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Created by: blonde_lover

2/28/09 @ 8:33pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: utah
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I am so thrill , my rookiee rating is gone and i am a regular :drinkup

. Is it 500 post and then u become a veteran ? What is the magic number for the grand puma ? 5000 :hitit

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Created by: lickyanice

2/28/09 @ 8:34pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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but seriously, has anyone seen the boy Johnsson?

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Created by: blonde_lover

2/28/09 @ 8:41pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: utah
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? what does a boy johnson has to do with the GRAND PUMA :smoking

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Created by: amicu

2/28/09 @ 9:38pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: In the F4F Archives, Sublevel 5, aisles 71-72
Posts: 1,088

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You're a forum rookie until you reach 50 posts.. so congratulations, you're now a forum regular on an adult website. You perv. :thumbsup

After 300 posts you become a forum veteran, but no one knows what's beyond veteran status. Suggs holds the lead currently at 1 154 posts, although he's still a veteran, with ourjeffie racking posts and rewards (put away the shiny new ass gremlin jeffie, no need to show off!) and quickly catching up at 831 posts. Brandon stopped singing last year at 815 posts, perhaps after working his way through the English language library of modern pop songs. LickaU is dancing his way past 551 posts as I speak with his eyes on catching up. StewieR's quiet and may have peaked at 542 while Purgatory's 459 lengthy novels were just approved for admittance into the Library of Congress. Neutrino's at 440 and yowzer made 438 posts (I think 437 of those came in the Skyhawk8 thread in the general chat...) while VIP Brad's left us with 423 posts, and not all of them to notify us that amicu's left nut should in fact be nominated for model of the week (though for the record it really should have won that week that Sheryl won but I won't hold grudges..). Pulse rounds out he top ten posters at 349, with the clinically unstable, wordy and potty-mouthed amicu unquietly and unashamedly (is that a word??) at a healthy number 11 with 320 posts. YEAH BABY, NUMBER 11. And you only get that way by dredging long forgotten e-mails about what happened to Gerty and writing hilarious replies about the boy Johnsson that get deleted (thanks Brad!). In my head, I'm a celebrity.

Anyway, do we reach grand poomba status at 1 500 posts? Who knows. Does amicu have better things to do than count forum posts? Probably not. Should he be getting help for this? Most likely yes. Does he enjoy answering his own questions in the form of an imaginary eight ball? Results hazy, please try again later. Unfortunately the models don't register a count but it's hard to look at the numbers with their sexy profile pics anyway so it all works out better for me in the end.

... so, umm, yeah, again, congratulations. I'm going to go count the number of squares per roll of toilet paper now.

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Created by: blonde_lover

2/28/09 @ 10:16pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: utah
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MMMM

well thank you for that great response on the question and now i have some thing to look forward in my life :winkwink

, the GRAND PUMA award and f4f should set a goal for that great award !!!
PEACE

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Created by: ladym

2/28/09 @ 10:29pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Connecticut, USA
Posts: 63

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amicu, it is a little disturbing to me that you know the number of posts that certain people have done. exactly how much time do you sped in these forums?

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Created by: lickau

2/28/09 @ 10:57pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
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If someone replies 1 time a day for 3 years - they have 1000 posts

I spend only 23 hours here in forums [bathroom calls at 95 3/4 years old unfortunately] :orglaugh

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Created by: amicu

2/28/09 @ 11:17pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: In the F4F Archives, Sublevel 5, aisles 71-72
Posts: 1,088

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amicu, it is a little disturbing to me that you know the number of posts that certain people have done. exactly how much time do you sped in these forums?

Hours. You're number 114, btw.

It did take about half an hour of free time. Somehow that was the best thing I could come up with to do. I should masturbate more or something....

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Created by: yowzer

3/2/09 @ 6:29pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: casa yowza
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That reminds me... whatever did happen in that skyhawk thread? I hope it's still going and everyone found love and happiness.

Brendon is still gone? Perhaps his dogs reported him for making the beautiful amore in front on the Brady Bunch. Or was it the Partridge Family? Or Leave it to Beaver?

