My daily workout consists of contorting myself into the craziest positions and working my forearms until they cramp up by shoving various toys into my vajayjay and ass, also standing up, sit down, stand up, hand bra, hand thong, showing ass, showing feet, repeat repeat until you can't breathe then doing toy play again! My diet consists of virtual cum given to me orally and topically over and over until I am completely full! Now you do this for 4-8 hour shifts and let me know if it works for you also! LMAO!!!!! hahaha
That's right America! You too can try out this fabulous new Trinity diet which is definitely all the rage across the globe, and now for only 4 easy payments of $39.95 + shipping and handling. That gets you a month's supply of thirty semen shakes for breakfast, thirty half wafers for lunch, and giant placards of the meals you'd rather be eating which you can place at the table for dinner and cry over during snacks in between. Our exercise videos feature routines painstakingly and lovingly taught by Richard Simmons. "Yeah everyone, ready? I can't hear you everybody! Hand thong! Hand thong! Now slap it, and slap it, and come on everybody, feel the burn! ... Ok, now grab a bottle, or the remote, or a small household cleaner, and everybody together now! Put it in the vajayjay, and in the vajayjay, and in... whew! Don't you feel on your way to skinny?!?!" Just do this throughout the week and see the results in as little as 10 days as the pounds melt away!
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