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Female Performer Chat: The League of Honourable & Reasonable Persons
Kertze
Created by: kertze

11/6/12 @ 12:54am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of Centre
Posts: 110

today i saw a nasty pesky man (i think it was a man) give a most patient an' luvly model a nasty pesky time. Models seem ta have ta put up with heaps of kaka (pronounced kaaakaaa) from silly an' ignorant chaps .... i say NO MORE!

From now on the The League of Honourable & Reasonable Persons will take a joint stand against such retards with kind words of encouragement ta 'go 4th an' multiply'. when these swine realise that most of us r of the Honourable & Reasonable Persons League and that their kaka (pronounced kaaakaaa) behaviour is not wanted they will all pisss off to the nasty site where they will all b welcomed.

So far The League of Honourable & Reasonable Persons, consists of me and ummmmmmmm .... yeah so far me ... I would like ya all ta join so that we can ir_addy_kate the site of these nasty pesky chaps ...

so raise wat eva limb ya like an' say after me .... I (then wat eva ur name is) do swear not ta stand by and watch nasty pesky chaps abuse the privilege of been in the same room as me by been nasty to, either fellow Honourable & Reasonable Persons or the wunderful model who kindly entertains us in FREE chat! .... so help me (followed by wat eva deity u believe in)!

The The League of Honourable & Reasonable Persons is open ta every kind of person including ... well everyone ...
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

11/6/12 @ 2:55am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793

umm hmm err old chum
mooset we all adoptz
dat same Ozzie Teddy
bean eaten by th' Goldfish
as me Icon?

hmm err umm mate
I hezeetatez
wot's a keen toof'd
womanz ta do?
wif' 100z of Gentile Doodz?

*waxez me broad and surfz away*
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Created by: suggs

11/6/12 @ 4:01am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

Just as long as I dont have to wear a cape and mask I'm in :thumbsup
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

11/6/12 @ 4:12am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793

Just as long as I dont have to wear a cape and mask I'm in :thumbsup



*looks up from the ironing board* "No cape Doll?"
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Kertze
Created by: kertze

11/6/12 @ 4:17am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of Centre
Posts: 110

umm hmm err old chummooset we all adoptzdat same Ozzie Teddybean eaten by th' Goldfishas me Icon?hmm err umm mateI hezeetatezwot's a keen toof'dwomanz ta do?wif' 100z of Gentile Doodz?*waxez me broad and surfz away*

umm hmm err old chum
mooset we all adoptz
dat same Ozzie Teddy
bean eaten by th' Goldfish
as me Icon?

hmm err umm mate
I hezeetatez
wot's a keen toof'd
womanz ta do?
wif' 100z of Gentile Doodz?

*waxez me broad and surfz away*


Naah teddybear is me silly! U stik wif ur blood dribblin' Dre boppin' shiela, that'll scare the crap outta any pesky mutt!
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Kertze
Created by: kertze

11/6/12 @ 4:18am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of Centre
Posts: 110

Just as long as I dont have to wear a cape and mask I'm in :thumbsup


Jus' bring a scalpel Suggs ... No need ta change...
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

11/6/12 @ 4:54am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793



... [double quote] ...

Naah teddybear is me silly! U stik wif ur blood dribblin' Dre boppin' shiela, that'll scare the crap outta any pesky mutt!




LMAO @ you giving my own poetry as an Oz poetic form first (kiss)
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Kertze
Created by: kertze

11/6/12 @ 5:12am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of Centre
Posts: 110




*looks up from the ironing board* "No cape Doll?"



"Ironing board" luv? And curlez?
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Created by: alberich

11/6/12 @ 10:36am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: breaking in, shaping up, then checking out
Posts: 970

Slipping in My Bedman custome - putting on my mask - and raising my finger.

Remember, remember the 6th of november ...
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

11/6/12 @ 10:48am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793

Slipping in My Bedman custome - putting on my mask - and raising my finger.

Remember, remember the 6th of november ...



YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! the FUCK YOU WITH NUKES icon has returned!!!!!!!!
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

11/6/12 @ 11:15am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294



Ah good I can see the tide is turning in the Great Struggle. It is clear the evil minions will be defeated. I can safely leave the battle to younger, more vigorous swords.

Now a tavern, some ale, and good brooding...
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grumpnose
Created by: grumpnose

11/6/12 @ 2:07pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: where prince charming ruined all the fun
Posts: 691

Honorable and reasonable...that leaves me out, I'm more the grumpy and intolerant type.
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Kertze
Created by: kertze

11/6/12 @ 5:10pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of Centre
Posts: 110

Slipping in My Bedman custome - putting on my mask - and raising my finger.

Remember, remember the 6th of november ...



bedman costome ... with cape or without? luv the flamin' finger ... perhaps a suitable symbol for THE 'The League of Honourable & Reasonable Persons'
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

11/6/12 @ 5:43pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793




bedman costome ... with cape or without? luv the flamin' finger ... perhaps a suitable symbol for THE 'The League of Honourable & Reasonable Persons'


NOOOOoooooo it is mah Albie's FUCK YOU WITH NUKES icon!!!!!
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Kertze
Created by: kertze

11/6/12 @ 8:16pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of Centre
Posts: 110



NOOOOoooooo it is mah Albie's FUCK YOU WITH NUKES icon!!!!!




Ok ok no need ta go troppo!!! ...sorry mah Albie it's ur FUCK YOU WITH NUKES icon, the League will get sum cheap artist ta get us a new one .... geeeeze Mandy keep ur pannys on!!
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

11/6/12 @ 9:35pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793



.... geeeeze Mandy keep ur pannys on!!



now THAT's a first ... hmmm are you Bizaro Kertus?
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Kertze
Created by: kertze

11/6/12 @ 10:59pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of Centre
Posts: 110



Bizaro




Bizaro = Berko (Australian slang for berserk, mad, crazy.) = YES
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Kertze
Created by: kertze

11/7/12 @ 12:40am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of Centre
Posts: 110

Honorable and reasonable...that leaves me out, I'm more the grumpy and intolerant type.



Grumps nominated for treasurer ... puuuurfect character traits.
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grumpnose
Created by: grumpnose

11/7/12 @ 10:12pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: where prince charming ruined all the fun
Posts: 691




Grumps nominated for treasurer ... puuuurfect character traits.




*sadly shakes head*.......SIGH


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Kertze
Created by: kertze

11/7/12 @ 10:48pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of Centre
Posts: 110



*sadly shakes head*.......SIGH




President? Yes? Maybe?
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