I should post more. And allow the performers the benefit of my whimsy. :winkwink

Can performers (I thought they were called models or am I just behind the times here?) see into the VIP section? Or do they have to splash the cash to see what degenerates the VIPs are? They aren't really degenerates...well maybe Suggsy baby is :drinkup

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Created by: yowzer

3/2/09 @ 6:30pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: casa yowza
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I meant Brandon... not Brendon. No more skanky otters for me. :drinkup

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Created by: suggs

3/3/09 @ 3:02am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
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No more skanky otters for me. :drinkup

LOL Yowz forgot all abouth te infamous Skanky Otters :drinkup

And as for the degenerate remark - yup that describes me perfectly.

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Created by: yowzer

3/3/09 @ 4:24pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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And as for the degenerate remark - yup that describes me perfectly.

Takes one to know one... wait a second did I just call myself a degenerate too?

What happened to the skyhawk thread Suggs? Don't tell me it is no more! (well obviously do, if it is no more... it's not as if 300 odd posts in it were from me or anything
:smoking

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Created by: ozzieboy4u

3/6/09 @ 12:07am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Under Saphira's Bed with the wand
Posts: 3,075

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Woooohooooo i have finaly made it to a forum regular

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Created by: ourjeffie

3/6/09 @ 12:30am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Brisbane Australia, home of the 2032 Olympic Games
Posts: 45,964

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Congratulations ozzieboy4u :thumbsup

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Created by: amicu

3/6/09 @ 12:32am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: In the F4F Archives, Sublevel 5, aisles 71-72
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Woooohooooo i have finaly made it to a forum regular

ourjeffie, want to tell him what he wins after 700 posts?? :winkwink

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Created by: ozzieboy4u

3/6/09 @ 12:36am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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ourjeffie, want to tell him what he wins after 700 posts?? :winkwink

700 it was hard work trying to get 50 lol. :orglaugh

now your telling me i need 700 for the next level

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Created by: ourjeffie

3/6/09 @ 1:01am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Brisbane Australia, home of the 2032 Olympic Games
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it was hard work trying to get 50 lol now your telling me i need 700 for the next level
:twocents

amicu, obviously this boy has no ambition :winkwink

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Created by: ozzieboy4u

3/6/09 @ 1:29am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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amicu, obviously this boy has no ambition :winkwink

Ambition what is that lol :orglaugh

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Created by: ourjeffie

3/6/09 @ 2:14am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Brisbane Australia, home of the 2032 Olympic Games
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Ambition what is that lol

See what I mean, amicu?

Doesn't even know the meaning of the word

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Created by: amicu

3/6/09 @ 7:21pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: In the F4F Archives, Sublevel 5, aisles 71-72
Posts: 1,088

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700 it was hard work trying to get 50 lol. :orglaugh

now your telling me i need 700 for the next level

you'll get there... you just need incentives. This was from the general chat for the first to reach 1000 posts prize. Right now Suggs rocks this solo in front of the mirror four or five times a day, talking dirty to himself in the nude and asking, "who's the millenial poster? Yeah, unh, unh, yeah!"

(from a thread inquiry about what happened to the make-your-own-gelitine-dildo advert)

Quoted Message:
Never had anyone show any interest so we took that ad down. I always thought it would have been a cool idea, but I guess it just didn't have a wide enough appeal.
Brad

Yeah but you at least tested the product?

You had to test the product?!

Let's post it as a prize give-away!

FIRST TO POST TO 1000 GETS A LIMITED EDITION OF BRAD'S GUINEA PIG-ROUGH DRAFT-PRACTICE BATCH MADAME TAUSSAUD'S QUALITY COCKSMANSHIP RUBBERIZED ADMINISTRATOR "SCEPTER" !!

Suggs, I yield the floor to you

We better at least get the viral youtube vid of you wildly wielding Brad's Replica Wanker as a lightsaber, complete with slow motion bits and pursed lip sound effects.

::cut to Suggs, holding his new prize dildo at his own neck in character::

"Luke, I am your faaaatttthhhhheer! You can feel the power of the dick side, the Force is strong in this one!"

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