VOD #1403087
The Road Less Traveled by Poxy
Well here it is, my first iCum review, and holy CRAP what a hot session this was! Poxy is a hardcore punk band based out of Seattle with killer riffs and a back breaking, g-spot tickling, phenomenal orgasm creating beat. Combined with a few soft hand strokes of the clit this song makes for one helluva great orgasm! The guitar riffs on this song specifically make the iCum pulsate like no other song and sent serious vibrations through all of my extremities. This Road Less Traveled will definitely be traveled more frequently in the future and will be traveling everywhere with me...the gym, the train, the bus, the tattoo shop, the supermarket...mmmmmmmm gimme gimme gimme because I want some more!!
VOD #1403777
Ace of Spades by Motorhead
Born to Raise Hell by Motorhead
Lemmy Lemmy Lemmy...where for art thou Lemmy! As some of you already know, I'm completely in love with Motorhead. I have an Ace of Spades tattoo behind my ear and the beginnings of a Motorhead half sleeve with a Born to Raise Hell tattoo - so it's only necessary that we review my two favorite Motorhead songs

. As if I didn't love Lemmy enough already, there he goes surprising me again with massively orgasmic beats! I've heard them being called the loudest band in rock 'n' roll history...well, I'm sure that's true, but even more so they are DEFINITELY the loudest band that's ever been in my pussy!!! That probably came out wrong...I don't think I'd ever fuck Lemmy Kilmister if given the opportunity (if you ever read this Lemmy I'm sorry, but eww) - but the iCum has once again proven to be a slave to the hardcore rock 'n' roll! We started off the session with the most well known Motorhead song - the Ace of Spades. Do I like to gamble? Yes...and what a good idea to gamble it was! The best part of the song was definitely when the music stops - You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools, but that's the way I like it baby I don't wanna live forever!!! Well holy crap if that last line of the riff didn't make me want to live forever then nothing ever would! But this was just the beginning! Right after Ace of Spades ended my all time favorite Motorhead song came on - Born to Raise Hell. Now if you've heard this song you know that it starts out with just a bass drum beating. Wow....wowowowowowowowow!!! After the Ace of Spades I wasn't sure I could handle much more but this one just pushed me over the edge. This version of the song had been mixed with Ice-T - sexy as hell rapper turned actor (Law and Order SVU Detective Tutuola and artist of hit song in the 80s - I'm Your Pusher...yes, I own this on vinyl...does that make me a weirdo?). All I can say, this has completely justified my two Motorhead tattoos! In the name of Brendan Frasier in Airheads - who would win in a wrestling match - Lemmy or God? Trick question - Lemmy is God!!!!!
VOD #1404474
Blitzkrieg Bop by the Ramones
Maybe Baby by Buddy Holly
Starting off this session's review will be the ever popular, ever catchy, one of the forefathers of punk - the Ramones. Being originally from NJ and spending the majority of my teenage weekends at CBGBs (where the Ramones first got their start for those that don't know), I've always appreciated all of the music by the Ramones. I must admit, Blitzkrieg Bop was never my favorite song by them - not just because of it's immense popularity, but because they have soooo many fucking awesome songs that it's just hard to choose one (but I will choose a couple - my favorite Ramones songs are Cretin Hop and R.A.M.O.N.E.S.). I think the only thing that could have been better than this orgasmic experience would have been to have gone to a Ramones gig (when they were all still alive of course) and hooked up my iCum to the sound board for 60 songs in 60 minutes with 60 orgasms! Instead of Hey Ho Let's Go it should have been Hey Ho Let's Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! This one will definitely be going on my iCum playlist for the supermarket!! I wonder if I'll ever get any shopping done??
After getting verrrrry warmed up with the forefathers of punk we switched to one of the forefathers of rock 'n' roll (good transition, yes?) - Buddy Holly. Well if Buddy Holly didn't fuck me from the grave six ways to Sunday with Maybe Baby...holy crap! I grew up with rock 'n' roll in the house - I'm a huge fan of Eddie Cochran, Chuck Berry, Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee...all the Sun Records artists really (is it creepy that I have a lot of this on original vinyl as well? What's up with me and my record collection? Sheesh!). If only I had known before the orgasmic capabilities of these old rock stars. No wonder girls would line up outside the backstage doors for just a quick fuck with the rock 'n' roll legends! Goddamn, I wish I had a time machine! I mean I'm not a groupie or anything, but hey I'm convinced! This one may have been the best iCum experience so far! I'm not even sure that Lemmy could top this one...who knows...maybe it's time for a Buddy Holly tribute tattoo? Maybe Baby? FUCK ME BABY!!! Phenomenal, and HIGHLY recommended listening!!
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