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Female Performer Chat: Chuck Norris is my Hero
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trent.sucks
7/13/19 @ 1:01am
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Location: Fart Noise Poopland
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There is only one thing that I respect more than pornography….Chuck Norris, I have idolized this man since the day I was born. Chuck Norris could be a porn star, unfortunately the only person sexy enough to have sex with Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience
Big Foot claims he saw Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax just by pointing at her and saying "Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris' sperm can break through a condom, a birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers Offensive line to impregnate a woman.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, when he left they were just called "The Islands"
Oh and I forgot, Trent Sucks Quote
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience
Big Foot claims he saw Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax just by pointing at her and saying "Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris' sperm can break through a condom, a birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers Offensive line to impregnate a woman.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, when he left they were just called "The Islands"
Oh and I forgot, Trent Sucks Quote
