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Female Performer Chat: Terrible Pick Up Lines

Created by: g-mann

5/21/09 @ 2:57am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
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Okay ladies and gentlemen... what have you heard, what have you used, what has been used on you?

Here are a few to start.....

What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

:orglaugh

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

:orglaugh

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

:orglaugh

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Created by: lickkitty

5/21/09 @ 2:58am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

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Created by: calibaddboy

5/21/09 @ 3:26am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: California, USA
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"Hey, do you work for post office? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out my package!"

"Smile if you want to sleep with me." :winkwink

"I just wanted to show this rose how pretty you are...." :angel

"That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was that shirt I'd be comming on you too." :evil

"Do you work at Subway? `cause you give me a footlong." :orglaugh

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Created by: mydyingbride

5/21/09 @ 3:34am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Netherlands
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These lines are used alot..

"It seems like heaven misses an angel."

Or..

"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?"

Or..

"Could you thank your mom and dad for me?"

Or..

"Are you tired?" Or... "You look tired."

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Created by: purgatory

5/21/09 @ 5:02am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Can I borrow 10 pence to call my mom to tell her I'm not coming home tonight....

One girl tried that on me one night in a club ........ I was not in a good mood that night and was cheeky and replied heres 20 pence tell her you're coming home early .... :evil

... Also made her look silly to her friends that were with her... Kinda regreted it after realising I made her look silly infront of her friends kinda not nice and was just in a bad mood that night anyway tried to catch her again another night at the club to say sorry but never saw her again ... grrr...( she was kinda cute too DOAH...! )

Don't really like pick-up lines have to say and hate when women come up to me in a club in that way.. Just say hi works better I think... also other big turn off for me when out and a girl tries to get your attention is when they dance right next to you and keep bending over or rubbing against you... Dunno not my thing... Like people with more guts I think and can just come over and say hi .. blaa blaa blaa without all that stuff.. Also other major turn off is when they do that right next to the girlfriend .. winds her up and well spoils the whole night later... :twocents

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Created by: gdiddy

5/21/09 @ 5:40am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

..still haven't gotten laid

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Created by: mydyingbride

5/21/09 @ 5:51am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Netherlands
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"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
..still haven't gotten laid

A friend of me actually used this line "do you wanna fuck"?... It was funny.. For exmaple:
The girl only asked "Is this seat taken?" and he just said " No, but do you wanna fuck?' lol...

You should have seen the looks on those faces of those girls. Hilarious, lol...

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Created by: mydyingbride

5/21/09 @ 6:18am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Netherlands
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We used to have a game that called "nose squeezing" and that means you need to squeeze someone's nose really hard, lol... When your nose was squeezed as last you are one that needs to squeeze... What better moment can you choose when someone is talking to some nice girl and not paying attention..? Grab his nose and squeeze it as hard as you can. Most girls waked away after this happened, lol.. Yep, and i needed to run as fast as i can, hehe...

The next day we all had red noses. But what the hell, we had fun, lol

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Created by: gdiddy

5/21/09 @ 7:33am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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maybe i should try the nose grabbing thing... at least getting slapped by a girl would be some sort of action!!

that's like second base in "desperate baseball"!!

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Created by: lickau

5/21/09 @ 9:00am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
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"Let's go fuck" - worst line and way too Vulgar
No hello or hi . I just got to the bar on Military Base and not even had my 1st drink yet :drinkup

I proceeded to lecture her [True story] what her parents would think if they heard her ;
How many times has she done this ;
You need to respect yourself and get to know people better before sex .

I think she listened over 15 minutes of my lectoring :thumbsup

She went back to her friends - later when the club was closing - she asked me for coffee
We had a nice discussion that morning
Never met her again
Hope she never used her line again

She was beautiful for looks , but turn off for me her words without knowing her

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Created by: suggs

5/21/09 @ 11:47am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
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Worst i EVER heard a guy use was

"Do you like chicken? Well if ya do want to suck my cock as it's fowl"

orr the old faves

'Get ya coat sweetheart you've pulled"

"I'm fucking you tonight wether ya there or not so ya might as well join me"

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Created by: skylord

5/21/09 @ 3:41pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Southern California, USA #1
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Here are a few that I have heard through the years.... :jerkoff

Wana fuck or should I apologize....
What's your sign?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
Haven't I seen you before?
My banana needs to peeled
Nice legs. What time do they open?
Why don't you sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up?

:drinkup

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Created by: fozzzy

5/21/09 @ 8:41pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: In a state of confusion
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Guys come up with some cheezzy lines, but some of the ladies can be pretty bad too. Had the following tried on me.

Nice ass, are those Wranglers? - on a Military base.

If I sit on your face does your nose grow? - again on Military base

If I take you to lunch will you eat me? Co-worker

Can you check my fuse box? When I arrived the lady was wearing a nightshirt with nothing underneath and only the bedroom light was on, do you think it was a hint? lol, nothing happened as the lady was married and I wanted to live a little longer.

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Created by: g-mann

5/21/09 @ 11:24pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
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Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

:orglaugh

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Created by: suggs

5/22/09 @ 4:32pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
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The great australian chat-up technique ( this is for the beach ONLY )

Guy sees hottoe sunbathing - "D'ya fancy a fuck with me?"

Hottie - "No I dont"

Guy - "Well d'ya mind laying still while I have 1 with you?"

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Created by: Camy Angel

5/22/09 @ 4:51pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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I was waiting for green at a traffic light and i was checking this guy out ( he was pretty cute).
He approches and say ;You want me to turn round so you can have a better view?... I blushed in seconds and laught

As a smoker, asking for a light is always a terrible pick up line for me, especially guys who say i'm gonna give you back ur light if you give me your phone number

Being confused with a waitress in a bar.... Hey, sugar can you get me a beer..... Me, confused: i don;t work here, but for a good tip i can get you one.

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Created by: notthe1

5/22/09 @ 6:07pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: usa
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fuck me if im wrong, but dont i know you?

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Created by: g-mann

5/24/09 @ 10:56pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
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Baby do you have a mirror in your jeans cause I can defiently see my self in them.

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Created by: g-mann

6/7/09 @ 7:30pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
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I'm thinking after seeing how some guys are on here that the following may be used as pick up lines, unsuccessful,but pick up lines...

Show boobies

Show doggie

Are you wet?

Need I go on? :orglaugh

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Created by: Robyn Ross

6/7/09 @ 8:00pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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My personal favorite ever?

If you were a plate of gravy and I were a biscuit, I'd sop you up!

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