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Created by: dudley_do_ride

7/18/09 @ 1:15pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294

Ah good people, we have the good fortune here to experience the ideas and attitudes of many different cultures. To be enriched by all the variety that this wonderful world has to offer.

But is this enough? What about the other worlds out there waiting to be experienced? So in the interest of greater diversity, here is a fantasy from another world's perspective, the Red Lectroid point of view:

Lord Whorfin: John Bigbooty hava you got her?

Bigbooty: bigbooTAY!!! She is here.

Lord Whorfin: Silence! Or it willa be a verrry bad day for you. Taka her to the ... shock tower.

Patty: You'll never get away with this! Whoever... whatever... you are.

Lord Whorfin: Goooood. Gooooooooood. One with spirit. John Smallberries, get the Snot.

John YaYa: I have prepared your overthruster, Lord Whorfin. You may enter her any time now.

Lord Whorfin: heh heh heh goooood, goood. Banzai enters mountains. I will enter his girlfriend. Repeatedly.

Bigbooty: We have all the power from the YoYoDyne grid. The Truncheon Project will be delayed further.

Lord Whorfin: Fuck Truncheon and the horse it rode in on. More power to the tower! And get me the superfluid. Witha some magnetic... ah cooling ... we will be able to hold her in one... quantum... state!

hmmmm on second thought this is getting a little out of control. I think I will abort this idea before it is to late. I hope it doesn't lead to worse.





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Created by: dan_in_florida

7/18/09 @ 3:11pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Sunny South Florida - with a REALLY cool car :-)
Posts: 1,501

Jeez Dudley, you mean I'm not the only one who loved and still remembers Buckaroo Banzai? I'm not entirely sure that's even a good thing, but what the hell, it was fun movie in it's own weirdly original way. :thumbsup
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

7/18/09 @ 4:36pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294

Jeez Dudley, you mean I'm not the only one who loved and still remembers Buckaroo Banzai? I'm not entirely sure that's even a good thing, but what the hell, it was fun movie in it's own weirdly original way. :thumbsup


Yes Dan. I think we may be the last two. :orglaugh

It's a good thing, it's a good thing, don't worry. Buckaroo was a new kind of hero.

Lizardo was... well, Lizardo was what he was... And we loved it.

Jesu Cristu!!! Made ah my gangliaa ... TWITCH!!!
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