Yes here you go ladies and gents.
1 ) is it in?
2 ) that's it?
3 ) you've got to be kidding me.
4 ) (phone rings) hello? oh nothing and you?
5 ) do i have to pay for this?
6 ) do i have to call you tomorrow?
7 ) oh momma, momma!
8 ) oh dadda, dadda!
9 ) you look better in the dark.
10 ) this is much better than my last girl/boyfriend.
11 ) i thought that goes in the other hole....
12 ) don't tell my husband/wife.
13 ) you have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it).
14 ) this sucks.
15 ) can you finish now? i have a meeting...
16 ) i hope you don't expect a raise for this...
17 ) i think you might get the job for this.
18 ) damn! is that all you know what to do.
19 ) did i tell you, i have herpes?
20 ) now we must get married.
21 ) hurry up, the games about to start.
22 ) i'm hungry.
23 ) i'm thirsty.
24 ) zzzzzzzzzzzz.
25 ) are you trying to be funny?
26 ) can i have a ride home after this?
27 ) are those real?
28 ) by the way, i want to break up.
29 ) is that smell coming from you?
30 ) haven't you ever done this before?
31 ) wow!! i've never seen those before (then grope wildly).
32 ) do you know what some female spiders do after sex?
33 ) you're so much like your sister....
34 ) your mom's cute.
35 ) what's your name again?
36 ) do i have to be here in the morning?
37 ) a second time? i barely stayed awake the first time!
38 ) but you just started!!
39 ) you're about as good as a 9 year old, and i should know!!
40 ) don't touch that!!
41 ) can we order a pizza?
42 ) i think my dad is listening at the door.
43 ) smile for the camera, honey!!!
44 ) take off that damn monkey glove!!
45 ) get your hand out of there!!
46 ) i think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
47 ) i knew you wore a padded bra!!
48 ) cover me boys, i'm going in!!!
49 ) DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
50 ) Fire one!
51 ) God, that is small!!
52 ) hold on, let me change the channel...
53 ) who smells like fish?
54 ) is it o.k. if my mom (and/or dad) joins in?
55 ) your best-friend does it much better.
56 ) hope you don't mind i left my boots on.
57 ) hurry up, the motor's runnin'.
58 ) you're fogging up the wind-sheild.
59 ) can i borrow 5 pounds?
60 ) what the hell noise was that?!
61 ) stop moaning, you sound so stupid.
62 ) shut up, bitch! (worse if the girl says it)
63 ) you know, you're not really attractive.
64 ) i'm sorry, i was not listening.
65 ) what, oh yea, i love you too, now let me concentrate!!
66 ) stop interrupting me!!
67 ) i have to take a sh!t.
68 ) did i leave the iron on?
69 ) your breath is funky.
70 ) (start singing Green Day).
71 ) is it o.k. if i call someone, its o.k. though, keep going....
72 ) its ok honey, i can imagine that its bigger.
73 ) god i wish you were a real woman.
74 ) why can't you ever shave your legs?
75 ) by the way, when i drove over here, i ran over your dog....
76 ) oh susan, susan... i mean donna.... sh!t.
77 ) your breast milk is like my mom's....
78 ) you're hairy!!
79 ) your "happy trail" led me to a dead end.
80 ) is it o.k. if i never see you again?
81 ) did i forget to tell you i got worms from my cat?
82 ) don't make that face at me!
83 ) all of a sudden i have a headache.
84 ) you're boring.
85 ) i like your tits.
86 ) suck my d!ck, bitch.
87 ) how much do i owe you?
88 ) How come we each have a penis?
89 ) of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'l kill me!
90 ) your ass is hairy (the guy says this).
91 ) just use your finger, its bigger.
92 ) does your family have to watch?
93 ) we'll try again later when you can satisfy me too.
94 ) get off me, i'll do it myself!!!!
95 ) can you hold this sandwhich for me?
96 ) you're as soft as a sheep, inside and out.
97 ) the only reason i'm doing this is because i'm drunk.
98 ) my mom taught me this.....
99 ) how cute... peach fuzz!
100 ) Damn girl! my tits are bigger than your's!
101 ) should i ask why you're bleeding?
102 ) this is my pet rat, larry....
103 ) if you can't do it, i'll find someone else who can!
104 ) i haven't had this much sex since i was a hooker!
105 ) i was once a woman...
106 ) wanna see me take out my glass eye?
107 ) no i don't love your mind, i can't grab that!!
108 ) is it o.k. if i tell my friends about this?
109 ) i'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
110 ) you wanted me to use a condom?
111 ) you're no better than my brother!!
112 ) mooooo!!
113 ) Fire in the hole!!!
114 ) i wanna see how many quaters i can fit in there.
115 ) hurry up, i'm late for a date.
116 ) o.k. start...oh! that feels so... YOU'RE DONE??!!
117 ) you ever see basic instinct?
118 ) i'm out of condoms, can i use a sock?
119 ) don't squirm, you'll spill my beer.
120 ) Did i tell you where my cold sore came from?
121 ) you got boogies showing.
122 ) (start reciting the 10 commandments).
123 ) i think i just sh!t on your bed.
124 ) of course i don't love you.
125 ) let me spell it out for you, b-r-e-a-t-h m-i-n-t.
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