You left out repairing Air Force One in mid-flight, using only a fishstick, a Michael Bolten cd and a 2 litre bottle of Mountain Dew


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**BREAKING NEWS FROM THE E NETWORK**

Today executives from the Entertainment Network have announced a blockbuster deal brokered by "B" to produce and film the television version of Big Pearla's Game, the wildly successful kissing game that is taking the Flirt4Free Website by storm. "B" said he is flying Pearla to Hollywood in his personal jet to work out the details and to provide Pearla with outfits suitable for family television viewing.

How could such a humanitarian act so selfishly? It�s shocking!! Meanwhile, there is rioting going on all over the world as angry F4F members, VIPs and especially the game players have taken to the streets.

Here's what this reporter has observed going on around the world:

THE PRINCIPAL GAME PLAYERS:
� Duby has been seen overturning cars and lighting them on fire. More on him at the end of this post
� LickaU has started dancing faster than his avatar igniting his shoes and throwing them at the police. He is last seen in the back of a police car�
� G-Mann was so upset he put way too much lighter fluid in his BBQ kettle and it was last seen orbiting the earth
� Both call_me_al & Finny have gone into deep despair and slipped into a catatonic state and awaiting their own brain surgery from �B�
� Suggs wants to do an autopsy on an alive un-anesthetized "B"
� gdiddy quickly assembled his band, cranked up the amplifiers and broke every window in the greater Phoenix area
� Amicu, the sleeper comedian, is still sleeping somewhere and has no idea wtf is going on,
� ozzieboy4u was last seen shearing all his sheep in his Frocking Frock Down Under and is reverting to an aboriginal man
� Alberich is distraught because he only has one Angel left to play with now
� L247 had finally saved up enough money but didn�t have a chance to tip Pearla
� cheshire cat has permanently lost his smile
� Seaniboy is writing angry poems about �B�

THE PRINCIPAL �HAVE YOU HEARD� CONTRIBUTORS:

� hfactor was seen running from the Dallas Cheerleaders shower room in a rage
� YOURNENE is desperately trying to get "B"'s phone number to try and take Pearla's place on the jet,
� Bigdaddycool - if he gets his hands on "B", is going to escort him to Dante's Hell
� tremno999 is so upset that he refuses to leave the bat cave,
� Pammiegirl or whatever the fuck her name OWTFHN is today loading her dildo cannon to fire at "B" only to get his attention though
� GalloDelCielo, cornered by Pammiegirl OWTFHN 's has to confront the "B" phenomenon,
� jimmyzzz is so upset that he's going to release the Michael Jackson moon-walk impersonators to dance on �B�s head.

Poor Duby is shattered. Here's the worst part - as part of this television series contract, Duby has to play the Vanna White role to �B� during the show and has to escort Pearla to each lucky person to deliver each kiss. Arrrgh! Quote

"B" wrote a review! It was on the main page just now. He must have been checking the forums to decide who to visit. Great review "B"

Is this his first or has he written more reviews? Anyone know? Quote

"B" wrote a review! It was on the main page just now. He must have been checking the forums to decide who to visit. Great review "B"
Is this his first or has he written more reviews? Anyone know?


Actually Teddy you might remember his infamous review of "Eskimo Snow"

Its day 2 of the Calderton Colby Mustard. This year's activity actually is is very very beneficial to the townsfold and to the enviroments and the town's folk. Also a wolf and for the Showtime family of networks. This year they are disassembling the town Windmill and coating it in a lacquer so that when teenagers climb to the top of it and pee, the windmill won't smell. Its Calderton tradition for young males, after their first kill, to climb the windmill in glory and then defecate it in awe. Nowdays, teens just piss out when they need a place to piss after sucking each other's dicks. Note: girls take shits on the steps of the old town hall which is now a optometrist, which they have a handicap ramp anyway so no one cares. I mean its girls pooping, its a tourist trap.
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"B" wrote a review! It was on the main page just now. He must have been checking the forums to decide who to visit. Great review "B"
Is this his first or has he written more reviews? Anyone know?


This was my first review my furry friend, but certainly not my last. I must admit though that some of the models do not know it is I visiting. Because I do not wish to take attention away from them, I must sometimes use a, how do you say... an alias. I had the pleasure of seeing another lovely beauty today and of course a review was written for her. I would like to say cheers to the many members I have met and have yet to meet here and also to the great models on this site. Salud mis amigos!

