HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked,
Bring beer.... Quote

aerosmith : angel

i'm alone yeah I don't know if I can face the night
I'm in tears and the cryin that i do is for you
I want your love let's break the wall between us
Don't make it tough, I'll put away my pride
Enough's enough, I've suffered and I've seen the light

You're my angel come and save me tonight
You're my angel come and make it alright
You're my angel come and save me tonight


Don't know what I'm gonna do about thins feeling inside
Yes, it's true loneliness took me for a ride
Without your love, I'm nothin but a beggar
Without your love, a dog without a bone
What can I do, I'm sleepin in this bed alone

You're the reason I live
You're the reason I die
You're the reason I give when I break down and cry
Don't need no reason why
Baby, baby, babyith

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aerosmith : angel

I'm alone yeah I don't know if I can face the night
I'm in tears and the cryin that i do is for you
I want your love let's break the wall between us
Don't make it tough, I'll put away my pride
Enough's enough, I've suffered and I've seen the light

You're my angel come and save me tonight
You're my angel come and make it alright
You're my angel come and save me tonight

Don't know what I'm gonna do about thins feeling inside
Yes, it's true loneliness took me for a ride
Without your love, I'm nothin but a beggar
Without your love, a dog without a bone
What can I do, I'm sleepin in this bed alone

You're the reason I live
You're the reason I die
You're the reason I give when I break down and cry
Don't need no reason why
Baby, baby, baby Quote

At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. I was very proud of myself.

The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I replied, "Midnight, just like I said."

She said that was good, and for some reason she said we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered, "Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said 'Shit!,' cuckooed four more times, farted, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more times and then started giggling."

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A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually a cop pulls him over.

"Did you know," says the cop, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

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The 5 Questions Most Feared By Men

1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat in this?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e., tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.

Question # 1: What are you thinking about? The proper answer to this, of course, is: " I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:
a. Football.
b. Golf.
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!"

Question # 2: Do you love me? The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear."

Inappropriate responses include:
a. Oh Yeah, sh@*-loads.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?

Question # 3: Do I look fat?
The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Among the incorrect answers are:
a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Sorry what did you say? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me?
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Incorrect responses include:
a. Yes, but you have a better personality
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age
d. Define pretty
e. Sorry what did you say ? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question # 5: What would you do if I died? A definite no-win question.(The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Lotus and a Boat").

No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:

WOMAN: Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!
WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? Quote

MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: (makes audible groan)
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.
WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
MAN: Sh&%. Quote

Rocker thank you very much .Veryyyyyy funny jokes :D U brings a smile on my lips

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LickaU my friend, where are u ???

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I hope see u soon ;>
BIG HUG 4 you ((((((((((Lickau)))))))))))))))))))
And have a goood day ! Quote

Kamilaa misses me too... but only because she is not a good aim with a gun Quote

((((((((((((((((((((((((((( Kamilaa ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I miss you .

psssstttttttt Kam - I work sometimes

I will look for when you are on again Quote

Kamilaa wants to protect everyone's privacy and prefer to have members "Not Share" privates if possible
You can select for ANY model and ANY private you have

Thank you Quote

******Special mood - special thoughts*******

My view on the world :

Life without music would be a mistake!!! Friedrich Nietzsche

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.

There are no facts, only interpretations.

What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.,

Even in the cup of love is contained bitterness

Jealousy - witty passion, yet still the greatest folly.


SPECIAL 4 MY WONDERFUL DEARS GREAT KIND FUNNY BEST GUYS 4 my FRIENDS

A friend is someone who knows all about you and and still likes you.

Elbert Hubbard


****FOR ALL PEOPLE,WHO WILL READ MY WORDS*******

It is impossible to love and be wise. Francis Bacon

Even the the most tempting rose has thorns. Tristan Eggener


GOLD REVELATION

Be happy. It is a way of being wise. Colette

Life is ours to be spent, not saved. D. H. Lawrence


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EVERYONE SMILES IN THE SAME LANGUAGE





