you guys are crazy lol Quote

you guys are crazy lol


The National Institute of Health has announced that "B" has received the Psychiatrist of the Millenium award for his achievements in treating severe mental disorders. His most notable case was the treatment of one dubyabee who recently lost his cognitive abilities during the course of a very mundane game called "Big Pearla's Game". The object of this game is simple - one has to be the first to post a sequential number with key digits or combination of digits that lead to receiving from Pearla, a blond Russian beauty, either a kiss or a special prize.

Duby was "normal" until the renowned brain surgeon "B" started playing the game. Duby's grasp of reality rapidly deteriorated as witnessed and chronicled by a notable and senior gamer named LickaU who is 96 years old. On a side note, Mr. LickaU appears to be a genetic marvel as his mind is intact and his body seems fully functional for such an old man. One thing he needs, however, is a woman to help improve his fashion sense as he seems to be stuck in the 60's with his extensive collection of tie-dyed shirts and Birkenstocks. Oh to be young again!

But back to the case - Duby, as most players call him, felt threatened by "B"'s entrance to the game and into Pearla's life. Duby appears to be deeply affected by every move that this Russian beauty makes and when our Dr. "B" showed up in her game and later in her ROOM!, Pearla like many of the other beautiful F4F models fell for "B" hard, which is a very normal and natural reaction to such a distinguished scholar and Adonis. Duby quickly lost his way, his ability to count, to sleep, to reason and he spiraled downward into a catatonic state. Duby was extremely fortunate that the other players noticed his odd behavior and phoned 911. The Crisis Center's key Emergency Tech was a fellow player named Amicu, who apparently fell asleep at his desk while all this was unfolding. By the time Ami woke up, Duby was too far gone and was immediately transported by LifeFlight to the Center for Extreme Mental Disturbance, the CEMD.

On call was Dr. "B" who immediately took out his tool and cracked Duby's head open. Witnesses observed numbers, F4F models names, Russian obscenities, BBQ recipes, cOOkies, cupcakes, vivid descriptions of sex toys, and a plaintive moan of "why why why did I let 'B' play the game, my life is over..." spewing out of his head. Dr. B, utilizing all his psychological, medical, intellectual and physical gifts, gave Duby the first ever successful brain transplant. However, what was supposed to be a brain stem cell donation from Tony Robbins was actually from Tony Soprano.

Duby is miraculously on the mend, but he's showing some disturbing behavioral signs. He's cursing a lot, hanging out in a strip club that he claims to own, surrounding himself with goonish associates, starting a cigar habit, having a knack for waste disposal, and developing a taste for extramarital affairs with his Gumbas. We in the Mental Health Industry call this transference and thanks to the amazing Dr. "B", Dubyabee is back in business - a little different but alive. Dr. "B" is still his charming brilliant but relationship avoidant self and if Duby's lucky he will move from model to model continuing his trail of one night stands and shattered dreams. Duby will be monitored by his fellow gamers to keep him on track with his recovery and hopefully will be fully functioning again soon despite the fact that he seems to be under the impression that he won 1533.



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Sometimes I dream
That he is me
You've got to see that's how I dream to be
I dream I move, I dream I groove
Like �B�
If I could Be Like �B�
Like �B�
Oh, if I could Be Like �B�
Be Like �B�, Be Like �B�
Again I try
Just need to fly
For just one day if I could
Be that way
I dream I move
I dream I groove
Like �B�
If I could Be Like �B�
I wanna be, I wanna be
Like �B�
Oh, if I could Be Like �B�

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Sometimes I dream
That he is me
You've got to see that's how I dream to be
I dream I move, I dream I groove
Like �B�
If I could Be Like �B�
Like �B�
Oh, if I could Be Like �B�
Be Like �B�, Be Like �B�
Again I try
Just need to fly
For just one day if I could
Be that way
I dream I move
I dream I groove
Like �B�
If I could Be Like �B�
I wanna be, I wanna be
Like �B�
Oh, if I could Be Like �B�



lyrics by Teddy

video, choreography, dancing, singing, composing, make-up, fashion design, lighting, sound, cameraman, producer, director, promoter, transportation coordinatop r, food service, grip, best boy, and actor by no other than the modest but handsome and charming "B"!!! Quote

Has "B" affected anyone else's life recently? The reason I ask is that "B" seems to have picked me to spend much of his recent time with. Do you think that his come-on to Pearla is really meant for me? OMFG

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Has "B" affected anyone else's life recently? The reason I ask is that "B" seems to have picked me to spend much of his recent time with. Do you think that his come-on to Pearla is really meant for me? OMFG



Hello my friend, I understand that you have what they call, a "Man crush". I seem to get many offers from both genders, however I can assure you that the "B" only loves the ladies. I shall paste here a little song I gave to a good friend of mine to sing, if I find a video posted on MyTube, (that is YouTube for you, I just happened to invent it) I shall post the link here also. Mi amigo seemed to have a hit with it, and everyone believed it was about him. hahaha But what others did not know helped mi amigo so it always makes me smile when I hear this. Here is to you my friend, and to all... Stay thirsty my friends

To all the girls I've loved before
Who travelled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before


To all the girls I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the girls I've loved before


The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away


To all the girls who shared my life
Who now are someone else's wives
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before


To all the girls who cared for me
Who filled my nights with ecstasy
They live within my heart
I'll always be a part
Of all the girls I've loved before

The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away

To all the girls we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the girls we've loved before

To all the girls we've loved before
Who travelled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the girls we've loved before

Enjoy my friends:

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Awww -B- shows his soft side.