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This was my first review my furry friend, but certainly not my last. I must admit though that some of the models do not know it is I visiting. Because I do not wish to take attention away from them, I must sometimes use a, how do you say... an alias. I had the pleasure of seeing another lovely beauty today and of course a review was written for her. I would like to say cheers to the many members I have met and have yet to meet here and also to the great models on this site. Salud mis amigos!
Stay thirsty my friends


-B- Wow you are amazing!!! Not only did you write a glowing review but you were so suave that she didn't even know you took her private!

While I was in this model's room earlier today she told me that she didn't even realize who you were! You must have hypnotized her with your dazzling good looks and bedside manner. I realize that I am still recovering from the operation and at times I get upset when you threaten to take my in your plane and put her on TV, but i cannot stay angry or resentful at such a titanic force of nature as yourself -B- ! Quote

It was me! Apparently B gave me the best seeing-to I've ever had in pvt and then went all MIB on me; flashing his cock until I'd forgotten all about it.

Ahhh, what a guy! Quote

It was me! Apparently B gave me the best seeing-to I've ever had in pvt and then went all MIB on me; flashing his cock until I'd forgotten all about it.

Ahhh, what a guy!


Saphi

Wow! "B" made you swoon too! From what I hear from the models he is really something. Do you recall if he invited you to fly with him in his private jet. You know, the one with no seats, a gigantic bed, jacuzzi/hot tub and i certainly hope he didn't drag you into his dungeon room.

One thing we do know is if "B" did take you on a flight you did not take off from or land in Australia as Ozzie too has taken up arms now that "B" is tormenting all the models' men. Quote

Oh My Golly Gosh Gee!!!! "B" is Human!!! He made a mistake! He was making breakfast Pancakes for the 3,000 poor children in the city of Nairobi in Kenya and he burned them!! He still fed the crispy "crackers" to the starving children but because of this mistake he ran out of milk! So he took a few liters of his own beer stores and gave it to those with dry mouths and no milk. Soon he had a few hundred drunk and angry children, upon seeing this he gave his usual "Stay thirsty my friends" and took off in his private jet and is still bothered by what went wrong...did he cook the batter for to long or was the heat to high? But either way "B" has sworn off making pancakes ever again. So to all the people that long to be a little like "B", you can be...for even the most wonderful person on earth can make a mistake like the rest of us. As he flew away in his jet he was heard to mumble "I did my best". But unfortunately Mr. "B" this time your best was not the best. Thanks for being human. Quote

Oh My Golly Gosh Gee!!!! "B" is Human!!! He made a mistake! He was making breakfast Pancakes for the 3,000 poor children in the city of Nairobi in Kenya and he burned them!! He still fed the crispy "crackers" to the starving children but because of this mistake he ran out of milk! So he took a few liters of his own beer stores and gave it to those with dry mouths and no milk. Soon he had a few hundred drunk and angry children, upon seeing this he gave his usual "Stay thirsty my friends" and took off in his private jet and is still bothered by what went wrong...did he cook the batter for to long or was the heat to high? But either way "B" has sworn off making pancakes ever again. So to all the people that long to be a little like "B", you can be...for even the most wonderful person on earth can make a mistake like the rest of us. As he flew away in his jet he was heard to mumble "I did my best". But unfortunately Mr. "B" this time your best was not the best. Thanks for being human.


It is very strange to hear something of this nature full of fabrications. Being the chef that I am, a simple breakfast item would be child's play, and let be know that "B" would never allow the young to partake in alcoholic beverages. As the saying goes amigos... Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

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**�B� UPDATE**

Contrary to previous posts about �B��s inability to cook such a mundane thing as pancakes, readers of this thread may recall �B� and Teddy competed in the Food Network�s Iron Chef Contest (Details can be found in Post #73- page 4). �B� won the contest and Teddy came in third (out of three) but it was more or a forfeit than a failure. Actually the bar is pretty high for �failure� when competing against �B�.

