I guess we all found ourself in this situation, wile you are in the clubs waiting for you blond to come back from hours of powdering her nose, a cougar spots you siting alone and makes a move on you.

Here is a video instruction on how to survive a Cougar Attack, have I seen this video earlier I m sure it would save me a lot of trouble and explaining who that naked bch in my car is and why is she in your arms. . Im just trying to help her with her situation was the first thing i said, obviously the girls is naked so Im holding her in my arms to keep her warm she is in the car because Im trying to drive her home because she is naked, you can't just leave a naked girl on the streets, thats inhumane, she didn't went for it though.

But next time thanks to this video I know what to do ;)




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Yes...

It's a war zone out there.

All we can do is try to stay one step ahead of the threat...

Good hunting. Quote

You guys are so full of it! lol

You like to pretend cougars are pouncing on you, when we all know--it's the other way around! You younger guys are always hunting US down not the other way around lol Quote

You guys are so full of it! lol

You like to pretend cougars are pouncing on you, when we all know--it's the other way around! You younger guys are always hunting US down not the other way around lol



SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!! Thank u for the correction Miss Pandora lol Quote

i been huntin' cougars for eva (cum ta think about it I been huntin' any ol' stray wild catz) ... haven't bagged one yet (they can b sneaky) ... maybe wrong ammo??





....HEY WATS WRONG WITH MY AMMO!!?? Quote

You guys are so full of it! lol

You like to pretend cougars are pouncing on you, when we all know--it's the other way around! You younger guys are always hunting US down not the other way around lol


Oh yes. And maybe we are such expert hunters that we make you think that you are hunting us.

We have so many tricks we can show you a handful.

Why resist? We cannot be thrown off the track. You will succumb. It is your destiny. Quote

Oh yes. And maybe we are such expert hunters that we make you think that you are hunting us.

We have so many tricks we can show you a handful.

Why resist? We cannot be thrown off the track. You will succumb. It is your destiny.



please share bag of tricks... Quote

please share bag of tricks...


Naturally. But through the right channels of course.

Throughout the ages man has amassed a great hoard of methods, techniques, and data. He has adapted to an ever changing quarry. He has learned from painful experience how to safeguard and nurture what he has won.

As he progresses from rookie to veteran, as his clearance level become higher, he becomes privy to more and more of the ancient lore. He has more and more trusted followers under him working to add to the information store. His network expands. His budget increases. He becomes truly a wonder.

We have learned to deal with defections. The challenge given to us a few years back by the advent of readily available sex change operations has been overcome. Our counter-espionage techniques are the envy of the secret police forces. And our own agents? Let�s just say that we have never had trouble getting our quarry to talk.

It is clear which side has their act together. Quote

Oh yes. And maybe we are such expert hunters that we make you think that you are hunting us.

We have so many tricks we can show you a handful.

Why resist? We cannot be thrown off the track. You will succumb. It is your destiny.



Well Hey Destiny is my name :P lol Quote

Well Hey Destiny is my name :P lol



mmmmmmm so it is. A favorite of mine. I can imagine how you saying it out loud with me near would make that hot tongue move so provocatively forward in that luscious mouth. How hard it would be for you to finish all the syllables before I'd have to sample it

I bet a lot of ships have been pulled off course by those reefs. Your topography is as compelling as the Fates, sexy one.

Better cover your tracks. I can sense a lot of watering mouths nearby.
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Sits quietly at the end of the bar slowly licking my eyebrows ! Quote

You guys are so full of it! lol

You like to pretend cougars are pouncing on you, when we all know--it's the other way around! You younger guys are always hunting US down not the other way around lol


If you are hunted by man in the clubs that can only mean one thing you not a cougar or not jet.

But it almost sounds as if you would like to be, It is something you become not learn. A cougar hunt without ever being seen as "desperado". Not every woman can do that, Can you?


Cougar defined



Who or what is a cougar.

