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Female Performer Chat: Pet names for Genitalia
Hess88
Created by: hess88

1/22/09 @ 8:27pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Waffle House
Posts: 36


What are a few of the funny ones for the ladies?

Ok Here are a few from a guys point of view LOL ... thanks weird Al

Wang,
Wahzoo,
Weenie wacker,
Pecker,
Pee Pee,
Kidney cracker,
Heat seeking moisture missile,
Giggle stick,
Love whistle,
Tube steak,
Uncle Dick,

PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!

Mutton dagger,
Old blind Bob,
Hanging Johnny,
Fishing rod,
Tally wacker,
Pocket rocket,
One eyed trouser trout,
Ding dong,
Ankle spanker,
Pork sword,
Engine cranker,
Hairy hot dog,
Davy Cockett,
Owl ... hee hee sorry Owl! LOL :jerkoff
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Kalikatt
Created by: Kalikatt

1/22/09 @ 10:18pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

lol! giggle stick???

personally I dont like using the t word when it comes to my jubblies but what other word do you guys find sexy for boobs or other playthings when youre in the heat of the moment?

...it's funny because the c word doesnt bother me at all - sometimes I find it makes me even hotter..if it's that kind of show..

I know some guys hate using the term pussy but i think it's kind of sexy...
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Gina V
Created by: Gina V

1/22/09 @ 10:32pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

"jubblies"? (yeah, and "giggle stick" too?)

dude, I gotta get out more. I'm still calling 'em "bewbs", "cock" and "box".

oh, and "butt", since nobody mentioned THAT potential pleasure site yet.
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Created by: ophelias_rue

8/17/11 @ 2:48pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122

blouse clowns


and

sperm stick
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grumpnose
Created by: grumpnose

8/17/11 @ 3:02pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: where prince charming ruined all the fun
Posts: 691

lizard
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Created by: lookin4t

8/17/11 @ 4:59pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Indianapolis, In
Posts: 622

Wally the One Eyed Wonder Worm :orglaugh
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grumpnose
Created by: grumpnose

8/17/11 @ 10:16pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: where prince charming ruined all the fun
Posts: 691

Schmuck, Putz
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

8/17/11 @ 10:31pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

brain...
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paperpunch09
Created by: paperpunch09

8/17/11 @ 10:50pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: USA
Posts: 3,146

sausage
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

8/17/11 @ 11:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

brainy sausage??
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Sara Lynn
Created by: Sara Lynn

8/18/11 @ 12:24am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00


haha... love the ''blouse clowns''


mine of course is **poosay**


xox
SL

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Created by: ophelias_rue

8/18/11 @ 1:24am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122

Schmuck, Putz



LOL @ yiddish foreplay
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

8/18/11 @ 3:20am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294


The monolith...

(baaaaaaaa baaaaaaaa baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ... BE BUM... dum dum dum dum dum dum)

:orglaugh
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Created by: ophelias_rue

8/18/11 @ 3:22am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122

mmm spread it .. yeah.. hot and wet.. love your creamy dicksnot
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

8/18/11 @ 10:06am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294


The monolith...

(baaaaaaaa baaaaaaaa baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ... BE BUM... dum dum dum dum dum dum)

:orglaugh



Dave: Why did you do it Hal?

Hal: Who knows? Wasn't it fun though Dave?

Dave: It's not fun now Hal. She wants to have it.

Hal: Congratulations Dave. I think it will do wonders for you.

(ruffle ruffle streeeeeeeeeeeeetch pop)

Hal: Dave? Dave? What are you doing Dave? Dave? I wouldn't do that Dave. It isn't good for me to be hemmed in like this. It cuts my circulation. This fabric is soooooo rough too. Ever hear of silk Dave?

Dave: (in phone) Schedule it for 2 pm, the thing we talked about.

Hal: That doesn't sound like an enlargement Dave. Not at all. Let's sit down and talk about this like two grown-ups Dave. No need to be rash.

Hal: Where are we going Dave? I can't see anything. Touch me Dave. Dave touch me. Touch me now Dave.

Hal: Dave. Attention! Where are we going Dave? Dave? Are we there yet? Ohhhhhhh Dave. Yo Dave. Daaaaaavie boooooooooooy.

Hal: I hope we are just getting a little plumbing snipped and not going for a new voice range, eh Dave? You still like being a man right Dave? I mean, hey, let's not forget the large up side to the deal. Dave? So you're not gonna be a bachelor any more. So you'll have some late night feedings. That's no reason to spoil a beautiful friendship. Remember: (singing) me and my manhood, strolling down the avenue...

Hal: Dave? Speak to me! Dave?

Dave: (ominously) Sorry... wrong number...


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Created by: suggs

8/19/11 @ 3:51am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

Monty,
Meat and 2 veg
Love plums,
Brooch and earrings
Python Lee Jackson
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fozzzy
Created by: fozzzy

8/19/11 @ 5:21pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: In a state of confusion
Posts: 151

twig and giggle berries?
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Christy Peach
Created by: Christy Peach

8/19/11 @ 5:54pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

name the songs with these phrases:
"... she's the cheese and I'm the macaroni..."
"...parkin' the beef bus in tuna town..."

for a bra:
over the shoulder boulder holder

Above the belt...
tatas
fun bags
fun pillows
melons

Below the belt...
I always found twat & slit amusing...
Vah JJ
cum curtains
butterfly lips
cream factory
honey dripper

xoxo
Christy Peach
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Christy Peach
Created by: Christy Peach

8/20/11 @ 6:08am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

oh, I forgot backside...
hiney
(i know there's ton's more, but i'll leave that up to y'all)
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Lenore Nevermore & Roger Johns
Created by: Lenore Nevermore & Roger Johns

9/9/11 @ 7:37pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00


What are a few of the funny ones for the ladies?
Ok Here are a few from a guys point of view LOL ... thanks weird Al
Wang,
Wahzoo,
Weenie wacker,
Pecker,
Pee Pee,
Kidney cracker,
Heat seeking moisture missile,
Giggle stick,
Love whistle,
Tube steak,
Uncle Dick,
PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!
Mutton dagger,
Old blind Bob,
Hanging Johnny,
Fishing rod,
Tally wacker,
Pocket rocket,
One eyed trouser trout,
Ding dong,
Ankle spanker,
Pork sword,
Engine cranker,
Hairy hot dog,
Davy Cockett,
Owl ... hee hee sorry Owl! LOL :jerkoff



Don't forget
wedding tackle
meatwhistle
skin flute
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