This is yet another dimension and characteristic of "B" exhibiting superior empathic powers. Did you teach Julio how to sing with that sexy accent "B"? DOes "B" ever get drunk? Quote

i need someone to give me the cliffnotes version of this whole -B- story.. Quote

i need someone to give me the cliffnotes version of this whole -B- story..


Its a mix between Saturday Night Fever/ Boogie Nights/ And the David Hasslehoff Biography

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ok.. maybe a slightly more detailed version! Quote

Its a mix between Saturday Night Fever/ Boogie Nights/ And the David Hasslehoff Biography


Best possible answer. Quote

BREAKING NEWS

Following the age investigations of the 2009 Chinese Olympic gymnasts, investigative reporters from the Two Dot Gazette have turned their focus on the building design of the Olympic venue in Beijing. Reporters Mona Loud and Hugh Jardon have discovered that �B� was the �ghost� designer of the entire Olympic venue. The report has led to the Pritzker Prize awards committee unanimously selecting �B� for the 2009 Pritzker Prize in recognition of this superhuman feat.

The Pritzker Prize is awarded annually by the Hyatt Foundation to honor "a living architect whose built work demonstrates a combination of those qualities of talent, vision and commitment, which has produced consistent and significant contributions to humanity and the built environment through the art of architecture".

�B� single handedly designed and built the entire 2009 Olympic Games venue in Beijing including the incredible �Bird Cage� Stadium. Upon completion of the Bird Cage and before the Olympic Games started �B� raced the entire American 2009 Olympic Track and Field team in back-to-back events in order to test the stadium before turning it over to the International Olympic Committee. He won the 100, 200, 400, 800, 1000, 1500, and the mile before he won the Pole Vault, the Hammer Throw, and the Javelin. It�s unofficial but witnesses claimed to have seen the hammer land outside the stadium. Quote

Too much creativity + Too much time on hands = Legendary B


Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Quote

i need someone to give me the cliffnotes version of this whole -B- story..


cliff notes wont do it justice. you gotta read the whole thing. have a diaper handy
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************* BREAKING NEWS FROM THE SITUATION ROOM *****************

It is being reported that US President Barak Obama has been stripped of his Nobel Peace Prize. It is, instead, being awarded to "B" for his heroic efforts to promote peace in the middle east and his solo actions in africa.

also, all chuck norris riddles are being replaced with "B". ie "B" doesnt fear death, death fears "B"
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************* BREAKING NEWS FROM THE SITUATION ROOM *****************
It is being reported that US President Barak Obama has been stripped of his Nobel Peace Prize. It is, instead, being awarded to "B" for his heroic efforts to promote peace in the middle east and his solo actions in africa.
also, all chuck norris riddles are being replaced with "B". ie "B" doesnt fear death, death fears "B"


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-NEWS FROM THE TATTOO ART HALL OF FAME-

Today in Beverly Hills at the Illustrated Woman Tattoo Parlor, a magnificently beautiful f4f model named Kimee arrived for a 24th Birthday Tattoo. Upon arrival she was escorted into the VIP Room where the world renowned master tattoo artist, "B" was already sketching a new masterpiece tattoo. Informed sources tell us that a Mr. gdiddy took a break from his "HELP FIND THE CURE" fund raising campaign to track down "B" and commission his angel Kimee's tattoo.

The Tattoo Art world is abuzz about the convergence of the amazing "B' creating another masterpiece on the stunningly beautiful f4f model, Kimee that was commissioned by the notable benefactor, gdiddy.

For those of you who are moved by this incredible piece of news should thank gdiddy by contributing to his Help Find the Cure campaign in the post of the same title.



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i hope gdiddy and "B" contrived to give kimmee a lower back piece. i will refrain from using the slang term for fear of models showing up at my house with torches and pitch forks Quote

has anyone else noticed how "B" references are showing up in a lot of other threads? im dying laughing at how this shit has blown up. Quote

"B" is the "B"-omb! He is so amazing that it was just a matter of time before his influence permeates the entire Forum. My mind isn't expansive enough to comprehend "B"s greatness.

I have to admit though that my brain has been somewhat compromised. But the good news is that Dr. "B" was there when I needed the best brain surgeon ever. Quote