Cutie Cate is one nice lady to meet and know .
True ESP lady - Eyes Smile + Personality .

I was lucky to hear her as I was making reviews .
She is from Europe and has perfect English .
She was using "England" accent and "Texas" accent and I loved hearing her talk .
We later did "Tongue Twisters" and I was amazed at her laugh .

Cutie Cate signed up Oct 5th , 2009 and started next day on Oct 6th , 2009 .
She has many devoted fans and her room is so fun .
Her motto is "( Y ) asstastic!"
She does much more than amaze all with her ass .
She is often listed in big boobs or anal Categories .

Dark black hair that reaches her nipples .
Amazing Hazel colored eyes that change with her clothes and moods .
Sculptured classical face which makes all her emotional faces even more cute !!!
Her body - sorry - You need just to check her out .
Her Bio Link :
http://www.flirt4free.com/models/bios/cutie_cate/about.php


Some of her "Stats" :
My Details
Online Since: Oct 5, 2009
Last Online: October 3, 2010
Category: anal
Big Boobs
Birthday: May 12th
Sign: Taurus
Languages: English

My Appearance
Ethnicity: Caucasian / White
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Shoulder
Weight: 52kg (115lbs)
Height: 158cm (5ft 2in)
Breasts: C cup
Pubic Hair: Shaved
Body Type: Curvy
Body Mods: Tattoo(s)
Orientation: Straight


A few recent reviews :

There are no words to describe Cate. She is simply amazing during the show and wonderful before or afterwards. She is simply the best

B O N I T A !!!!
Listen to Cate and her voice .
She is a teacher in language , love and sex !!!
Somedays it is hard to catch her to get into private .
Desirable lady here at Flirt and in the world

It should be a crime, being as HOT as this cute ~n~ sexy lady Cate!!

A darling sweetheart who is beautiful charming hot and sexy. Love to be in her company. Makes u feel on top of the world. Love to have a sizzling partner like her. Can chat with her for all night and day

I may need a 12 step program to ease my Cate addiction. I find that I can't seem to help myself and keep cumming back again and again to visit Cate in her private room. While Cate is already the hottest girl on the site, she wore these thigh high boots that sent me right over the edge. How could a mere man resist? Even the sound of the boots rubbing together drives me crazy. We did cam2cam so that she could see and hear just how wild she makes me. I am already looking forward to next time and I am hoping she will help me with my pantyhose fetish.



Cate loves men who treat her with respect .
She loves MANY feishes .
I was amazed at her outfits and toys .
She loves to make all feel special in her room and a King in private !

I will try to get Cate to answer here for all to see her headshot picture soon Quote

Cutie Cate is one nice lady to meet and know .
True ESP lady - Eyes Smile + Personality .

I was lucky to hear her as I was making reviews .
She is from Europe and has perfect English .
She was using "England" accent and "Texas" accent and I loved hearing her talk .
We later did "Tongue Twisters" and I was amazed at her laugh .

Cutie Cate signed up Oct 5th , 2009 and started next day on Oct 6th , 2009 .
She has many devoted fans and her room is so fun .
Her motto is "( Y ) asstastic!"
She does much more than amaze all with her ass .
She is often listed in big boobs or anal Categories .

Dark black hair that reaches her nipples .
Amazing Hazel colored eyes that change with her clothes and moods .
Sculptured classical face which makes all her emotional faces even more cute !!!
Her body - sorry - You need just to check her out .
Her Bio Link :
http://www.flirt4free.com/models/bios/cutie_cate/about.php


Some of her "Stats" :
My Details
Online Since: Oct 5, 2009
Last Online: October 3, 2010
Category: Anal
Big Boobs
Birthday: May 12th
Sign: Taurus
Languages: English

My Appearance
Ethnicity: Caucasian / White
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Shoulder
Weight: 52kg (115lbs)
Height: 158cm (5ft 2in)
Breasts: C cup
Pubic Hair: Shaved
Body Type: Curvy
Body Mods: Tattoo(s)
Orientation: Straight


A few recent reviews :

There are no words to describe Cate. She is simply amazing during the show and wonderful before or afterwards. She is simply the best

B O N I T A !!!!
Listen to Cate and her voice .
She is a teacher in language , love and sex !!!
Somedays it is hard to catch her to get into private .
Desirable lady here at Flirt and in the world

It should be a crime, being as HOT as this cute ~n~ sexy lady Cate!!

