Hey What do you think i think there should be some sort of incentive gift for the models when they have been on a year or more for long service.
The powers to be at f4f should send a gift to the models when ever they reach a mile stone like been on here a year and if they keep going they should get a gift every yeat to show there appreciateion for there long service.
As the Models are the ones that make the sight what it is Quote

models do get gifts but flirt knows who works when and who doesnt so if a girl is on 1 time a month for a year i dont htink they count her anyways flirt gives gifts out to the girls the longer the better the gift i think Quote

That is cool Quote

i think flirt should give us gifts for long service too, they should know which of us go pvt on a daily basis and who s been here a while Quote

I think rewards should be VERY frequent the first year - few models stay here past 1 year

Give bigger and better gits with each year . I read a model got a nice brecelet from Tiffanys

Modle is the #1 reason all of us vist here , Treat the models like Queens and all are happier Quote

i think flirt should give us gifts for long service too, they should know which of us go pvt on a daily basis and who s been here a while


Hmmm, sounds like a bad idea to me.. ::cue daydream sequence...::

::A sunny day. Suburbia. London-ish. The camera pans in on a small brownstone house with a tiny well-kept garden. At the door we see Mrs. PaulyWally, bringing in the mail::

"Pauly! We got a package from America!" cried out Mrs. PaulyWally.

"What's that? From who?" answered back Pauly, quite indifferently.

Mrs. PaulyWally read the address on the customs form. Video Secrets. She tried to remember if she had signed up for any secret video club but couldn't remember. There was that sock-of-the-month knitting club that she had patiently awaited every month, she had been quite excited as the day neared and she was hopeful that today would be the day that the yarn came, complete with clever instructions to knit yellow banana split socks with tiny cherry pom-poms. But this was exciting too. It could be a complimentary gift subscription courtesy of Bestest Home & Garden magazine, to which she'd long been subscriber.

"Oh never mind that, I think it's a cooking video-of-the-month for me, dear!" Mrs. PaulyWally blurted as if to end the conversation and open some fantastic video altogether nonsexual and most prudent, like 'Morning Tea With Nanna' or 'Baking Biscuits with Barbara', only this was from America and they call biscuits cookies there, she cleverly reminded herself.

Meanwhile Pauly in the den was relieved that he could get a good thirty minutes private time while his wife busied herself with her video. To ensure a little more time, he called out, "Honey, would you mind making me a hot pot roast sandwich? And some freshly ground coffee, you know it's my favourite", smiling as he thought of the time it would take to grind and brew coffee, knowing there was no left-over pot roast and it would take at least another hour for the beef to cook. He quickly logged onto Flirt4Free, and seeing that Mistress Von der Hoore was on in the Dungeon/Slave category and had on a particularly tight vinyl bustier that she was noticeably spilling out of, he quickly bought time.

Ooh, the MasterCard and Diner's Club cards were already maxed out. What fun times those were. Hmm, there was still the Visa with a few hundred left before the limit. Pauly decided then and there that if there was some subscription fee he'd simply have to send his wife's cooking video back and cancel the subscription. Mistress Von der Hoore was out of private, this was his chance!

In the kitchen Mrs. PaulyWally found a rather large-ish knife (she kept these quite sharp as she fancied herself a great cook, and Pauly was always requesting some roast or casserole or something) and carefully sliced open the box. She set the knife, ominously sharp for this story, down on the cabinet and opened the box, digging into the packing peanuts when she felt something cold and metallic.. not a video..

Mrs. PaulyWally paused in disbelief as she pulled out the shiny golden two shafted metallic mounted DP Dildo with the small plaque on the base that read "PaulyWally, All-time Webcam Model Big Spender $100 000 Plus Club, Dungeon, fetish and bbw categories". She felt lightheaded, and wanted to sit down, when a tiny glimmer caught her eye from the bottom of the box. "This couldn't be any worse..." she thought, half believing herself with her heart in her throat. Then she pulled out of the box the silver-plated scrotum bust Lifetime Spender award -Shemale category: 1st Runner Up. Mrs. PaulyWally unconsciously felt for her carving knife.

The next day, a few miles from the house, police located Pauly's, umm, wally (?) in the grass. Surgeons were able to reattach although the doctor advised against hour long fests with Mistress Von der Hoore as he could blow a valve..



