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gdiddy
Created by: gdiddy

6/7/09 @ 2:37am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 1,812

"Baaaahd is Baaaahd" by Huey Lewis. the group finally arrived at Teddy's only to find out that...
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Created by: lickau

6/7/09 @ 6:43am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

Joan Jett was singing "I Love Rock and Roll" naked

:guitar :guitar

I saw him dancin there by the record machine
I knew he must a been about seventeen
The beat was goin strong
Playin my favorite song
An I could tell it wouldnt be long
Till he was with me, yeah me, singin

I love rock n roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n roll
So come an take your time an dance with me

He smiled so I got up and asked for his name
That dont matter, he said,
cause its all the same

Said can I take you home where we can be alone

An next we were movin on
He was with me, yeah me

Next we were movin on
He was with me, yeah me, singin

I love rock n roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n roll
So come an take your time an dance with me

Said can I take you home where we can be alone

An well be movin on
An singin that same old song
Yeah with me, singin

I love rock n roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n roll
So come an take your time an dance with me

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amicu
Created by: amicu

6/7/09 @ 10:36am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: In the F4F Archives, Sublevel 5, aisles 71-72
Posts: 1,088

Which everyone felt was a much smarter Joan direction to go than last week at Teddy's, which left us all permenantly scarred by a naked Joan Rivers singing excrutiatingly painful and raspy Carpenters' covers for three hours...

:helpme
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gdiddy
Created by: gdiddy

6/7/09 @ 1:56pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 1,812

and the thing about it that made it even worse was that instead of singing the songs OF the carpenters, she thought it meant songs ABOUT carpenters. so she dressed up in overalls and boots with a hardhat on so she could sing songs about framing and nailing wood. then all of the sudden another artist appeared at the back of the stage and started singing "achy breaky heart". as the new artists moved closer to the front of the stage we realized it wasn't billy ray cyrus, but was instead...
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G-Mann
Created by: g-mann

6/7/09 @ 3:03pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
Posts: 9,786

...Roseanne Barr. She was singing Achy Breaky Heart while eating some of Teddy's BBQ'd Sheep ribs, but even with a full mouth, her voice carried. Dogs were howling, babies were crying....
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Created by: lickau

6/7/09 @ 7:23pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

.. and Tom Cruise showed up and acted like a Bad Boy at Oprah's . Tom Cruise started to ....
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cougar_62
Created by: cougar_62

6/7/09 @ 7:31pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 646

pull out a mask and cape with some strange music playing in the background
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G-Mann
Created by: g-mann

6/7/09 @ 7:33pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
Posts: 9,786

he pranced around like he was Zorro who just came out of the closet and he...
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Created by: lickau

6/7/09 @ 7:34pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

.. confessed he has ALL the missing Avatars for Ransom , Tom wants .......
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cougar_62
Created by: cougar_62

6/7/09 @ 7:36pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 646

lots of cash from cougar to post his; but cougar being the sly cat.......
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G-Mann
Created by: g-mann

6/7/09 @ 7:42pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
Posts: 9,786

asked what scientology was, and while Tom went off in his own little world, cougar took back his avatar and then...
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gdiddy
Created by: gdiddy

6/7/09 @ 10:03pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 1,812

put a dvd of Barney on which immediately made tom cruise giggle like a little girl and settle into the fetal position with his blankey to watch the dvd. suddenly the show was over and tom immediately jumped up and started singing "Highway To The Danger Zone" as he...
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amicu
Created by: amicu

6/7/09 @ 10:30pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: In the F4F Archives, Sublevel 5, aisles 71-72
Posts: 1,088

rubbed his tummy and simultaneously performed a scientology audit on himself from one of their booklets, with goldleaf GoldenBooks binding titled 'Puggles the Lost Puppy', only the last two pages were missing, which really upset Level 32 Spacelord Scientology Guru Tom, who did what he always does when someone leaves out the ending to an incredible story like 'Puggles the Lost Puppy', he..
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Robyn Ross
Created by: Robyn Ross

6/7/09 @ 10:32pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

jumped on the couch scream that the thief of the last few pages were glib, this would continue on until...
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G-Mann
Created by: g-mann

6/8/09 @ 12:08am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
Posts: 9,786

Oprah says differently, because Oprah is....
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Created by: lickau

6/8/09 @ 2:11am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

cheering for the Lakers to beat the Magic :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup

Oprah was wearing the smallest LA Cheerlader outfit for gddidy .

Gdiddy watched as Oprah ....
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Rashel Cox
Created by: Rashel Cox

6/8/09 @ 2:55am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

bent over a gave lickau a preview of hotel time while she....
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gdiddy
Created by: gdiddy

6/8/09 @ 3:29am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 1,812

had lickau give her a rim job and yell "Lakers Suck" repeatedly while she ate hello kimee cookies compliments of yours truly. finally lickau was allowed to stop and the first thing he did was..
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Created by: lickau

6/8/09 @ 3:50am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

put gdiddy inside Oprah's mouth :orglaugh

:drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup

gdiddy loved it inside with Hello Kimee Cookies until Oprah started to swallow and .....
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gdiddy
Created by: gdiddy

6/8/09 @ 5:14am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 1,812

screamed "get in my belly!" diddy did a ninja like karate chop on oprah's adam's apple which caused her to spit him back out. diddy grabbed lickau and they both ran out of the room and..
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