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Female Performer Chat: The NO Thread

Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/11/12 @ 2:02am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
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They've pushed you around. You were polite so long. You kept the peace. You tried to mend the fences. But they just pushed... and pushed... and pushed...

Now you can say "NO". Tell 'em where to stick their tyrannical ways. Tell 'em what they czn do with all their advice and recommendations.

This is your place man. Where you can tell them what to do with it all. Where to file that memo. Where to place those "in - jobs" maaaaaaaan. Not in your IN basket. Not now. Not here. Maybe never again. Yeah. Let's see where this goes man.

What are we rebelling against? Whatever they've got maaaaaaaaaaan!

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/11/12 @ 2:14am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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This is MY house! That's MY dog!

Don't YOU tell me I have to wear pants in HERE!

See this? This is ME not DOING what you want! I am going to have SEX with whoever I want and however I want. As long as I want.

Big deadline coming up boss-man? It will just have to wait. I have NEEDs. And the needs of the mountie outweigh the needs of the boss beast.

It is NICE here now. You HEAR ME!!!!!!???? How fucking long is it ever NICE like this? How long am I gonna be young and horny and in such the perfect fucking mood to MATE with every hot two-legged she-thing in this god's green marblE? YOU HEAR ME!!!!! That fucking plan is gonna have to wait. The customer, shit that makes me laugh, the customer can just go play in traffic.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NON NEIN HOOOKOOONOOOOKOOOOONONONONONONO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! You dictatorial FREAK!!!!!!!!

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/11/12 @ 2:42am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Some great NOs that could have been, should have been... maaaaaaaaaaan:

Hitler: Do you think I'd make it big in politics?

Drinking Buddy: NO!!! Abzolutely NEIN!!! IST NOT FUR ADOLF!!!!

Custer: Whaddaya think? Wanna go down into that valley? Got a hankering for some Siouz?

Scout: NO!!! NO!!! NO YOU IDIOT!!!! Remember what happened when you tried to shave with turpentine? WORSE!!!!! MUCH WORSE!!!! SIOUX IST NOT FUR CUSTER!!!!!

And future horrors:

ABBA lead singer #1: Shall we make an opera?

Zombie Mozart: NO!!!! NEIN!!!! HIMMEL HERR GOTT!!!!!! OPERA IS NICHT FUR ABBA!!!! MEIN HUNDT, MEIN FLEISSTISCHT IST BESSER FUR DIESE ... ZIE BESTE WORT IST... DIESE... MASTERPLANFURDIEOUTTAWORKTALLISHUNDSORTOFFRUITISHMUSICALGENERATINGKINDAOFGROUPYOUKNOWEH

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Created by: Brandi Williams

9/11/12 @ 3:16am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Created by: suggs

9/11/12 @ 3:41am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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No shit !!!

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Created by: .jeffie.

9/11/12 @ 5:58am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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You say yes, I say no

:angel

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

9/11/12 @ 10:45am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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You say yes, I say no

:angel

always the Ozzie
always so brief
you say "Doll, wanna?"
i say "NO!" and bust ya teef

(c) Kertus 2012

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

9/11/12 @ 5:10pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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LMAO!

you really need to work on the

xxx

thing is girl

NOtice the begin and end html thingies

*closes the can and tosses it away*

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/12/12 @ 12:45am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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(quietly)

No...

(STRUM!!!! strum strum strummie strummie STRUM!!!!)

I said no...

(STRUM!!! STRUM!!! STRUM!!! STRUM!!!)

(hisssssssssss) This....ssssssssssssss ssssss sssssss.... ain't no TANGO!!!!

(STRUM STRUM STRUM strummie strummie strummie STRUM!!!!)

You can just blow... 'cause I said no....

(STRUM STRUM STRUM!!!!!)

Don't ya know...

(STRUM STRUM STRUMMMMMMIE STRUM STRUM STRUMMIEEEEEEEEE STRUM STRUMMMMMM!!!!)

AIIIIIIIIIIIGHGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG!!!!

I said AIIIIIIIIIIIGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!!!

( squeak sctreeeeek STRUM!!!!!!)

No. Noooooo. NOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

(STRUM STRUM STRUM!!!!!!)

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/12/12 @ 7:46am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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toopie too tooo toopie to to toooooooooo

(two silhouettes form and mouth syllables in turn)

left: nuh right: oooo together: Noooooooo!

left: neeee right: yet together: Nyet!

left: fuh right: kuhah right off together: Fuck right off!

left: tay right: ake a hike you insipid nazi! together: Take a hike you insipid nazi!

left: buh right: bye together: buuuuuuuh byeeeeeee now.

left: inyoor right: dreams flyboy together: In your dreams flyboy!

left: oh hell right: nawoooo together: Aw oh hell no!

left: yeah right: right together: yeah right! (sarcastically)

left: neh right: gatory together; negatory son!

left: i right: think not together: I think not!

left: Makes right: me laugh together: Makes me laugh!

left: yeah right: no together: yeah (pause) No!

left: could be right: NOT together: could be (then sarcastically) NOT!!!

left: endeavor right: to persevere together: endeavor to persevere

left: here's right: my phone number together: here's my phone number

left: I'm right: washing my hair together: I'm washing my hair

toopie to toooooo toopie toopie too too to tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

9/12/12 @ 9:43am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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hahahahaha: No! o! o! oh!: bitch boi ho! hohh! hoohhhh!

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Created by: .jeffie.

9/12/12 @ 10:06am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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nao, ne, nee, nei, nein, nej, nie, non, nu, nyet

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Created by: suggs

9/13/12 @ 4:33pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Pours myself a rum and coke and selects this on the jukebox

No, No, No -- Dawn Penn

:smoking

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/13/12 @ 10:43pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Pours myself a rum and coke and selects this on the jukebox

No, No, No -- Dawn Penn

:smoking

Damn! Came here with a purpose and now I've been mellowed... Ok I can go with the flow. But they better not put anything in MY rum! Nn no no.

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/13/12 @ 10:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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nao, ne, nee, nei, nein, nej, nie, non, nu, nyet

nee... nu...

10 bonus points for sneaking in a Holy Grail reference.

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Created by: paperpunch09

9/13/12 @ 11:31pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: USA
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I say no more absolutely no more of those "sex for money" threads started by Kimberly X. NO No no

No I will not reveal if I've hired whores for cheap thrills. I say no no no and again no.

It is no one else's business if I hire a whore or two or more to dance around while I throw quarters at them. A quarter is a good size and gives way more thrills than the same amount in dollar bills.

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

9/13/12 @ 11:38pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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...

It is no one else's business if I hire a whore or two or more to dance around while I throw quarters at them. A quarter is a good size and gives way more thrills than the same amount in dollar bills.

you should try sliced sandwich meats some time doll ...

NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONOONONO

Gossip - no no no

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Created by: Christy Peach

9/15/12 @ 12:31am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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oh No(!), ....._..... , here we go again....

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Created by: .jeffie.

9/15/12 @ 5:56am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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No! No! A Thousand Times No!

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Created by: suggs

9/15/12 @ 4:21pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Mash -- there is NO need to reply to any and all threads using the quote button - especially when yo are just bumping up your own thread 2 MINUTES after posting on there - try using the 'Post Reply' button instead of the 'Quote'

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