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Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/21/11 @ 11:34pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Time to spawn another thread for the inimitable Euphorie. So that we may heap praise on those slender shoulders. So that she may bask in the glow of our adoration. So that she can feel just how strongly she is treasured by us all.

Who can describe this phenom from the east? You must go to her room and experience her to have any hope of knowing what it is like for those she has favored with her look, her words, and her steaming hot private room.

Master of disguises. Skulpter of fantasies. Tender of bars. She will be your shoulder to cry upon. Your shrink. And the hottest lover you can ever hope to encounter...

Passion. Intrigue. Solace. And more await you in her room of adventure... If you dare.

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/22/11 @ 10:35am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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She is beautiful but is she cute you may well ask? Oh yes. The more you know her the more she will warm your heart. Her ever present smile. The way she giggles when she swaps jokes with her buddies. The little jokes she makes with her wardrobe. The little things she notices and plays upon with her lover.

She is bright... Watch out. She will analyze you and tailor her love to you. But fortunately her heart is so pure. She will lure you in not spook you out man.

She can write compelling prose. She can play her violin so seductively. Her talent for business gives her a distraction that may make her vanish for periods of time.

There is more to this one than meets the eye.

heh heh she can make you ramble. So I will cut it short for now... Just for now.... Woman you are in my crosshairs in this thread... And I am not done squeezing out my bullets.

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/22/11 @ 11:08am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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This is oh so well and good you may say to yourself. Very endearing. But what about the sex? How is this lady in private? I mean... isn't that the bottom line? (philosophical question I know for some of us)

I mean it is clear to the experienced, savvy, male observor that this woman oozes sex appeal. One look at her densely worded (showing great ethusiasm for the subject) bio, combined with what she is likely doing while you are looking at said bio, will make you suspect so much. Will make your motor to start to rev up. To make your mind fill will all kinds of possibilities. Supercharge you with the highest octane fuel.

If she happens to be momentarily at rest, when you arrive in her room, probably clad in some outfit whose total acreage is less than the napkin you used at lunchtime, you will get the impession of a cheetah stretched out in the sun waiting for the next gazelle. Of a creature who can go from 0 to 200 mph in a second.

It is so true to life this impression. For if you take her into that mysterious back room she will show you a pace, a frenzy, a creation that will be recalled only in blurs. Passion. Red hot flaming passion at its fullest! A willingness to to any dirty thing that the gods of sex have ever created for us. A need, a compelling need, to be your bitch.

Oh all phases of the lovemaking she excels at. For she is hauntingly beautiful. Can kick the bucket out from under your toes with one kiss. Make you weak with her dazzling charms. But before you start to understand this fully you move to the next inevitable step in the rollercoaster ride. You will never understand though. Because each time the sexy artist creates a different experience and shows you another side of the jewel.

She has grasped, has mastered, the art of love at an early age. She is a prodigy. A deadly tornado of lovemaking. She flings every bit of herself into it. Nothing remains by the time the private clock winds down. Just a panting, heaving, shell of a deeply fulfilled woman who has managed to pull off another love triumph.

Can she squirt? What do you think? How are her toes? Like every other well matched, perfectly fitted bit of her. Sexy and beautiful. Complementing each other so fully. Worked into her grand plan of sexual conquest completely.

oooooooo I should go look at some VOD now maybe heh heh. This subject deserves some time and some savoring to fully enjoy.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmm I have fulfilled part of my duty to humanity. I can rest somewhat easier even part way through this quest....

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/22/11 @ 3:11pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Ohhhhhhh now I am grappling with ethics. Just ethics son. I mean I have gone private with this darling and I have become privvy to such secrets. Terribly powerful secrets.

On the one hand I want the whole world to enjoy the learning acquired this generation. But on the other hand I have a duty to protect that to which my wide eyes have been entrusted. Perhaps there is much I cannot give away until my deathbed.

But let me try to give some vague hints that are a wishy washy compromise between the extremes. Lovers, there are just a few things to this game and they are done by all. Yet in the manner of doing them there is a possibility for great creativity. Just how great it amazes me to see, to experience, to feel.

