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MrPants
Created by: mrpants

10/17/10 @ 3:17pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 98

Czar Pantsov - Nick's distant cousin

Generalissimo Pantalones - Franco's right hand man

Horatio Pants - killed in Revolutionary War battle

Imperatore Pantaloni - Caesar's pants... er toga

Kaiser Pants-helm II - Deutschland über alles

Pants de Leon - Que Pants-so? Couldn't find the fountain of youth OR his pants.

Napoleon Bona-pants - Joséphine loved getting into his.

Beni-pants Mussolini - Hung upside down in his pants. Very messy.

Nelson Pants-dela - Winner of the Nobel Pants Award.

Mao Ze-pants - Revolutionary Red Guard Pants
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Chelsey Eden
Created by: Chelsey Eden

10/17/10 @ 3:28pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

what about George Washingpants or Thomas Jeffpantson, notable Pantriots?
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Created by: suggs

10/17/10 @ 3:32pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

And then there is the queen of the nile,

Cleopantsra
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MrPants
Created by: mrpants

10/17/10 @ 7:27pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 98

what about George Washingpants or Thomas Jeffpantson, notable Pantriots?



There was a bit of an American presence on the list.

Horatio Pants (Horatio Gates), but I guess he was originally from England.



Anyways

Henry the 8-too-much-Pants, beheaded poor Annie.

Abra-pants Lincoln - freed the slaves.
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KrodMandoon
Created by: krodmandoon

10/17/10 @ 8:57pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 29

what about George Washingpants or Thomas Jeffpantson, notable Pantriots?




Historically, they were rendered irrelevant by an alliance between the Sans-Culottes and the Emperor of Chino. They in turn successfully rebuffed an invasion of Cleopantra and her lover, Marc Pantony. They did so by using a giant electrical generator created by the mad scientist, Nikola Teslacks. The weapon was daringly wielded by King Breechard the Lion-Panted.
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KrodMandoon
Created by: krodmandoon

10/17/10 @ 9:00pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 29

They in turn were subject to an oppressive embargo levied by the Trousczar of Russia. This embargo was enforced as an institutional genocide against the blue-blooded; the Trousczar could not abide any other rules having blue genes. And so, from that day forth, they were Denimies.
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KrodMandoon
Created by: krodmandoon

10/17/10 @ 9:12pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 29

In the end, the Pantebellum period was ended suddenly by the aggressive actions of the emperor Tightus Androgynous. Tightus believed that pants were evil and sought re-dress from the people of the world. In the end he was kilt by his own heir, Pleater the Great, who Skirted the pants/no-pants conflict. Thus began the second Antebellbottum period, as Slax Romana took over the known world.
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MrPants
Created by: mrpants

10/17/10 @ 9:22pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 98

bravo! excellent prose
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KrodMandoon
Created by: krodmandoon

10/17/10 @ 9:33pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 29

bravo! excellent prose



one could daresay it was ... off the cuff
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Marilyn Martini
Created by: Marilyn Martini

10/18/10 @ 9:14am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

SlVlASl-l
Created by: slvlasl-l

10/18/10 @ 7:53pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 790

Don't forget the 90s teeny bopper pop group Pantson...and their ...smash... single MMBop
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Created by: lickau

10/18/10 @ 8:07pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

ENTIRE NFL team and fans : Carolina pant-hers

:drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup
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SlVlASl-l
Created by: slvlasl-l

10/18/10 @ 8:42pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 790

7 time Tour De France wiener - Pants Armstrong
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MrPants
Created by: mrpants

10/18/10 @ 8:58pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 98

ENTIRE NFL team and fans : Carolina pant-hers

:drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup
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I lived in South Carolina when the Panthers started up, so I can't dog them to badly. However as they are close to the bottom of the power ranking, we should not call them the pants-hers, but the Carolina getting-pants-ed-ers
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KrodMandoon
Created by: krodmandoon

10/19/10 @ 12:21am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 29

Such a propensity for Rabelasian wit here and yet no one has mentioned ... Pantagruel.
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

10/19/10 @ 2:06am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294



Hmmmm or the legend of Arthur Pantdragon...

Who would be king but for the pantagram he discovered walking alone in the woods one MidSummer night...

Turible thing those Satin worshipping cullotes.

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KrodMandoon
Created by: krodmandoon

10/19/10 @ 7:57am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 29

Wasn't this all written in the Pantateuch?
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MrPants
Created by: mrpants

10/19/10 @ 5:43pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 98

Ty-pants-osaurus Rex... rawr
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MrPants
Created by: mrpants

10/19/10 @ 5:45pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 98

dinosaurs count as history yes?
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KrodMandoon
Created by: krodmandoon

10/19/10 @ 5:48pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 29

dinosaurs count as history yes?


Yes, but you get docked points for not going for the obvious A-pant-osaurus.

Or perhaps the less obvious Trousaurus rex.

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