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Created by: sifredi

6/20/10 @ 6:11pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Created by: amicu

6/20/10 @ 7:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Hi there ladies,

For those of you ladies fortunate enough to have never been dragged into a private session with me, count yourself among the lucky. I'm not quite as legendary as Sifredi. I mostly just poke around aimlessly at things. I'd ask if it were good but I'm usually preoccupied trying to catch the sports highlights. There aren't any ballads or tales of my conquests, and aside from a scribbling in a men's room at an Esso station, which may have read, "Andy is Gay", I don't quite remember, I can't say there's much written on my exhaustive fetes, which mostly include the time I juggled three balls for about 1,5 seconds and.. umm.. I have a ribbon for participation at Field Day 1988 in grade school. But I've framed it.

And so the story goes.

I too have returned from a journey to exhaustive lands of inspiration - Secaucus, West Des Moines, Scranton, the old Ames parking lot in Utica. I didn't stay at any Holiday Inn Expresses but I did have an Acai + Pomegranate flavored Vitamin Water which rehydrated me and probably did minimal-to-nill to my power of seduction (mostly it's just dropping to the floor and pleaing to really excessively plastered women to come home with me... but that's seductive, right?).

Anyway here I am! ::waves::

I don't have any immediate plans for a memoir but I'm hiring a ghostwriter (an unemployed 9th grader who scribbles really cool doodles on her binders) to write my life story as the background for an extra that will appear in a hopefully soon-to-be-announced Made-for-TV Lifetime Original movie. Male Sexist Pig on line at Grocery Store. Make sure you Tivo it.

I also lack a system, but I'm sure I can borrow Sifredi's if it works well. Something about wind and streams, right? I'm good with that.

Amicu.

Hijacker of posts

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Created by: stunt__cock

6/20/10 @ 7:52pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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No disrespect intended here to Sif, but Amicu... Fucking brillant. Hilarous!

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Created by: Taylah Aussie

6/20/10 @ 8:18pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Hello to all the ladies,

For those of you ladies unfortunate to have never had a PRV session with me, I am the legendary Sifredi, veteran of 6 years and thousands upon thousands of intense pulsating prv's. I specialize in the art of the female orgasm and can adapt to suit the needs of the client, many of the models here will testify to my excellence and consistent ability to produce colossal results on every playing field and niche fetish.

And so the story goes...

I have recently returned from a sabbatical where I have travelled the lands in search or fresh inspiration, Paris, Venice, Rome, Nepal each revitalizing me and replenishing my powers of seduction.

And now I return...

To write my memoirs and leave an impression on those yet to be touched by my aura.

The reader of these Memoirs will soon discover that I never had any fixed aim before my eyes, and that my system, if it can be called a system, has been to glide away unconcernedly on the stream of life, trusting to the wind wherever it led.

Sifredi.

mmmm legendary loving now i am yet to experience that heheheh
love and kisses taylah aussie

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Created by: Bryanna Spanks

6/20/10 @ 9:32pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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I got something you can hijack.

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Created by: g-mann

6/20/10 @ 9:43pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
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Ami don't be so modest.. you are widely known for those 6 words.. Do you have an open closet :orglaugh

Btw.. another priceless post Ami :drinkup

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Created by: lickau

6/21/10 @ 8:57am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Hello to all the ladies,

For those of you ladies unfortunate to have never had a PRV session with me, I am the legendary Sifredi, veteran of 6 years and thousands upon thousands of intense pulsating prv's. I specialize in the art of the female orgasm and can adapt to suit the needs of the client, many of the models here will testify to my excellence and consistent ability to produce colossal results on every playing field and niche fetish.

And so the story goes...

I have recently returned from a sabbatical where I have travelled the lands in search or fresh inspiration, Paris, Venice, Rome, Nepal each revitalizing me and replenishing my powers of seduction.

And now I return...

To write my memoirs and leave an impression on those yet to be touched by my aura.

The reader of these Memoirs will soon discover that I never had any fixed aim before my eyes, and that my system, if it can be called a system, has been to glide away unconcernedly on the stream of life, trusting to the wind wherever it led.

Sifredi.

Are you the famous B ?

Congradulations World Class Lovers :thumbsup

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Created by: ourjeffie

6/21/10 @ 9:18am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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amicu gets my vote for "Legend"

:orglaugh

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Created by: purgatory

6/21/10 @ 9:30am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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amicu gets my vote for "Legend"

:orglaugh

+1 LOOL

Funniest thing I read all day...

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Created by: Bryanna Spanks

6/21/10 @ 10:34am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Hello to all the ladies,

For those of you ladies unfortunate to have never had a PRV session with me, I am the legendary Sifredi, veteran of 6 years and thousands upon thousands of intense pulsating prv's. I specialize in the art of the female orgasm and can adapt to suit the needs of the client, many of the models here will testify to my excellence and consistent ability to produce colossal results on every playing field and niche fetish.

And so the story goes...