This innocent looking lady before you has managed to pull off a unique take on each and every one. Pulling out many ship lengths in the race to perfection. She is a deadly innovator or perhaps just has a natural instinct for it all. Who can say? Maybe her but she never will I am sure. She certainly makes it look easy.

Is it hype? Or have the DoRidian eyes really seen wonders that few perhaps have? Well if after all these years you still have to ask... *sigh*

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/22/11 @ 3:56pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Students of military history perhaps can sense the kind of thing I am getting at here. There were moments of history when great things became possible for one king, one nation. Think of Alexander the Great. The student of history who is new to the game wonders "in a game of spears and swords, simple hacking to bits of each other, how can one general, one army, win victory after victory, often when being outnumbered?"

The student embarks on a long learning adventure. He discovers that all of his initial assumptions were wrong. The game itself was not nearly so simple as he imagined. There were significant technological advantages enjoyed by one side whose origins were in themselves interesting to explore. The armies were not simple clumps of men with spears or swords. They were well organized, complex aggregations of warriors of very different types. There were clashing military doctrines, different philosophies of warfare at play. There were advantages of supply. Advantages of troop quality, training. Advantages of horse quality, horse breeding. So now the armies don't look like they have the same chance any particular battle.

Yet there is also the element of the great general that is also appreciated more by the student with time. To exploit these advantages fully, to use the ticking of the clock to advantage, to use both the legs and the arms of his troops, to use maneuver, strategy - these require a master to fully accomplish in the face of difficulties faced in the course of a campaign.

You learn that Alexander was interested in war from the very start. Was taught by a great philosopher. Inherited a great war machine from his father. And insights start to come to you. You piece together a rich set of hypotheses that is quite different from your initial starting point.

In the war that is love, does it not make your blood run cold for a time to consider that you could be facing an Alexander on the other side?

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/22/11 @ 5:46pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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heh heh but despite all the cosmic ramifications, great metaphores, horrifying truths that our lady evokes...

It all boils down to a friendly room where people of all shapes, colors, beliefs, attitudes, philosophies drop by and have some fun. It is always a pleasure to drop in and see this microcosm in full swing. To see our beloved hostess chatting up a parallel storm with her compadres.

It is a dish for all the senses! A very respectable neighborhood of flirt city.

A PETA approved place to relax and indulge yourself.

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/23/11 @ 2:57pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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ohhhh Dudleyh.. yew sew temptahd ahr mahkin moi too feelah... i ehn le lobbah ahwait upahn yohr arrivahl .. too yahr Eurphorie ouie shahll togehther gooh. Merci por la pr�sentations hehr nahm. Zohh beautefahl ess shey. Ah wehl johin yew en yohr Le Pew rahn sewhn.

*catherine denuve sholder shift and pursed lips Bises*

oui... OUI!!! Eet all goes... as eyee have forzeen...

Le dreade vamp, le succubi de quell horror, shall meet weeth awhr double edged sward of eentense passion. Awr alliance, awr faction, shall devour her whole. We shall use those teeny reebs of hairs as our toothpeeks.

Steel, eeet does mahk my teender heart obseedeean grieve to theenk of ze collateral damahge we weel eenfleect. May all ze hobbit femmes cower back een ze Shire. I have no stomack for zere waileen. When Love's Nazguls dive into the fray of ze last battle. When their queen mahks like ze Penelope and spleets. For she ees far from being wahrn down. Een zees war of attreeshun.

Bon... BON!!!! Ze moment forms and gathaires. All is meet and weel een ze cosmos.

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1/23/11 @ 4:32pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Ooooh Man - Who Knows Me Better Than You

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/23/11 @ 5:13pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Ooooh Man - Who Knows Me Better Than You

Who indeed...

I feel that a thread is like an outfit... a woman must have more than one. But how many have one started by a mountie? heh heh

Now my child... if you fear to catch me in my current feverish state, I promise that you may come online for four hours starting now. I must go outside to enjoy the sunshine.