Teddy graciously hosted a victory celebration barbeque for �B� at his BBQ Place. �B� landed his private jet at Moffet Field which happens to be near where both Teddy and Duby live. Upon deplaning �B� saw the Google 767 Jet parked which triggered his brilliant mind - more on this later...

THE BBQ: In attendance were many F4F members and models who wanted to meet �B� and celebrate all his recent accomplishments which are too numerous to describe here. I know of four F4F models, Pearla, Saphira, and Joanna have already interacted with �B� and Sheryl observed �B� at the Iron Chef contest. I suppose it�s only a matter of time before the other F4F models are flOcking to meet �B�.

Teddy was unbelievable � he made small talk with everyone, barbequed traditional food from the home nations of all the models, led sing-a-longs, wove tales of intrigue, told jokes, called upon Bart to dance his jig, had Duby show the stitches on his head from his recent surgery, and introduced �B� to everyone. A hush fell over the crowd, as �B� regally stepped forward. He spent at least 30 minutes outlining his accomplishments for that day wowing the crowd. He then made a surprising announcement that he purchased the Google 767 Jet!

THE JET: For those who want some details on the jet that �B� purchased, here are some faqs:

How Much Was It?
**Probably about $15 million. It was built in 1987, However, refurbishment added on probably another $10 million or more. **

What�s It Called?
** It�s now called the �B�-767 **

What�s It Look Like?
** �B�is a gifted artist and he decided that the best thing he could come up with to make his jet STAND out was to paint a likeness of his dick on the entire fuselage with the cockpit obviously the glans. It is an awesome sight seeing this plane take off and streak across the sky and even more impressive when it breaks the speed barrier. **

Who Flies It?
** �B� is a licensed jet pilot but has a pilot on staff for when he brings the models on board **

Who Flies In It?
** Anyone �B� damn well pleases, but mostly the F4F models. He has already flown Pearla to Hollywood for a television deal he struck for syndicating the Big Pearla�s Game. **

How Many Can Fly In It?
** The WSJ reported that a normal 767 carries 180 passengers, but this has been retrofitted for comfort. It only holds 12: �B� of course, up to two models, the pilot and co-pilot, a fellow chef, a personal assistant, a dominatrix, and a string quartet. **

How Comfortable Is It?
** Well, no one has complained. It has two bedrooms/playrooms, a Master Bath/Jacuzzi Room, a large lounge, dining room, and a dungeon Room. It has no typical Coach or first-class style seats. **

Here is an interior design of the �B�-767:

http://img127.imageshack.us/i/bsjetplans1.pdf/

�B� may be flying to an airport near you!

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Undisputedly, without question, an homage to B:



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Undisputedly, without question, an homage to B:






Amicu - Kick ass stuff Quote

** THIS MESSAGE SENT TO ME FROM "B" HIMSELF **

This is what "B" just texted me:


Duby, how's your recovery from brain operation coming along? I trust you are doing exceedingly well, after all, I performed your surgery. Because I have done such a stellar job and you seem to be doing well, I have full confidence that you are more than capable of relaying my best wishes to LickaU for his 8,000th post and G-Mann is currently in the 7,970's and right on his tail.

As you know I have accomplished much, but unless I suspend all my humanitarian efforts, i can never catch up to these two mega-posters. It is one achievement that I knowingly will never achieve. So I just want to say, "congratulations and...

Stay thirsty my friends

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** THIS MESSAGE SENT TO ME FROM "B" HIMSELF **

This is what "B" just texted me:


Duby, how's your recovery from brain operation coming along? I trust you are doing exceedingly well, after all, I performed your surgery. Because I have done such a stellar job and you seem to be doing well, I have full confidence that you are more than capable of relaying my best wishes to LickaU for his 8,000th post and G-Mann is currently in the 7,970's and right on his tail.

As you know I have accomplished much, but unless I suspend all my humanitarian efforts, i can never catch up to these two mega-posters. It is one achievement that I knowingly will never achieve. So I just want to say, "congratulations and...

Stay thirsty my friends




WOW! I wanna be like B.

So dubyabee gets text messages from B. Maybe a secret love? Quote

Be wary of the member who tells how many credits he has.

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Any B sightings lately? Quote

Last spotted autographing vuvuzelas at the world cup, before he solves the oil spill crises in the gulf Quote

Funny Stuff Quote