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As big as texas is always looking for a new texas friend
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Dang auto correct. Lol

As big as texas is always looking for a new texas friend




Any other female Texans looking for a partner for duo ? Quote

Any other female Texans looking for a partner for duo ?


Think this one maybe?



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Think this one maybe?






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As big as texas is always looking for a new texas friend





I am "close" to Texas .
I love cOOkies and rOOtbeer.
I am ONLY 100 years YOUNG and weigh @ 777 kg . [ I may weigh more or less . Only weighed 1 a year on cattle scales ]
I used to work here in the "BIG cOOkie" section

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Hello i am far from Texas but hi anyway!....and best of luck to u!.. Quote

. Texas .

I never had much luck with Texas; well, okay I had a form of luck but it was never a positive sort of experience (with one slight exception). The very first time I wandered into Texas serves (and should have been a sort of warning for my future catastrophes in that horrid patch of dirt) as the introduction ...

During one of those brief moments of my younger years (blah blah blah) I found myself trapped in New Mexico in a tiny ville on the flats; baked by sunlight, vast dry cotton fields of failure spread under the curved lens of clear blue glass skies (and yes, i remember licking you and you sucking on my toes). I wired a relative and after the fourth or fifth try got a response "Ticket waiting at counter(stop)"



The most memorable stop on the sixteen hour trip was Waco TX where I was required to leave aircraft 1142 and await the arrival and board flight 171; scheduled arrival time 03:00 HRS so I only had five hours of wait time. The airport's facilities were marvelous; a brick building the size of a Shell gas station, locked tight with a small desk and a single vending machine alight within, and miles of pitch black sky and black prairie surrounding me outside. Not a single human in sight; HEAVEN! The chain lightning began about 20 minutes into my laying on the ground with my bag poking into the base of my skull.

Then ... yep you knew how this was gonna go din't ya ... TORRENTS OF WATER TRUCKS DROPPING FROM THE SKY FOR FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES ... (blub.blub). Within seconds the entire prairie was an ankle deep mud puddle with my bag propped against the glass door of the 'airport' and me squatting on it.

When the airport 'operator' showed up 20 minutes before the arrival time for my flight he said only three words ... "Welcom' ta' Texass".

. TX .

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Hello i am far from Texas but hi anyway!....and best of luck to u!..



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I am "close" to Texas .
I love cOOkies and rOOtbeer.
I am ONLY 100 years YOUNG and weigh @ 777 kg . [ I may weigh more or less . Only weighed 1 a year on cattle scales ]
I used to work here in the "BIG cOOkie" section





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No reply to me due to age or weight or abuse of cOOkies and rOOtbeer ?




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hi hi hi hi . . . . .


No reply to me due to age or weight or abuse of cOOlies and rOOtbeer ?








cooLIES - there is nothing better and more dangerous as cooLIES Quote

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