Dudley - so I am waiting still for effects of your creativity... My offer for nickname: EyebrowMagician 
hmmmm a creative nickname to be sure, but I don't know... The literal minded women in my room would obsess about my eyebrows and I would be fielding all kinds of 'hair brained' questions from them about what the nick means. And especially during Phase1 of the Great DoRidian Rollout this can't be allowed to happen.
Now as for creativity on my part... Well the sky is the limit. There are so many possibilities. But...
Consider how much you could do if you had more than one room to offer. For example:
Denise: oh Mr Ride, it is ever so wonderful to be in your dazzling entry room. What is next on this magical night of nights?
Ride: Why thank you little lady. You are most welcome here. We here at Dudley's Palace can offer you over 1000 rooms to choose from. One for every
arabian night with some to spare.
Denise: ooooooooooh! What are some of them?
Ride: We can go to the room of teddy bears. The room of chocolate. There is a red room (kind of disturbing) A room of spiders (not too many takers but you gotta have one) There is a closet room just for heels (I don't wear them but women seem to love to just ogle them forgetting all about me) There is the immensely huge room for the woman who needs her space. There is the itty bitty room for the woman who wants to feel close. There is the room of many cameras so I can take shots from many angles rapidly. There is the room of spinning disco balls. The room of sonar pings (for the woman with a torpedo fetish) Ohhhhhh there is a room of spinning tops. A room of see saws. A room that is spinning. A room in free fall. A wind tunnel room. There is a room half full of milk.
Do I need to go on? Chances are, if you can imagine it. We have it here.
*deleted is a song that sounds suspiciously like it was taken from the 1st Willie Wonka featuring movie*
Denise: Oh yeah? Do you have a super-collider room?
Ride: We offer 3. Our highest energy model for the woman who wants to discover a Higgs while having sex. Our lowest for the woman who wants to prove that my cock is a new type of virtual particle.
Denise: And the middle?
Ride: It doesn't work at all. But has a lot of sexy magnets, and wires strewn about. For the woman who likes an expensive, powerful fixer upper. Who likes a little disorder and randomness in her ... accelerator.
Denise: ooooooooooh !!!
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So you see my dear. Even in exercising just one degree of freedom in a logical, optimal way.... we have achieved new areas of experience. A lesson that should not be lost on even the most horny of our students.
Dr. D dRide, from the podium at Goettinggen
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