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Created by: ryanspeter

12/21/12 @ 1:46am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Rivendell
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I love your latest promo/discount name, "End of the World Discount." What would be the point of purchasing credits if the world is going to end? To go out with a sexual bang? Really everyone knows, just as in Harold Camping's predictions, the world will not end on the twenty-first. I read somewhere that the Western calendar does not match the Mayan calendar because of things like leap years and other factors, so their end of the world predictions would actually have happened a few years ago.
I give my thumbs up :thumbsup

to Flirt for thinking of such a clever name. :orglaugh

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

12/21/12 @ 6:25am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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*is slightly amazed that Ryan's peter can type so well, and that Ryan's peter would comment on 'clever naming'*

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Created by: Anais Sun

12/21/12 @ 1:38pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook - Quentin Crisp

P.S. I'm the best investment you can ever make ! "Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave." Quentin Crisp :thumbsup

LOL

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Created by: ryanspeter

12/21/12 @ 3:14pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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*is slightly amazed that Ryan's peter can type so well, and that Ryan's peter would comment on 'clever naming'*

*is slightly amazed that Ryan's peter can type so well, and that Ryan's peter would comment on 'clever naming'*

Really, why should you be? I've typed this well all my life.

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

12/21/12 @ 3:45pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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apparently irony escapes you.

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Created by: ryanspeter

12/21/12 @ 5:29pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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yeah, yeah, ok

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Created by: dan_in_florida

12/21/12 @ 6:42pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Sunny South Florida - with a REALLY cool car :-)
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As long as methane doesn't escape him too :winkwink

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Created by: .jeffie.

12/21/12 @ 6:50pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Brisbane, Australia

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I've typed this well all my life.

All your life? You were born typing?

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Created by: .jeffie.

12/21/12 @ 6:54pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Brisbane, Australia

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apparently irony escapes you.

Perhaps his irony is a little rusty

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Created by: ryanspeter

12/21/12 @ 8:22pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Created by: amicu

12/21/12 @ 10:41pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Oops, it just dawned on me what she was actually saying. She was saying she was surprised my dick, peter, could actually type and make a comment. My mistake. I haven't typed with my peter in a long time. I may have tried it once in typing class....

In Mrs. Ruggiero's 7th Grade typing class, Ryan was the envy of all of his peers, whacking away at his 1972 Smith Corona with his peter,

"ka-chunk, ka-chunk"

slapping happily about, such form, proper posture, rarely ever did he miss a key

"ka-chunk, ka-chunk, Ding! Thththththtt! Ka-chunk, ka-chunk"

He was the best of us, at 24 wpm the quickest peter in the west, or at least Mrs. Ruggiero's class. Other boys fumbled with theirs: little Trevor's johnson always jammed his typebars, while Willie's willy was notoriously stained with the half black/half red ink ribbon, such a novice. But not Ryan. Or his peter. A legend in his day (and to this day), he was the only one of us to ever master holding the heavy shift key with one ball and seamlessly thwapping away with his peter. What a sight. It was rumored he was such a natural because he'd typed with his peter since birth, whacking about on his plastic four-key Fisher Price Baby's First Typewanker.

The girls, who clumsily flapped their breasts about the typewriters (or flat chests mostly, this was seventh grade) - so very sexist to say but typing really is a man's domain, never understood female secretaries - were the least accurate, but Ryan rarely made a mistake, and so always would help a peer with an accurate splash of correction fluid. The rest of us could hardly spare any, except little Jimmy Trudero who always ended up being sent to the nurse with correction fluid in his eye. He'd sit at his corner typewriter behind Susie Radcliff (she blossomed early, and was a better typist than most girls, pounding away with her A cup whilst other girls threw themselves at it with their trainers), and we'd hear him diligently thwapping to and fro, but he never had much work to turn in. Ahh, Jimmy. Dicking around in class.

Good times.. happy to see you here Ryan, and your peter. Kids these days have it easy, LOL'ing with their touchscreen phones, sexting without any of the work. We were born too soon, too soon. But you, sir, are my hero.

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Created by: ryanspeter

12/21/12 @ 11:31pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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LOL thanks for that ami. That's a great story, I almost forgot about those days. Peter was really ahead of the class, wasn't he? Some of the jealous students would say, "All he does is sit at the typewanker and type all day long. He's such a dick!"

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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

12/22/12 @ 1:57am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Created by: ryanspeter

12/22/12 @ 2:19pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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No prick here, just a dick. Another name not mentioned in the story: Oscar Mayer's Weiner

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Created by: stiffdog

12/23/12 @ 11:26am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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LOL

also a funny thing that happened on the way to the forum------admitt it, a few musicals are not so bad-----

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