the topic of this thread is___
the human release of air from one`s anus
the fart
please feel welcome to take part in this entertaining thread,you too ladies & tell us your most embarrasing fart situation

haha!!
girl`s do it as much as guys,but with a little more discretion
my most embarrasing fart happened in a 6 person train cabin {fully occupied with 2 elderly women, a young female german student & a nun} while i was travelling to munich.
i tried to squeeze it out as gently & delicately as i could,but just as i was about to release,the train hit a turbulent rail section & the end product was a loud rasping 3 second burst of anus erupting air

haha!
ashamed,embarrased but very relieved the burst of air was odourless,phew

haha!
i have a suspicion most of our gorgeous lady friend`s wont wish to take part as they`ll want us guys to still believe in the greatest myth of alltime___
women dont fart haha!
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