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Created by: gdiddy

6/2/09 @ 4:09am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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so i'm in saphira's room earlier (again, sorry kimee) and the topic of what the spiderman sex move was came up, so i wanted to create a thread for all those creative sex "moves' out there. i'll start, but add more if you have em!!

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spiderman - while banging a girl doggy style you pull out right before you cum and finish in your hand. when she turns around you sling it in her face and yell "GO WEB GO!!"

houdini - just before you cum in doggy style you spit on her back so she thinks you've cum and when she turns around you finish in her face

pirate - when getting a BJ when you are about to blow your load, pull out of her mouth and shoot it in one her eyes. when she gets up to go rinse out her eye, kick her in the shin so she hobbles like a dirty blind pirate

zombie - a variation of the houdini, before ejaculation you pull out and then spit on the back of the woman (in doggy position) causing her to think that you have ejaculated and when she turns around you ejaculate in her eyes, push her off the bed, and then turn off the lights; causing her to walk around with arms in front as if a zombie

donkey punch - when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the girl in the back of the head so her anus tightens making the orgasm all that more better - for you of course!

:orglaugh

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Created by: Saphira

6/2/09 @ 7:49am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! :bowdown

No-one's ever been man enough to try any of those on me yet. So... I'm open to offers. :evil

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Created by: Kat Phillips

6/2/09 @ 10:56am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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lmao!!!!!!!

Now I need to know who has ever done any of these...

A little advise fellas you don't need to punch a girl to tighten as you cum just ask... :winkwink

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Created by: Chelsey Eden

6/2/09 @ 12:57pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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my fave is the "rodeo" while banging doggystyle the guy leans forward and whispers "I have AIDS" and tries to hold on for the next 8 seconds!!!

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Created by: invisa-dude

6/2/09 @ 1:59pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Southampton(ish), NY

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Lol some of the most strange variations of common positions i've ever seen :P

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Created by: lickau

6/2/09 @ 2:05pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
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I am beginner in sex slang
I looked up Teenage version and found these terms :

1 - Giving oral sex isn't considered sex by some teen standards. The slang word for oral sex is "outercourse."

2 - Giving oral sex anally is slanged "tossing salad."

3 - Attending "rainbow parties" is a favorite pastime for some teens. Each girl dons a different color lipstick at these parties and places their mouths around each boy's penis, creating a "rainbow effect."

4 - Carrying the name "dirty" means the girl has a sexually transmitted disease.

Salad won't be as nice any more :orglaugh

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Created by: gdiddy

6/2/09 @ 3:28pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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haha chelsea i've heard that before.. too funny.

looks like lickau will be handling the beginners forum - lol

here's a few more i found:

the angry dragon - when a girl is giving you head, slam the back of her head into you so her eyes get red, (the angry part), then shoot your load up her nose, so the cum runs down her nose and it looks the the mustache of a dragon

superman - when the guy cums on the girl's back and rolls her over onto the covers making them stick to her back and creating a cape

the angry penguin - you have to have a piece of ice ready for this. when a man is doing a girl doggy style and hits a woman in both legs. Then quickly shoves the ice in her ass. Causing her to jump up and walk like a penguin.

this one's kinda fucked up, but i thought it was too funny not to list.

bait and tackle - the sailors used this one in the old Navy days. before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. when you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. the earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed!

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Created by: April Marie

6/3/09 @ 4:26am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Created by: gdiddy

6/3/09 @ 5:12am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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LOL these are great gdiddy, they've kept me entertained in my room for the last few nights. A guy said one earlier tonight but I cant remember it, something about a frozen piece of shit ahaha. Do you remember?

yea i do, but i'm vetoing anything that has to do with shit. so no carls or steamers please

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Created by: Brandi Luv

6/3/09 @ 6:00am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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my fave is the "rodeo" while banging doggystyle the guy leans forward and whispers "I have AIDS" and tries to hold on for the next 8 seconds!!!

The version that I've been told, was your doing the girl doggy, hold her shoulders and call her the wrong name and see how long you can hold on lol

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6/3/09 @ 11:05am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Created by: g-mann

6/3/09 @ 1:31pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
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Ok Diddy... Here are a few "moves" for you... as always, perform at your own risk.

Abraham Lincoln - Shave your pubes before sex and save them in a bag. Cum all over her chin and in one smooth motion deposit all your pubes on her face.

Ray-Bans - Put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head.

Candy Cane - Cum on her face, then punch her in the nose. The blood will mix with the cum, thus creating a candy cane like image.

Out of respect to Diddy the Dirty Sanchez will not be told today :winkwink

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Created by: gdiddy

6/3/09 @ 1:52pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Candy Cane - Cum on her face, then punch her in the nose. The blood will mix with the cum, thus creating a candy cane like image.

also heard that one referred to as a strawberry shortcake :orglaugh

while in brandi luv's room last night she came up with the concept of this next one, so kudos to you brandi! :thumbsup

the dark knight - after you've had sex, and you're girl is asleep, rub one out in your hand and then use the cum to create the look of the mask by giving her little bat ears with her hair. must be done at night though or it's simply called the batman :jerkoff

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Created by: suggs

6/3/09 @ 3:14pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Check out Urban Dictionary for some great sex slang words.

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Created by: gdiddy

6/3/09 @ 4:40pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Check out Urban Dictionary for some great sex slang words

yea, i love urban dictionary!! :thumbsup

Suggs does this mean you're back?!

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Created by: g-mann

6/3/09 @ 4:43pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
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yea, i love urban dictionary!! :thumbsup

Suggs does this mean you're back?!

Not back yet Diddy. See this from another post :thumbsup

Be warned - I have about 10 texts I have to type up on here when I returnm and those of you that visit the same rooms as me will KNOW my kind of jokes.

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Created by: Athena

6/5/09 @ 2:12pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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this literally made me laugh out loud. Thank you lol :orglaugh

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Created by: gdiddy

6/6/09 @ 7:01pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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tony danza - while having sex you proceed to yell, "Who's the boss?! Who's the boss?!" Typically, she will yell, "You are!" at which point you pull out of her, slap her with your cock and yell, "No. Tony Danza's the boss, bitch!"

angry rhino - It requires one person to strap two dildos to his/her head, one smaller than the other, while partner spreads her legs wide. Person with dildos strapped to head (rhinoceros) charges headfirst angrily into the receivers vagina and anus.

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Created by: cougar_62

6/6/09 @ 7:16pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Created by: shamw0w

6/17/09 @ 6:21pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Atlanta

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Zombie FTW

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