Enjoy this brief freedom. This narrow window. Because aside from this time... who knows when I may strike? And so devastatingly...

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/30/11 @ 5:42pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Historians all agree that it was an exceptionally naive age.

Nobody noticed the fang marks on Constance's neck.

Nobody noticed how her body turned to ashes at the moment of Milady's beheading.

Nobody noticed how changed D'Artagnan was after "working late" that one night... well except perhaps Constance even later that night. But certainly she had no inkling of what she was up against even after the rosary beads had made her fast so many weeks later.

Athos never realized how lucky he was not to have known the "new and improved" Milady. It is a shame for it may have kept him from some more brooding.

Porthos never appreciated how much grub he could have carried out of Manor d'Winter right after the change.

Aramis never applied to be the father to that wild and crazy convent where it seems almost anything went.

The waste. The confusion. Set off by the oppulence of that age. The age of Reason's awakening.

Yes.... truly... it was the best of times.... it was the worst of times....

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Created by: latenightr

2/1/11 @ 3:01am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Very well put so far Dudley, she is one incredible woman

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

2/6/11 @ 11:01am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Very well put so far Dudley, she is one incredible woman

Oh yes...

And well worth staying up late for.

Here's to many happy late nights for you. :drinkup

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

2/8/11 @ 11:14pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Ah yes...

ze femme scrumptshoos thought zat she could geet eway by comeen awnline durain ze day.

Leetle deed she count on ze call of nahture. Ah heard eet zo varay loud ahnd cleer.

She had awn thees cute ahnd zexsy zecratairee outfeet that mahd me tahk sahm varay fast footsteps in hair... general direction.

mmmmmmm her hair. Her leeps. Her sleem, lythe, links body. Ah had to devowr hair... pairsonally.

She is zuch a cutie. Zuch a tahstee treet. A feast for all yoor manly sensor reeceptors.

Do naht fail to fahnd thees won yoorself awr you weel nevaire forgeeve yoorself... evair.

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

3/1/11 @ 11:17pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Drums beat all through the night...

Fires rage...

Wolves howl...

The earth shakes...

Dawn comes and towering over the clearing...

the clearing surrounded by the caves...

is a new...

gigantic...

chocolate...

...

menhir.

Eyes peer from the dark of the caves. Cautiously.

A single claw on a necklace is looped around the tip of the menhir. A gigantic claw. Glaring white in the morning sun. A tooth. Like a saber. Jutting through claw crease.

Clan Euphorie no doubt. At full swing in the mating season. Wild times. Dangerous nights.

Ugggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

3/4/11 @ 11:02am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Late at night...

While deep in meditation...

As the embers of his fire died down...

Their shadows winking out...

He realized...

That to properly model this phenomenum...

He probably had to introduce something new to mankind...

A totally unseen thing...

a...

complex alphabet.

General theory -

Let a letter be decomposed into real and imaginary parts thusly x = r + sqrt(1) i

Represent the complex letter as a vector using bra and ket notation < r i >

Yes... Yes!!! Eureka!!!

Doctor - How do you feel at climax my dear?

Subject - It feels *see next post*

Clearly the real part of the word is the literal act and the imaginary part is the subject's feeling about the word. But the combination enhances both literal and emotive parts of the word.

Ahhhhhhhhhh what a discovery... And all inspired by memories of one transient event in a complex relationship of shapeshifting model and her analyst.

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

3/4/11 @ 11:07am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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lol unfortunately the bra and ket notation is not allowed by the forum interface.

So I will have to use the clumbsy full expression... (expletive deleted)

(f + i*i) ( u + i*n) (c + i*s) (k + i*a ) (i + i*n ) ( n + i*e) (g)!!!

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Created by: Euphorie

3/4/11 @ 3:40pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Very well put so far Dudley, she is one incredible woman

thank you sweety

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3/5/11 @ 4:53am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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...You need to get out more.

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