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Female Performer Chat: 9 things women say (decoded)

Created by: t34bag

9/3/09 @ 2:48am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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Created by: smile63

9/3/09 @ 2:53am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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not sure i would have posted this,hehe.i sense a bomb about to explode here.

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Created by: Carla Lopez

9/3/09 @ 3:33am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Created by: Pammie Girl

9/3/09 @ 3:36am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Nice Hot Male Statement to Randomly Met Chick: "So, I suppose a blow job out in the parking lot is outta the question?"
Meaning: "Please be the coolest girl like pammiegirl and actually suck me off in the parking lot"

Ohhh...wait this page is about women. haa haa...sorry...I'm a dude with a nice tight vaginally rejuevenated puss puss.
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pammiegirl :angel

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Created by: gdiddy

9/3/09 @ 3:40am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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"Those Three Little Words"

what she thinks they are: I Love You
what he thinks they are: Suck My Dick

:orglaugh

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Created by: gallodelcielo

9/3/09 @ 3:40am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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What a great post !!! :thumbsup

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Created by: Brintney James

9/3/09 @ 7:17am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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women give sex for "i love you."

men give "i love you." for sex.

and :bowdown

OMFG those are all funny as hell and TRUE.

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Created by: Erotic Robin

9/3/09 @ 10:19am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Oh my...... ya'll are paying attention when we talk huh...... I have to admit I am guilty of the Thanks a Lot!!

Kisses,
Robin

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Created by: Honey Brown

9/3/09 @ 10:40am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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oooop. Guilty as charged, funny as hell, working on new code words now :orglaugh

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Created by: purgatory

9/3/09 @ 1:50pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Created by: suggs

9/3/09 @ 1:52pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Well men say marriage is all about 3 rings

Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
Suffe-Ring

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Created by: Kat Phillips

9/3/09 @ 2:07pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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LMAO!!!!!!!!! :orglaugh

Not that I should be admitting this but I am guilty of every single one of those....with exception of number 2 It doesn't take me long to get ready and I have lived with men and there sports long enough to know never to interrupt a guy while watching sports.

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Created by: Brintney James

9/3/09 @ 2:34pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Well men say marriage is all about 3 rings
Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
Suffe-Ring

ok trying to get it...
what is suffe-ring?

oh shit!!! hahahaha i had to type it to understand... whoa.. whoops... hehehehehehe

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Created by: Jade Hope

9/3/09 @ 3:01pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Also #9 means that u have a bout 5 seconds to do it yourself before i do it or your going to be suffer-ring for days! :orglaugh

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Created by: lookin4t

9/3/09 @ 3:08pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Ohh.. no wonder I'm divorced. :orglaugh

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Created by: Krysalis

9/3/09 @ 3:19pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Awe how sweet!!!! you certainly know how to bring a tear to my eyes but you forgot one!

#10 the unquestionable stair of do you remember?............... such as an anniversary or birthday haha

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Created by: Robyn Ross

9/3/09 @ 4:08pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Yup, guilty as charge of woman-speak. Though normally I use this with my family, and you'd be surprised how many women miss these things.....

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Created by: Kalikatt

9/3/09 @ 5:41pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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lmao purgatory - that graph!! :orglaugh

men are so cute

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Created by: jimmyzzz

9/3/09 @ 6:45pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I thought women say "Babies are cute, men are...." :winkwink

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Created by: suggs

9/3/09 @ 6:51pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Well most of my Ex's say that men are like a babies daiper - both full of crap and need to be changed regularly

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