Cougar is a term born in late 50's in Hollywood high society clubs. It revered to mentally matured woman (mental matured meaning she acts with a purpose in life, knows what she wants and above all she knows how to get it) she is in her later 30's but thanks to god given beauty, vitality and high brain activity, she still can compete with beauty and sexuality of a 16 (if illegal in your state pleas read 16 as 23) year old but she is a woman all over there is absolutely nothing girlish about her. This means that in many ways she can out trick with great ease a much younger female competitor who rival for hottest guy in the clubs or other play grounds. This is a fascinating phenomena, because man as a rule alway prefer to mate with younger female. Nevertheless a cougar, thanks to her instinctive or learned knowledge of man mass psychology in combination with her thorough knowledge of sexual pleasure, has a huge advantage over younger often unexperienced competitor.
Not always but often she is a wealthy woman who didn't need to mate with older man to preserve a higher standard of living.
The name cougar it self has a relation to the fact that In the 50's, at the time when this term was born, there was a fashion of cougar printed clothes and because Cougar has a more aggressive style of getting attention from man by hunting them down like a cougar his prey. The name cougar was an obvious choice. cougars prefer warm climates and are often seen in city's like L.A,Vegas and San Francisco but also NY and even in Europe City's like rainy London or Paris. Thanks to Sigmund Freud we know that do to higher testosterone in her body,Cougar has a greater sexual appetite than your average housewife, carrier woman or even your local six-packs Joe ( who thinks and talks about sex all day long ). Her great sexual appetite is on the very edge of sex addiction. Do to this fact her erotics goes much deeper mentally than in your average case therefor it can work as hypnotics on her prey. Having sexy with an Cougar is often described and compared with momentarily reaching highest state of mind, outer body experience, finest trip on hard drugs like cocaine mixed with near death experience. Once a man have tasted her goods he is ruined for others cant escape her charm ever again, he is trapped in a possession like state of mind. Cougar instinctively hunt for younger man simply because they are easier prey and known the fact that they have physical ability to keep up with her need. Often Cougar thanks to her financial back up is overconfident and doesn't hesitate to attack a male even if he is accompanied by another woman. Unlike the popular believe a cougar can actually settle down once an appropriate male is found. This is one of the reasons she is feared en hated by most woman and other Cougars.

There is also a male version of cougar and he goes by name of Wolverine. Wolverine hunts younger woman and is a master of seduction, possesses just like cougar hypnotic diabolic power, knows how to pleas womans en her deepest and darkest sexual desires. Unlike cougar he never settles down
Envied and at the same time admired by man.

Wolverine is the highest level of existence a man can reach.
or perhaps life is an enigma ain't it ?

ps Evil tongues has spread the rumors that Wolverine's is simply a man with huge bank account. Those evil tongues are the nonbelievers amongs man (lost sheeps), who lost theit believe in de wilderness of night clubs full of gold diggers who resamble a woman but are not. (Gold giggers is non human has no soul, hear heart beats only faster to shiny and expensive dead products, has absolutly no feelings towards man but being an intelligent creature she can pretend to have them. She can be of any age. Easy to spot, often she is a snob and talks constantly about what she has.) But those are just rumors. Altough it is true that you can bank on a date when having a large one at the bank. But it is agains the true spirit of Wolverine. A true Wolverine will never be tempted to uses $ as a bate, simply because he enjoys the hunt, maybe even more so than the prey itself. L o_O L Quote

There is also a male version of cougar and he goes by name of Wolverine. Wolverine hunts younger woman and is a master of seduction, possesses just like cougar hypnotic diabolic power, knows how to pleas womans en her deepest and darkest sexual desires. Unlike cougar he never settles down
Envied and at the same time admired by man.

Wolverine is the highest level of existence a man can reach.
or perhaps life is an enigma ain't it ?


Only power Wolverine's have is a bigger bank balance


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Only power Wolverine's have is a bigger bank balance






ps Evil tongues has spread the rumors that Wolverine's is simply a man with huge bank account. But those are just rumors.Those evil tongues are the nonbelievers among man (lost sheep's), who lost their believe in the wilderness of night clubs full of gold diggers who resemble a woman but are not. (Gold digger is non human, has no soul, hear heart beats only faster to shiny and expensive dead products, has absolutely no feelings towards man but being an intelligent creature she can pretend to have them. She can be of any age. Easy to spot, often she is a snob and talks constantly about what she has, loves to show off. During a conversion with a digger she starts her line almost always with Me or I. Greek mythology mentions them frequently and explains that they are product of Gods having sexy with woman the children born out of this had no soul hence they could not fall in love therefor the only things that can make them happy are of material nature.) Although it is true that you can bank on a date when having a large one at the bank. But it is against the true spirit of Wolverine. A true Wolverine will never be tempted to uses $ as a bate, simply because he enjoys the hunt, maybe even more so than the prey itself. L o_O L Quote

mmmmmmm so it is. A favorite of mine. I can imagine how you saying it out loud with me near would make that hot tongue move so provocatively forward in that luscious mouth. How hard it would be for you to finish all the syllables before I'd have to sample it

I bet a lot of ships have been pulled off course by those reefs. Your topography is as compelling as the Fates, sexy one.

Better cover your tracks. I can sense a lot of watering mouths nearby.




WoaHhHhHh........ Mr Dudley..... Thank you Oh SoO much for your sweet AND HOT words! Hopefully one of the watering mouths will be urs I see soon pop in to my room Quote

Sits quietly at the end of the bar slowly licking my eyebrows !