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Yeaaaah, I'm going to say Flirt could actually skip any awards they had planned to send me... Quote

The most beautiful gift models get here .. are you guys! Quote

Hmmm, sounds like a bad idea to me.. ::cue daydream sequence...::
::A sunny day. Suburbia. London-ish. The camera pans in on a small brownstone house with a tiny well-kept garden. At the door we see Mrs. PaulyWally, bringing in the mail::
"Pauly! We got a package from America!" cried out Mrs. PaulyWally.
"What's that? From who?" answered back Pauly, quite indifferently.
Mrs. PaulyWally read the address on the customs form. Video Secrets. She tried to remember if she had signed up for any secret video club but couldn't remember. There was that sock-of-the-month knitting club that she had patiently awaited every month, she had been quite excited as the day neared and she was hopeful that today would be the day that the yarn came, complete with clever instructions to knit yellow banana split socks with tiny cherry pom-poms. But this was exciting too. It could be a complimentary gift subscription courtesy of Bestest Home & Garden magazine, to which she'd long been subscriber.
"Oh never mind that, I think it's a cooking video-of-the-month for me, dear!" Mrs. PaulyWally blurted as if to end the conversation and open some fantastic video altogether nonsexual and most prudent, like 'Morning Tea With Nanna' or 'Baking Biscuits with Barbara', only this was from America and they call biscuits cookies there, she cleverly reminded herself.
Meanwhile Pauly in the den was relieved that he could get a good thirty minutes private time while his wife busied herself with her video. To ensure a little more time, he called out, "Honey, would you mind making me a hot pot roast sandwich? And some freshly ground coffee, you know it's my favourite", smiling as he thought of the time it would take to grind and brew coffee, knowing there was no left-over pot roast and it would take at least another hour for the beef to cook. He quickly logged onto Flirt4Free, and seeing that Mistress Von der Hoore was on in the Dungeon/Slave category and had on a particularly tight vinyl bustier that she was noticeably spilling out of, he quickly bought time.
Ooh, the MasterCard and Diner's Club cards were already maxed out. What fun times those were. Hmm, there was still the Visa with a few hundred left before the limit. Pauly decided then and there that if there was some subscription fee he'd simply have to send his wife's cooking video back and cancel the subscription. Mistress Von der Hoore was out of private, this was his chance!
In the kitchen Mrs. PaulyWally found a rather large-ish knife (she kept these quite sharp as she fancied herself a great cook, and Pauly was always requesting some roast or casserole or something) and carefully sliced open the box. She set the knife, ominously sharp for this story, down on the cabinet and opened the box, digging into the packing peanuts when she felt something cold and metallic.. not a video..
Mrs. PaulyWally paused in disbelief as she pulled out the shiny golden two shafted metallic mounted DP Dildo with the small plaque on the base that read "PaulyWally, All-time Webcam Model Big Spender $100 000 Plus Club, Dungeon, fetish and bbw categories". She felt lightheaded, and wanted to sit down, when a tiny glimmer caught her eye from the bottom of the box. "This couldn't be any worse..." she thought, half believing herself with her heart in her throat. Then she pulled out of the box the silver-plated scrotum bust Lifetime Spender award -Shemale category: 1st Runner Up. Mrs. PaulyWally unconsciously felt for her carving knife.
The next day, a few miles from the house, police located Pauly's, umm, wally (?) in the grass. Surgeons were able to reattach although the doctor advised against hour long fests with Mistress Von der Hoore as he could blow a valve..
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Yeaaaah, I'm going to say Flirt could actually skip any awards they had planned to send me...


Amicu has talked too much to Lorena Bobbit

Miss you Noamy . I see you more in forum [ at least I see your beautiful face when you reply ]

Presents for models - YES

Presents sent to members who will lose thier member - NEVER Quote

uhmm i dont have anything to hide... Quote

LMAO - that story was too damn funny!

Hrm, I've been here a year now and I never got anything... methinks I have to work more. Quote

Lol that made me laugh out laud, Amicu. Quote

great story,

almost felt the pain! Quote

Unless they started sending men in the mail... what's the point?? Quote

Amicu great post !!! LOL mmm dont u have a monthly journal in the Playboy I know i seen your writing before . Keep posting ,enjoy your humor Quote

models do get gifts but flirt knows who works when and who doesnt so if a girl is on 1 time a month for a year i dont htink they count her anyways flirt gives gifts out to the girls the longer the better the gift i think


lol Kendra this is new to me! since when??? Quote

Unless they started sending men in the mail... what's the point??


Some of the men here would volunteer and have a Pointy point Quote

LOL Great post had me in stiches from laughing so much. lol :D Quote

I'm pleased to announce that f4f has determined that after 6 months of your wonderful service, your grand prize for continuous employment is me. Quote

all i have 2 say is ........u r funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! i love ur stories Quote

O, BTW......, IF U FEEL LIKE WRITING MORE, PLZ FEEL FREE TO WRITE ME A GOOD FUCK LETTER, I LOVE THEM NGET OFF ON THEM B4 I GO 2 WORK EVERYDAY JUST 2 GET THE DAY STARTED! TY Quote