I have recently returned from a sabbatical where I have travelled the lands in search or fresh inspiration, Paris, Venice, Rome, Nepal each revitalizing me and replenishing my powers of seduction.

And now I return...

To write my memoirs and leave an impression on those yet to be touched by my aura.

The reader of these Memoirs will soon discover that I never had any fixed aim before my eyes, and that my system, if it can be called a system, has been to glide away unconcernedly on the stream of life, trusting to the wind wherever it led.

Sifredi.

Sifredi,
I don't think we have had the pleasure of meeting, so here goes: My name is Bryanna Spanks, and you are? It is very nice to meet you, and I look forward to chatting with you in the future. Have a great day! ~Bryanna~

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Created by: amicu

6/21/10 @ 6:45pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: In the F4F Archives, Sublevel 5, aisles 71-72
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No disrespect intended here to Sif, but Amicu... Fucking brillant. Hilarous!

Indeed none intended. I admire his style and bravado and can appreciate tongue in cheek. With balls so big we can only measure their gravitational pull, I think LickaU is onto something - a new B is born.

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Created by: borner

6/21/10 @ 8:50pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Hello to all the ladies,

For those of you ladies unfortunate to have never had a PRV session with me, I am the legendary Sifredi, veteran of 6 years and thousands upon thousands of intense pulsating prv's. I specialize in the art of the female orgasm and can adapt to suit the needs of the client, many of the models here will testify to my excellence and consistent ability to produce colossal results on every playing field and niche fetish.

And so the story goes...

I have recently returned from a sabbatical where I have travelled the lands in search or fresh inspiration, Paris, Venice, Rome, Nepal each revitalizing me and replenishing my powers of seduction.

And now I return...

To write my memoirs and leave an impression on those yet to be touched by my aura.

The reader of these Memoirs will soon discover that I never had any fixed aim before my eyes, and that my system, if it can be called a system, has been to glide away unconcernedly on the stream of life, trusting to the wind wherever it led.

Sifredi.

Well i dont see and read a lot or many testifyings from models here...wait youv been here for 6 years?...tell us the name you used when you did your thousands upon thousands pvts cause for now you only have 17 posts and honestly i think your just a jerk...oh and if you need to study to make a girl cum well its pathetic...i know guys here that made undreds of models cum just because they are handsome and know how to talk dirty.. :orglaugh

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Created by: Double Dee

6/21/10 @ 8:59pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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WHERES THE LOVE? XOXOXO

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Created by: borner

6/21/10 @ 9:30pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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WHERES THE LOVE? XOXOXO

I just said what the majority thinks but wont tell lol...peace and love smoke some weeds and have a beer...
:drinkup

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Created by: g-mann

6/21/10 @ 9:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
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WHERES THE LOVE? XOXOXO
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Oh what the hell... kisses Ami :orglaugh

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Created by: vabeachdude

6/21/10 @ 10:08pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: VA Beach Baby
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Leave it to G to make a pass at Amicu. :drinkup

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Created by: g-mann

6/21/10 @ 10:23pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
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Leave it to G to make a pass at Amicu. :drinkup

You forget post #73

http://www.flirt4free.com/forums/threads.php?forum_id=4&thread_id=373&pg=4

:orglaugh

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Created by: Loona

6/22/10 @ 6:56am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Sifredi. I loved your post. You gave me a great laugh - and reminded exciting style of Mr Dudleyyo. Well, my nipples almost got hard. Oh I forgot to close the window, f*** wind. :smoking

But sorry - it's Amicu who wins here :P with his charming modesty :orglaugh

Cause we all know it's Ami who makes all hearts melt - even of some guys
:orglaugh

Teddy, I won't tell Sheryl :P It's secret, like we talked. So shh...

Thank you guys for making me come back to forums :D :drinkup

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Created by: suggs

6/22/10 @ 7:32am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Hello to all the ladies,

For those of you ladies unfortunate to have never had a PRV session with me, I am the legendary Sifredi, veteran of 6 years and thousands upon thousands of intense pulsating prv's. I specialize in the art of the female orgasm and can adapt to suit the needs of the client, many of the models here will testify to my excellence and consistent ability to produce colossal results on every playing field and niche fetish.

And so the story goes...

I have recently returned from a sabbatical where I have travelled the lands in search or fresh inspiration, Paris, Venice, Rome, Nepal each revitalizing me and replenishing my powers of seduction.

And now I return...

To write my memoirs and leave an impression on those yet to be touched by my aura.

The reader of these Memoirs will soon discover that I never had any fixed aim before my eyes, and that my system, if it can be called a system, has been to glide away unconcernedly on the stream of life, trusting to the wind wherever it led.

Sifredi.

Rather an ego-testicle posting.

Amicu gets legend status with his postings.

Sifredi is more a bookend.

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Created by: hfactor_

6/22/10 @ 9:50am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Hanging with the Princess
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Are you the famous B ?

Congradulations World Class Lovers :thumbsup

There's only one "B" Bart. He's a little more down the alphabet :orglaugh

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