LOL ur the guy that sits quietly and takes it all in huh? But licking eyebrows jeez.................. I can think of so many better things to lick...ya know like the salt off the rim of ur glass while at the bar Quote

LOL ur the guy that sits quietly and takes it all in huh? But licking eyebrows jeez.................. I can think of so many better things to lick...ya know like the salt off the rim of ur glass while at the bar




Well there's that OR i could lick your your belly button ftom the inside Quote

Well there's that OR i could lick your your belly button ftom the inside



That does work too ya know, that was my terrible attempt of behaving considering that was the first time Ive spoke to ya LOL Oh wait not my horns hold my halo up...my bad I forgot lol Quote

In Spain it has been perfected to a ritualistic art. It is very difficult to be a woman or a bull on the day of the great matches. First the bull fight. Which is traditionally just a prelude to the most magnificent contest that happens afterwards, in the agreed upon bar, when thirsty spectators spill in to discuss their favorite bulls and matadors and to watch the unfolding spectacle of the most challenging contest of the day - the match of man against cougar.

The cougar is selected with great care. She is sorted out of the herd by the peskydillos. They want the one with the greatest beauty. The one possessing the most spirit. Famous if possible. Crafty. Dangerous. She is given drinks. Danced with. Flirted with. Her heart starts to simmer. Her blood to flow. Any vow she made to have a quiet girls night out is forgotten as she starts to feel her power.

The first stage after the peskydillos have prepared her, is the passes of temptation - the metastableequilibriumeta. Two powerful courgarilleros, their charm heightened by their ritualistic garb, hold the cougar between them with their powers of seduction. She heads toward one but the other pulls her back. All with magnetism. Her brain fuzzed with drinks and coursing with the blood of passion, cannot work out a solution. So they dance in this way. It is very difficult. Each cougarillero must know how to control his charm. Enough to pull her the right amount toward him but not too much, so that he is taken and the cougar wins the match. Some especially crafty cougars have been known to coax the cougarilleros into a threesome, a great trick for the cougar to resolve her dilemma and win the match. It is very hard to resist her begging and tricks, so the crowd showers much applause on these two masters when they have succeeded in this stage.

Then enters the cougardor. Who alone must face her. She is now extremely wild. After all the attention. The roar of the crowd. The booming of the dance music. The working of the high octance drinks in her boiling blood. He must be at a level of mastery that only a very few ever contemplate let alone reach.

The matador has his cape. But what has the cougardor? He must find out what this particular cougar cannot resist. This stranger. She is no bull. She has her own achilles heel.

So he moves around her. Deflecting her advances. Surviving the pull of her beauty. Not being consumed by the fire of her passion. Looking for signs. While making the dance. The crowd admires the moves. Admires the dance they make.

When he has it the contest goes to the final stage. As he moves in for the kill.

I will not spoil the action for those who have yet to see it. Let's just say that he takes the head and the hindmost.

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In Spain it has been perfected to a ritualistic art. It is very difficult to be a woman or a bull on the day of the great matches. First the bull fight. Which is traditionally just a prelude to the most magnificent contest that happens afterwards, in the agreed upon bar, when thirsty spectators spill in to discuss their favorite bulls and matadors and to watch the unfolding spectacle of the most challenging contest of the day - the match of man against cougar.

The cougar is selected with great care. She is sorted out of the herd by the peskydillos. They want the one with the greatest beauty. The one possessing the most spirit. Famous if possible. Crafty. Dangerous. She is given drinks. Danced with. Flirted with. Her heart starts to simmer. Her blood to flow. Any vow she made to have a quiet girls night out is forgotten as she starts to feel her power.

The first stage after the peskydillos have prepared her, is the passes of temptation - the metastableequilibriumeta. Two powerful courgarilleros, their charm heightened by their ritualistic garb, hold the cougar between them with their powers of seduction. She heads toward one but the other pulls her back. All with magnetism. Her brain fuzzed with drinks and coursing with the blood of passion, cannot work out a solution. So they dance in this way. It is very difficult. Each cougarillero must know how to control his charm. Enough to pull her the right amount toward him but not too much, so that he is taken and the cougar wins the match. Some especially crafty cougars have been known to coax the cougarilleros into a threesome, a great trick for the cougar to resolve her dilemma and win the match. It is very hard to resist her begging and tricks, so the crowd showers much applause on these two masters when they have succeeded in this stage.

Then enters the cougardor. Who alone must face her. She is now extremely wild. After all the attention. The roar of the crowd. The booming of the dance music. The working of the high octance drinks in her boiling blood. He must be at a level of mastery that only a very few ever contemplate let alone reach.

The matador has his cape. But what has the cougardor? He must find out what this particular cougar cannot resist. This stranger. She is no bull. She has her own achilles heel.

So he moves around her. Deflecting her advances. Surviving the pull of her beauty. Not being consumed by the fire of her passion. Looking for signs. While making the dance. The crowd admires the moves. Admires the dance they make.

When he has it the contest goes to the final stage. As he moves in for the kill.

I will not spoil the action for those who have yet to see it. Let's just say that he takes the head and the hindmost.





Now you talking dudley



very enlightening Quote