With BEST wishes to all , Kami Quote

Life is for living and giving yourself to the special people around you

LickaU 2009


Thank you for being you

I did put "Not Share" on the privates we did Quote

Hey Ppl lets smile together

Voodoo penis

A certain married couple had a very healthy sex life. They had sex everyday; in the shower, on the kitchen counter, everywhere imaginable. In fact the wife was somewhat of a nymphomaniac.
One day the husband announced that he would be going on a week-long business trip. Deciding that she couldn't go the week without sex she decided to visit a sex shop after she dropped him off at the airport. She was looking at the selections of dildo's and could not find what she was looking for. She asked the man at the counter if he had anything really special. The man hesistated, looked around the shop, and took a deep breath, "I really shouldn't be showing you this, but you look like a very special lady." He took an old looking wooden box out from under the counter and removed the lid. As the woman looked inside she announced that it was just like any other in the store. The man said, "Ah, but you see, it most certainly is not! It is the voodoo penis and all you have to do is say "voodoo penis" and then where ever you want it to go." The man decided to demonstrate the powers of the "voodoo penis". He commanded, "VOODOO PENIS, THE DOOR!" The dildo rose from the box and began its work on the door. The door began to buckle and sway. Splinters of wood flew around the room. The man yelled, "Voodoo Penis, return to the box!" The woman was so impressed with it she bought it right away and took it straight home.
The woman, excited to try it, undressed and commanded, "Voodoo Penis my crotch!" The penis went straight to pumping. After three mind-shattering orgasms, she decided that it was enough, only she had forgotten how to return it to the box. After tugging for what seemed like hours, she decided to drive to the hospital for help.
She put her clothes back on and began to drive, quivering with each thrust of the dildo. After one intense orgasm she swerved all over the road. A policeman ,seeing this, pulled her over, and asked her if she had had something to drink.
She replied that she had a voodoo penis stuck in her crotch and it would not stop screwing her. The policeman smiled and in an arrogant tone of voice said, "Voodoo Penis, My ASS!"


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~Kami Quote

�Hell and heaven - in heaven�, - argue bigots.

I looked at himself, convinced of lying:

Hell and Heaven - not ranges in the palace of the universe.

Hell and Heaven - the two halves of the soul.


My fav ( and sure 4 me )The most wise man - Omar Khayyam

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POLITICS - Pornography without sex

And the brain can be erogenous zone.

Correct sex is dirty.


ahahah I LIKE IT

Sex - it's just two people trying to occupy the same body.




Sex is like snow. You never know how many centimeters falls and how long it will last

Sex: the most intimate form of dance. - Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhh I LOVE DANCE

Cheers ;>



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Girls are much more psychic than guys. They're the first to know if you're going to get laid.

Life without a friend is death without a witness.

It was a woman who drove me to drink - and, you know, I never even thanked her.

It women knew what we were thinking, they'd never stop slapping us.


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here is one awesome song ..
one of my favorites

neil young :powderfinger

Look out, Mama,
there's a white boat
comin' up the river
With a big red beacon,
and a flag,
and a man on the rail
I think you'd better call John,
'Cause it don't
look like they're here
to deliver the mail
And it's less than a mile away
I hope they didn't come to stay
It's got numbers on the side
and a gun
And it's makin' big waves.

Daddy's gone,
my brother's out hunting
in the mountains
Big John's been drinking
since the river took Emmy-Lou
So the powers that be
left me here
to do the thinkin'
And I just turned twenty-two
I was wonderin' what to do
And the closer they got,
The more those feelings grew.

Daddy's rifle in my hand
felt reassurin'
He told me,
Red means run, son,
numbers add up to nothin'
But when the first shot
hit the docks I saw it comin'
Raised my rifle to my eye
Never stopped to wonder why.
Then I saw black,
And my face splashed in the sky.

Shelter me from the powder
and the finger
Cover me with the thought
that pulled the trigger
Think of me
as one you'd never figured
Would fade away so young
With so much left undone
Remember me to my love,
I know I'll miss her.

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Ok guys ,
I am curious what part of the woman body of the most sexy, for a little erotic tattoo???

A little piquancy would not be superfluous
I of course already have a couple of ideas (about what will look tasty at my body)
But still would like to hear other people's ideas Quote

wow kamilaa you thinking of getting tattoo ??

what kind of tattoo ??

for me very sexy is above ankle or , on back of neck or upper thigh

just make sure you get something you really like.....

i have 2 tattoo's and have no regrets ...


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