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Created by: kertze

1/4/13 @ 1:42am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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... If there are any models interested in a tall, handsum, wealthy, generous, considerate, gentalmanly, affectionate, romantick, hairless (body partz), metro kinda guy? ... See I know this guy .... U gotta know its not me I'm not metro...

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Created by: kertze

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Kertze - I told you a dozen times, let me fend for myself!

Comwaaaan Mike we knows u got body hairs!

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Comwaaaan Mike we knows u got body hairs!

just finished patent application for an infra red cam2cam hair detection system - works with all known browsers, web cams and various operating systems.

Until then, razors on stand bye....

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... If there are any models interested in a tall, handsum,

Grabs a stool, stands tall (tall-ish), licks a palm and fashions his hair in a particularly licked palm fashion..

wealthy, generous,

Stuffs ma' pockets with pennies, tosses a couple at a paraplegic kid rummaging about on a scooter/board with wheels..

considerate, gentalmanly,

Looks up gentalmanly in the dictionary.. hmmm.. genital, genocide, no... genteel, ooh, close.. gentian, Gentile.. hmm, did I pass it?

affectionate, romantick,

Ahh, I'm quite the Roman tick actually! Affectionate... ehh, my other qualities will make up for it I'm sure, as I indifferently toss her hair, sigh and mumble something about how I could have done so much better

hairless (body partz),

Uh-oh. Best get a No No, or a trained monkey with a holster and tweezers. Actually if I could just get the trained monkey with a holster, I think I wouldn't think twice about any lady problems..

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Uh-oh. Best get a No No, or a trained monkey with a holster and tweezers. Actually if I could just get the trained monkey with a holster, I think I wouldn't think twice about any lady problems..

Have him wear a fez, he'll look cool, and Amanda will be happy :winkwink

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Have him wear a fez, he'll look cool, and Amanda will be happy :winkwink

And for the clincher a Red bow tie. :orglaugh

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1/4/13 @ 4:16pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Oh for MUTANTS F**K SAKE if diamonds are a girls best friend and a dog is mans best friend which sex do you think is more intelligent ? :offtopic

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Oh for MUTANTS F**K SAKE if diamonds are a girls best friend and a dog is mans best friend which sex do you think is more intelligent ? :offtopic

The dog with the diamond collar - Simple

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Oh for MUTANTS F**K SAKE if diamonds are a girls best friend and a dog is mans best friend which sex do you think is more intelligent ? :offtopic

Nowadays a 'Rabbit' is seemingly a girls best friend.

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Oh for MUTANTS F**K SAKE if diamonds are a girls best friend and a dog is mans best friend which sex do you think is more intelligent ? :offtopic

Uuuummmm.... geeze I hate trick questions!

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1/5/13 @ 1:20am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Nowadays a 'Rabbit' is seemingly a girls best friend.

or a magic wand

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Oh for MUTANTS F**K SAKE if diamonds are a girls best friend and a dog is mans best friend which sex do you think is more intelligent ? :offtopic

One means they are superficial the other means friendship...i would choose the second one...

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*puff*

ah you know.. a dog once broke my heart...

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Nowadays a 'Rabbit' is seemingly a girls best friend.

"No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor." - Betty Friedan

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"No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor." - Betty Friedan

the key word here being 'from' ... i know i know all you guys locked on 'orgasm' ... hmmm i seem to remember a show from about 11 years ago ...

(fezgasm)

http://youtu.be/AlfUwSuzu9E

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the key word here being 'from' ... i know i know all you guys locked on 'orgasm' ... hmmm i seem to remember a show from about 11 years ago ...

(fezgasm)

Hell no - I was locked on a picture of an electric vibrating floor buffing polishing machine - "Show floor polisher" BB

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Created by: kertze

1/5/13 @ 4:02pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Grabs a stool, stands tall (tall-ish), licks a palm and fashions his hair in a particularly licked palm fashion..

wealthy, generous,

Stuffs ma' pockets with pennies, tosses a couple at a paraplegic kid rummaging about on a scooter/board with wheels..

considerate, gentalmanly,

Looks up gentalmanly in the dictionary.. hmmm.. genital, genocide, no... genteel, ooh, close.. gentian, Gentile.. hmm, did I pass it?

affectionate, romantick,::quote_end
Ahh, I'm quite the Roman tick actually! Affectionate... ehh, my other qualities will make up for it I'm sure, as I indifferently toss her hair, sigh and mumble something about how I could have done so much better

hairless (body partz),

Uh-oh. Best get a No No, or a trained monkey with a holster and tweezers. Actually if I could just get the trained monkey with a holster, I think I wouldn't think twice about any lady problems..

Soooo close Amicu, so close. U chaps crack me up!

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

1/5/13 @ 8:01pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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*puff*

ah you know.. a dog once broke my heart...

's the truth, 'pon my soul.

Her name was... Scarborough. Last time I ever saw her was the day before market. I still remember how it was. Market day. Getting ready to do some shopping and then swing over to her place, down on 42nd street.

Went something like this:

Friend: Are you going to Scarborough, Fair? (my nick, it's how I play poker and also 'cause I'm blonde)

Me: Yeeah. (muttering) Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.

Friend: Remember me to one who lives there, For once she was a true love of mine.

Me: The deauce you say. You must mean ol' Maggy on the lee side of 42nd.

Friend: Tell her to make me a cambric shirt,

Me: Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme;

Friend: Without a seam or needlework, She will be a true love of mine.
Tell her to wash it in yonder dry well,

Me: Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme;

Friend: Where never spring water or rain ever fell,
She will be a true love of mine.
Tell her to dry it on yonder grey thorn,

Me: Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme;

Friend: Which never bore blossom since Adam was born,
She will be a true love of mine.

Yep, quite a list I had that day. But I got it all down. Ferried it to to the poor wench. AFter I picked up my greens. But she also had to take her pound of flesh. Said she:

Wench Maggy; Now he has asked me questions three,

Me: Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme;

Magwench: I hope he'll answer as many for me
Before he shall be a true love of mine.
Tell him to buy me an acre of land,

Me: Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme;

WenchOtheMaggin': Betwixt the salt water and the sea sand,
Then he shall be a true love of mine.
Tell him to plough it with a ram's horn,

Me: Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme;

MaggyTallNShaggy: And sow it all over with one pepper corn,
And he shall be a true love of mine.
Tell him to shear it with a sickle of leather,

Me: Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme;

Maiiiiigaiiih: And bind it up with a peacock feather.
And he shall be a true love of mine.
Tell him to thrash it on yonder wall,

Me: Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme,

Magster: And never let one corn of it fall,
Then he shall be a true love of mine.
When he has done and finished his work.

Me: Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme:

Magatron: Oh, tell him to come and he'll have his shirt,
And he shall be a true love of mine

And I did too. But the damned trip took so long the greens wilted and the Alpo solidified. Scarborough never even let me through the door. Powerful nose she had.

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Created by: kertze

1/6/13 @ 2:38am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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