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Howdy_Sailor
Created by: howdy_sailor

6/27/11 @ 10:07am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

what do you think of the smurfette porno? you know, smurfette on top of a car, surrounded by latinos... giant dildo, lots of squirting... outdoor...?
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Created by: ophelias_rue

6/27/11 @ 10:10am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122

i think you need some close supervision.. and probably a whole lot of medication..
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dshytnvrwrks
Created by: dshytnvrwrks

6/27/11 @ 10:11am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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dshytnvrwrks
Created by: dshytnvrwrks

6/27/11 @ 10:13am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

i think you need some close supervision.. and probably a whole lot of medication..





...not worth losing sleep over Howdy...
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SlightlyAboveAverage
Created by: slightlyaboveaverage

6/27/11 @ 10:19am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 17

yea... where was that set...? saudi arabia or somewhere...?
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MattNerd
Created by: mattnerd

6/27/11 @ 10:48am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

i think you need some close supervision.. and probably a whole lot of medication..





you mean medication for some kind of mental deficiency like schizophrenia or something... there is a fear about such diseases... people (potentially telepathically) "hearing voices" and seeing visions... i always thought it was a little strange that they treat hallucinations with cocktails of psychotropics (more hallucinogens), though. almost 'weird.' don't feel 'backed into a corner' by the superficiality of people's choice between sadism and ignorance. beware of agenda. avoid the narrow minded but don't be a walking pinata for someone's need to self-assert by exercising dominance, else you will be somebody's bitch forever...

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Howdy_Sailor
Created by: howdy_sailor

6/27/11 @ 10:56am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

i think you need some close supervision.. and probably a whole lot of medication..





everyone needs a bit of human contact once in a while. we can't all be an extension of our computers our entire lives... a walking exercise in data regurgitation...

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Created by: alberich

6/27/11 @ 11:16am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: breaking in, shaping up, then checking out
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Howdy_Sailor

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dshytnvrwrks

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SlightlyAboveAverage

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MattNerd

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..... do I see smurfs ?
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Howdy_Sailor
Created by: howdy_sailor

6/27/11 @ 11:22am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Howdy_Sailor

Posted Today, 10:07am | Post #1
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dshytnvrwrks

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SlightlyAboveAverage

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MattNerd

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..... do I see smurfs ?




your 'avatar' looks a bit anarchistic but i think you are a bit of a conformist personally...

YAY! for original thinking. that's what i say...

maybe you need some psychotropic therapy for those smurfs you 'might' be seeing...

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Created by: ophelias_rue

6/27/11 @ 11:38am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122






you mean medication for some kind of mental deficiency like schizophrenia or something... blah blah blah... be somebody's bitch forever...




hmmm mostly i think meds for all the converstaions you are having with yourself here.. and *giggle* at all the big words and the "above average" screen name.. that screen name is the funniest bit in the thread..

i think TROLL_SNOT woulda been a bit more accurate though

oh and the pedophila yammer you did above? BAD IP.. BAD BAD IP...
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MattNerd
Created by: mattnerd

6/27/11 @ 12:05pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00



hmmm mostly i think meds for all the converstaions you are having with yourself here.. and *giggle* at all the big words and the "above average" screen name.. that screen name is the funniest bit in the thread..

i think TROLL_SNOT woulda been a bit more accurate though

oh and the pedophila yammer you did above? BAD IP.. BAD BAD IP...





it's funny that you would summarise my post as you did. to be able to THINK drugs instead of thoughts is commendable. you must be on the pipe (or ocd for that matter). much better than horrible pharmaceuticals.. and funny you should mention trolls - there is a world of whorecraft episode that reminds me of the the smurfette gangbang, featuring... guess what, a troll. fans of the smurfette porno would probably enjoy it immensely, when they have time to fit it in between cosplay and D&D. oh, and i don't remember mentioning paedophilia... have you got something on your mind you want to talk about... write a book because listening to your narrow minded intimidation/hostility is not something such a moral and virtuous utopian-esque virtual community as this, should have to do...

what happened to your IP - has it corrupted? it seems that you, as the extension of your computer is flashing an error message (visions of circuit board nerve bundles and silicone flowing through the veins). you should get some programmers to take a look at that...

oh, and i'm glad i amused you. see how much fun real feelings can be...


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dshytnvrwrks
Created by: dshytnvrwrks

6/27/11 @ 12:14pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

smurfette is short

smurfs are short

smurfette likes smurfs

do the math...
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big_nose_is_a_dick
Created by: big_nose_is_a_dick

6/27/11 @ 12:29pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

young people are short
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SlightlyAboveAverage
Created by: slightlyaboveaverage

6/27/11 @ 12:33pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 17



and the "above average" screen name.. that screen name is the funniest bit in the thread..





glad you like the screen name - it's supposed to be a bit tongue in cheeky...
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amicu
Created by: amicu

6/27/11 @ 10:31pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: In the F4F Archives, Sublevel 5, aisles 71-72
Posts: 1,088

Overrated. Snork porn.. THAT'S another level of eroticism entirely.
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Created by: suggs

6/27/11 @ 10:50pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

FRAGGLES!!
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SlightlyAboveAverage
Created by: slightlyaboveaverage

6/28/11 @ 9:21am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 17

Overrated. Snork porn.. THAT'S another level of eroticism entirely.




they could tangle antennae...
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SlightlyAboveAverage
Created by: slightlyaboveaverage

7/1/11 @ 6:38pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 17

what do you think of the smurfette porno? you know, smurfette on top of a car, surrounded by latinos... giant dildo, lots of squirting... outdoor...?




i think it was one of those minivans - a voltswagen or a delica or something like that... amazing they could shoot that in broad daylight in a crowded street...

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