A darling sweetheart who is beautiful charming hot and sexy. Love to be in her company. Makes u feel on top of the world. Love to have a sizzling partner like her. Can chat with her for all night and day

I may need a 12 step program to ease my Cate addiction. I find that I can't seem to help myself and keep cumming back again and again to visit Cate in her private room. While Cate is already the hottest girl on the site, she wore these thigh high boots that sent me right over the edge. How could a mere man resist? Even the sound of the boots rubbing together drives me crazy. We did cam2cam so that she could see and hear just how wild she makes me. I am already looking forward to next time and I am hoping she will help me with my pantyhose fetish.



Cate loves men who treat her with respect .
She loves MANY feishes .
I was amazed at her outfits and toys .
She loves to make all feel special in her room and a King in private !

I will try to get Cate to answer here for all to see her headshot picture soon


cOOkies for you and me!!('')
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no cOOkies for me?! lol Quote

no cOOkies for me?! lol


('') cOOkies for everybody('') Quote

('') cOOkies for everybody('')



Exactly 1 year ago a new angel - Cutie Cate started .

She is celbrating today the next 7 hours .
She bought 3 new toys

She loves all types of play and is so much fun .

Everyone take time to celebrate her special day


I heard Sangria is served already wOOOOOhOOOOO Quote

Exactly 1 year ago a new angel - Cutie Cate started .

She is celbrating today the next 7 hours .
She bought 3 new toys

She loves all types of play and is so much fun .

Everyone take time to celebrate her special day


I heard Sangria is served already wOOOOOhOOOOO



Thank youuuuuuuuuu! You are pretty sweet for a 97 year old kid

here�s to you guys, Im glad Ive got to know some amazing people here.

Celebration is on!! Quote

I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started

Get this party started on a Wednesday night
Everybody's waitin' for me to arrive
Sendin' out the message to all of my friends
We'll be lookin' flashy in my Mercedes Benz
I got lotsa style, got my gold diamond rings
I can go for miles if you know what I mean

I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started


Pumpin up the volume, breakin down' to the beat
Cruisin' through the west side
We'll be checkin' the scene
Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast
I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass
Pull up to the bumper, get out of the car
License plate says Stunner number 1 Superstar

I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
Get this party started

Makin' my connection as I enter the room
Everybody's chillin' as I set up the groove
Pumpin' up the volume with this brand new beat
Everybody's dancin' and their dancin' for me
I'm your operator, you can call anytime
I'll be your connection to the party line

I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
Get this party started
Get this party started right now
Get this party started
Get this party started
Get this party started right now


Cute cutie Cate celebrates her first Flitiversery and parties with her new friends Bi courious c Cheetah, Ze-bra and Ty Ger. Wow what a great day. Quote

Joe Cocker: Love Lives



You touched my life
And turned my heart around
Seems when I found you
It was me I really found

You opened my eyes
And now my soul can see
Our moment may be over
But you're still here with me

'Cause love lives on
Beyond goodbye
The truth of us
Will never die
Our spirits will shine
Long after we're gone
And so our love lives on

There was so much
I didn't understand
And then you brought me here
Far from where
It all began

The change you made
In my life will never end
I look across the distance
I'll know I have a friend


'Cause love lives on
Beyond goodbye
The truth of us
Will never die
Our spirits will shine
Long after we're gone
And so our love lives on

I was travellin' in the dark
Never sure of what to do
I didn't know that I was lost
I found myself in you

Play something..
{instrumental break}

Love lives on
Beyond goodbye
The truth of us
Will never die
Our spirit will shine
Long after we're gone
And so our love lives on
And on
And so our love lives on

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for a lovely lady with the party mood
Lionel Ritchie
Dancing on the ceiling


Lionel:
Man what in the world is happening down
At the end of the hall?
I don't have a clue?
Let's check this thing out!

What is happening here
Something's going on that's not quite clear
Somebody turn on the lights
We're gonna have a party
It's starting tonight

Chorus:
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling

The room is hot and that's good
Some of my friends came by from the neighborhood
The people startin' a climb the walls
Ooh it looks like everybody is having a ball

Chorus:
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling

Come on!

