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Female Performer Chat: Want a laugh? you gotta see this.....
DreamX
Created by: dreamx

6/10/07 @ 9:38am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Go to "oriannas" room and there is a member there whom orianna claims to be in love with and he claims to be in love with her.Anyhow thats not the funny part,I cant explain it well enough here but watching these two chat to each other in open is like watching a train wreck....you just cant look away...lol.Funny thing is they talk so much in open about being in love that she gets zero pvts other than his little 15 minutes occasionaly and heck it even scares away the grey guys lol.I know some of you have seen these two already and in my years here at f4f I never saw anything quite like this.... :orglaugh
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_ICEMAN_
Created by: _iceman_

6/10/07 @ 10:37am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Long Island
Posts: 120

This site is more than a model performin.... If you sit n just watch the chat, somtimes you will get a laugh out if it...but glad you found an amusement to this.. :orglaugh
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Char1ie
Created by: char1ie

6/10/07 @ 10:13pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 114

Tune in tomorrow for another episode of "As f4f Turns."
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Jack_Rafter
Created by: jack_rafter

6/15/07 @ 7:25pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: UK
Posts: 18

There are plenty of those about. you can go treking up mount everest for a year and not come here at all, but you can bet your bottom dollar that the day you get home and log into a certain girls room, then that member that is always there will be there.

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cougar_62
Created by: cougar_62

6/30/07 @ 5:04pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 646

Well I had to check this out and sure enough a certain member and Orianna where carring on. Some grey made a comment to pan out and another said she has a cock. I said well if that was true she whould be in the tranny catagory and I get banned from the room, wtf!!! Not really sure why I was banned, but I will never visit her room again.
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DreamX
Created by: dreamx

7/1/07 @ 12:13am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

one of my friends was in her room tonite and captured the funniest thing ever said by a model :orglaugh

hope I can post a link to the screenshot lol.If you all havent seen orianna and this "boyfreind" of hers go round and round you need to omg this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time :orglaugh

http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/3/5/855144/orianna.JPG
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SOLARECLIPSE
Created by: solareclipse

7/1/07 @ 1:38am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

i saw her on and remembered this topic so i stopped by for a look. sure enough, the first line i read from her is some about she wants to marry the guy and give birth to his child. thats some serious stuff.

i say, GO FOR IT!!!! :thumbsup
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_ICEMAN_
Created by: _iceman_

7/1/07 @ 11:56pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Long Island
Posts: 120

amicu
Created by: amicu

7/7/07 @ 9:22am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: In the F4F Archives, Sublevel 5, aisles 71-72
Posts: 1,088

That was the funniest singular line I've ever seen from a model. And the guy is totally oblivious to what she said. I think he's not even a guy, he's just a loop of repetitive support "you are strong, you can do it!", some sort of computer program that responds to models in distress, a la Ferris Bueller's recordings of snoring and cued responses should someone open his door :) I've been to her room only once, because she is a beautiful girl, she should be getting more privates than this, and I had to see for myself. Sure enough he was there and the two of them were in their own fantasy conversation about waiting till the day when they held each other for real. This went on the entire 20 minutes or so that I could hold my attention. Nobody else was talked to. Oh, everybody else addressed Orianna, but she only responded to him. And she held one conversation, he held another.. the two were functioning at different wavelengths, and somehow they intercepted enough so that they were talking to each other, even if to outsiders it seemed two different conversations were taking place.
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yowzer
Created by: yowzer

7/7/07 @ 10:49am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: casa yowza
Posts: 506

This is the most surreal thing I ever did hear about on f4f...if I go to open and see she is on...I am going to investigate.

Let's hope the smell-o-vision is developed after the diarrhea goes away.
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magic690
Created by: magic690

7/7/07 @ 3:31pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: USA
Posts: 15

sadly...this room and the studio that runs it represent that darkest side of f4f.

You can be sure that all the talk of love, marraige, and babies is yielding more than 15 min pvt.

Poor bastard.......there is nothing funny about this room.
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wolveryne
Created by: wolveryne

7/7/07 @ 5:23pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

one of my friends was in her room tonite and captured the funniest thing ever said by a model :orglaugh
hope I can post a link to the screenshot lol.If you all havent seen orianna and this "boyfreind" of hers go round and round you need to omg this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time :orglaugh
http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/3/5/855144/orianna.JPG


Hey DreamX, thank your friend, It is a great screen shot, had me laughing so hard, it thought I popped a blood vessel.

Cheers

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Char1ie
Created by: char1ie

7/7/07 @ 9:05pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 114

sadly...this room and the studio that runs it represent that darkest side of f4f.
You can be sure that all the talk of love, marraige, and babies is yielding more than 15 min pvt.
Poor bastard.......there is nothing funny about this room.


I have visited orianna's room several times just for the comic relief (and she is a pretty girl to look at), and I have never actually seen this guy take her private. All of their "conversations" that I have seen take place in open chat. It is a great room for anyone that just wants to practice their typing skills as these two are completely oblivious to anyone else.

It could be that I do not stay in her room long enough to see him take her private, but there is only so much of their lovey dovey talk that I can take before I am just rolling with laughter.
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_ICEMAN_
Created by: _iceman_

7/8/07 @ 12:54am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Long Island
Posts: 120

Ahem* com on guys, can you just leave those two love birds alone :orglaugh but its true what magic says : there is not much to laugh at,,,, but am sure.. i'll feel bad for that fella too.... take care n have fun all


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wolveryne
Created by: wolveryne

7/8/07 @ 1:22am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

This is the most surreal thing I ever did hear about on f4f...if I go to open and see she is on...I am going to investigate.
Let's hope the smell-o-vision is developed after the diarrhea goes away.


A lot of verbal diarrhea going on tonight, Was there for 20 minutes and just ignored all other chatters. The plot also thickens as there was mention of a person name "C" who seems to need to give approval.

Ahh; better than day time TV.
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yowzer
Created by: yowzer

7/8/07 @ 4:07pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: casa yowza
Posts: 506

I dunno much about the whole thing...but the chatters in the know seem like a fun bunch of guys. I look forward to enjoying more of F4F's soap opera.
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clipper4255
Created by: clipper4255

7/9/07 @ 2:17am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 12

You never know. They may be in luv. The only problem is the models are here to make $$$. Luv is one thing but her "man" should give her space to do her job.
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Char1ie
Created by: char1ie

7/20/07 @ 12:31am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 114

Had a little trouble in paradise, but all is forgiven. Ah, the joys of young love.........
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Created by: ophelias_rue

9/3/11 @ 9:09pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122

a *bump* for all the lovers
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justsittinghere
Created by: justsittinghere

10/7/12 @ 10:33pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 27

So what ever happened to these two?
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