'll come running to me

Here is the main thing I want to say, I'm busy 24 hours a day
I fix broken hearts, I know I really can
Korma, korma, korma, korma, korm, korm, yeah, yeah, yeah
Korma, korma, korma, korma, korm, korm, yeah, yeah, yeah, they'll come running to me

Here is the main thing I want to say, I'm busy 24 hours a day
I fix broken hearts, I know I really can
Korma, korma, korma, korma, korm, korm, yeah, yeah, yeah
Korma, korma, korma, korma, korm, korm, yeah, yeah, yeah


mmmhmmmm...

I remember that Don Juan used to tell the women something very similar. It worked for a long time too. Until this one chick that he really pissed off decided to call him out in an opera and leaked all his tricks.

He even put his message to an irresistable beat, before there were synthesizers mind you. This has led some to speculate that maybe there is an incarnation string through the two.



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Practical way to measure your current Karma credits:

step 1: Get really plastered. But not so plastered that you can't perform step 2.

step 2: Play 25 back to back games of Minesweeper. Record success/failure and the time spent. No cheating!

step 3: Compute your first credit algorithm term by: gamesWon / gamesPlayed *difficultyLevel^2* 777 * exp(- meanTimePerGame / 400)

step 4: Compute your 2nd karma algorithm term as: - painLevelInFingers * 666

step 5: compute your 3rd karma algorithm term: -numberOfTimesYouSweared * 1040

step 6: Get your final score as term1 + term2 + term3

step 7: sober up.

step 8: Meditate on the exact significance of your number. Don't just go by size. Consider its numerical properties. Factor it. Say it out loud in different languages. You worked hard to get it after all.

step 9: Let a suitable time elapse before repeating. Karma moves in punctuational events so I can offer no guide.



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