Everybody start to lose control
When the music is right
If you see somebody hangin' around
Don't get uptight
The only thing we want to do tonight
Is go 'round and 'round
And turn upside down
Come on! Let's get down!

So come on! Let's get loose
Don't hold back
'Cause ain't no use
Hard to keep your feet on the ground
'Cause when we like to party
We only want to get down

Chorus:
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling

(Scream, whistles) Say what?
Can't stop now
Just getting started
Everybody clap your hands
Come on
Everybody let's dance

Chorus:
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Baby, baby
We gonna dance all night
Till the broad daylight
Keep on movin', keep on groovin'
Oh yeah
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
(Begin fade)
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling...

More lyrics: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/l/lionel+richie/#share
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My zoo dildo collection is very wild today especially the gay cheetah

lets celebrate!! Quote

My zoo dildo collection is very wild today especially the gay cheetah

lets celebrate!!



Cutie Cate is here wOOOhOOOO

The Safari room is open and and and ,,,,,,,,,,,,






To Be 6 Again...


A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not
far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie,popcorn, a soda pop and and her favorite
candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.


He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you moron!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.



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My zoo dildo collection is very wild today especially the gay cheetah

lets celebrate!!




Cutie Cate room is now "The Safari" . Pink Cheetah - Fast and ready always . The Zebra - sleek and wild . Ty Ger - ready to hunt the wildest places . Who will be 1st to try ?


cOOkies and cOfee and and and ................




7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children




A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.




A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'

The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'





A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'





One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?'

Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'






The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'



A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'

'Yes,' the class said.

'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'

A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'








The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

'Take only ONE . God is watching.'

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'


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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

'Take only ONE . God is watching.'

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'









In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex."

The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions did you come up with?" Johnny says, "Seventy-three." The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness...
uh...very good, John, very good..."

She calls on Becky in the front and says, "All right, Becky, how about you?" Becky says, "Gee, teacher, I only came up with one...
where the guy just lays on top of the girl."

Johnny yells, "Seventy-four." Quote

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told Little Johnnie that if he so much as mentioned anything about
the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears,
he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he's fucked if he needs glasses". Quote

THE FINAL EXAM. . . . . . . . . . . . You teachers are going to love this one!!

At Penn State University, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Penn State until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. . . The guys were excited and relieved. . . They studied that night for the exam.
The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy. . . . then they turned the page. On the second page was written. . .
For 95 points: Which tire? _________










Cutie Cate is here wOOOOOhOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO















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For 95 points: Which tire? _________





LOL!! Gotta keep this one in mind when they start cumming up with silly excuses! Quote

There were three guys at a bar.

One was a college student, one was a buisness man and the other was a biker.

The student tells the two other men that it was his aniversary and he got his wife a pearl necklace and a trip to the Bahamas "Shit if she doesnt like the necklace she'll love the trip" he said.

So the buisness man said "That's nice, for my last aniversary I got my wife a Mercades and a new mansion, if she didn't like the mercades she has to like the new mansion. "

As the biker finished his drink he said "For my last aniversary I got my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. If she didn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck herself."

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NO SEX TONIGHT!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their heart.


FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into
bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says 'I
don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every man on the planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my
puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not
what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,
big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried
on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide
which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new
shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said let's get a pair for
each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out
a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She
must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to
think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when
she doesn't even know how to play tennis .. I think I threw her for a
loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.'

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, 'I think this is
all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't
feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?'

I then said 'honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had
this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just
love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either








Cutie Cate is here wOOOOhOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Quote

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

The Teacher fainted.





Cute Cate is here and shaking and wiggling and and and .... Quote

7 dwarves went to meet the pope
go on dopey ask him chanted the other 6
sir are there nuns in alaska
yes there are said the pope
go on ask him urged the other 6
sir are there black nuns in alaska
yes there are replied the pope
go on ask him dopey blushed
sir are there midget nuns in alaska
no i dont think so said the pope
all 6 leapt up shouting
dopey shagged a penguin dopey shagged a penguin dopey shagged a penguin Quote