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Created by: suggs

10/19/08 @ 4:29pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I as a long term member of this site can recall when model names were simple but recently there has been a steady influx of model names that make me want to either laugh or cry.

Just lately there seems to be a tendency to put Sexy, Stunning or Lovely before a models name - now I am probably gonna be hauled over hot coals bit to me this smacks of desperation from models and studios as 9 times out of 10 ANY model that has to use sexy as part of their name usually isn't. ( And dont even get me started on the model who has 3 part name which 1st and 2nd part is Big Clit :orglaugh

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I have tried other sites and i feel that this one model name wise has always tried to kjeep names that are sensible but not anymore - whats next a model called "Anal Fist Delight" or "Cum Bucket" ?*

* I know these 2 are a bit extremne but just pointing out the way this site seems to be heading

Shudders to think what is happening on guys side :evil

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10/20/08 @ 2:43pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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I have tried other sites and i feel that this one model name wise has always tried to kjeep names that are sensible but not anymore - whats next a model called "Anal Fist Delight" or "Cum Bucket" ?*
* I know these 2 are a bit extremne but just pointing out the way this site seems to be heading
Shudders to think what is happening on guys side :evil

in total agreement with ya Suggs..... this was the only site that had normal names (underscores 'was')

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Created by: t1ckler

10/21/08 @ 11:52am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Just waiting to see "Cunning Stunt" and "Pheasant Plucker" - on their way soon I hear :orglaugh

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10/21/08 @ 11:58am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I hear that 'Cunning Stunt' is gonna be part of a doubl act with her sister 'Cupid Stunt' ( Who does everything in the Best Pawwsible Taste ) :orglaugh

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Created by: lickau

10/23/08 @ 9:47am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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3 names is WAY TOO MUCH !!! :twocents

Big Clit name is UNEXCUSEABLE !

Seems there is no longer the consistency as "the old days" of just 2-5 years ago . They even made models with a 2nd name go to 1 name only .

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Created by: suggs

10/26/08 @ 5:21pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Created by: t1ckler

10/26/08 @ 8:22pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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The Pheasant Plucking Song

Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man,
I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
But sometimes of an evening I feel a trifle dim,
All alone and plucking pheasants when I'd rather pluck with him.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Cos the pheasant plucker's late.

I'm not good at plucking pheasants, pheasant plucking I get stuck,
Though some peasants find it pleasant I'd much rather pluck a duck,
Oh, but plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
But plucking pheasants is sheer torture, for they haven't any grease.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
He has gone out on the tiles,
He only plucked one pheasant
And I'm sitting here with piles.

You have to pluck them fresh, if they're fresh it's not unpleasant,
I knew a man in Dunstable, could pluck a frozen pheasant.
They say the village constable has pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar of a Sunday 'twixt the first and second lessons.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant plucker's come.

My good friend Godfrey's most adept, he's really got the knack,
He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.
I try and lend a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
It's really all this pheasant plucking keeps us here together.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's friend,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
As a means unto an end.

Me husband's in the woods all day, a-banging with his gun,
If he could hear me heartfelt cries, then surely he would run,
For I've fluff in all me crannies and there's feathers up me nose,
And I'm itchin' in the kitchin' from me head down to me toes.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's wife,
And when we pluck together
It's a pheasant plucking life!

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Created by: mrsmile

11/2/08 @ 5:23am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Sexburth..okay..

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Created by: t1ckler

11/2/08 @ 1:34pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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damn I was gonna post that one - u beat me to it - lol

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Created by: purgatory

11/2/08 @ 1:49pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Sexburth..okay..

Lol when I saw that I was like huhh ? and then googled it and found out it's actually a real name origins from Anglo-Saxon: Meaning unknown from what I have found so far. Maybe should ask her if she knows the meaning of the name ..

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Created by: kickster

11/2/08 @ 3:12pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Its because the models and studios are LAZY and cannot use their imaginations to come up with cool and unique names. Its not really difficult and the models name can mean EVERYTHING to their business.

There used to be STRICT requirements for model names but it seems that went out the door a while ago. Whats next?

Ivana Mann?
Ben Dover?
Eileen Dover?
Betty Goodhead? oh wait i like that one.

:drinkup

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Created by: suggs

11/2/08 @ 3:43pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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well that last one kickster - you should offer to the makers of Bond movies

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Created by: squirt_flirt

11/2/08 @ 3:45pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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LMAO..whats next?

Uvana Phucme
Mya Sweetspot

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Created by: suggs

11/2/08 @ 4:17pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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And for the russian model that prefers anal -- Ivanna Rimjob

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Created by: suggs

11/4/08 @ 12:19am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Just looking at models on at moment - we have 2 perfect bond names

Nailin U

and 1 hlaf of a couple 'Peter Pecker'

Whats next?

Ben Dover?

:drinkup

Well theres a porn director / actor here in UK that uses that name already :orglaugh

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Created by: lickau

11/4/08 @ 2:51am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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many new future names :orglaugh

Ana L - hit for backdoor fun

Hershey Highway - no need to explain that 1

Orgas M - a real screamer

Lorena Bobbit - real cut up

:drinkup

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Created by: kickster

11/4/08 @ 3:55am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Oh you guys are too fucking funny

LOL

:orglaugh

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Created by: purgatory

11/4/08 @ 5:17am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Lorena Bobbit - real cut up
:drinkup

now that would be funny to see, they maybe should get her on as a feature show :orglaugh

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Created by: suggs

11/5/08 @ 3:01pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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well saw name of a couple on this morning and almost fell to the floor laughing

Kandy Holiday & Buck Rimmer

As soon as I saw his name i thought of "Red Dwarf" - most people from England will KNOW what i mean

"Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast'"

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Created by: iloveflirt

11/6/08 @ 11:05pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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or like duplicate sorta like amberly banks somoeone has sorta name as amber banks

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