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Here are a few from my all TIME FAVORITE series ever....... BBC or American or smeggin' anything....(and I am a Texas girl)
Red Dwarf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKy8CzX4TEU
And coming in at # 2 - a lil Monty Python and the origin of Spam (see Erotic Robin's Recipes for cooking Spam-previous post)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM
and # 3 ........ A classic Are you Being served?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unmkX15AeN8
we can't forget ....... Mr. Bean (I think he might be a grey here.... hehehe)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4cmrMJul1g
yes here's a fave ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jvOTsi3i64
I have been busy with a few things and haven't been in the Treehouse much...... I miss it, all the great fun and everyone who plays and visits with me. I thought I would post a lil something to let ya'll know I was missin ya and to give ya'll some laffs, smiles and a little insight into some of the things I groove on. Hope ya'll enjoy I certainly did while putting it together. For all my forum friends if you have some faves or funnies from the BBC I would love to see em here.
Big kisses!
Robin
ps..... I will try to clear up some of these things that are keepin me soooooooo bz and hopefully be in the Treehouse on Monday some prolly bout 2 pm Treehouse time (central) ;)
I also absolutely love Red Dwarf, Monty Python, and Mr Bean, but Robin, if the subject is great fun stuff from the BBC, then you've simply GOTTA include Doctor Who
Not only one of the greatest and longest running shows in the history of television (it's been around in one form or another since 1963 and is about to transition into it's 11th lead actor...) but it's also one of the most fan-friendly shows ever, with almost as legendary a fan following as the better known Star Trek. I've actually helped run many of the show's fan festival events over the years, and am still close drinking-buddies with half the cast members Quote
Quickly loks away my complete Red Dwarf dvd collection ( 18 discs )
and the complete Monty Python set 16 discs containing
All 4 series 7 discs,
Holy Grail 2 disc,
Life of Brian 2 disc,
Meaning of Life 2 discs,
And Now For Something Completely Different 1 disc,
Hollywood bowl live
Best bits ( chose by the pythons)
t-shirt ( NEVER gonna be worn)
AND the big freebie
1 Inflatible Norweigan Blue Parrot ( Deceased )
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And the award for understaement of the year goes to UK_MARK with
Hopefully you've not seen the most recent Red Dwarf shambles that was Back To Earth//
It wasn't good
the recent 3 parter on Dave was at best a pile of total shit, mixing the story of Blade runner with the re-appearance of the Despair squid from Back to Reality.
Hate to say that the long wait since series 8 has not been kind to the crew of the Cromson one -- they are too old, fat and as for Rimmers hair !!
Not recording in front of an audience and relying on too much green screen instead of shaky sets - its lost its charm.
I for 1 will not be watching the rumoured new series 9 that Dave are supposed to be making.
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It is a prime, overriding duty to contact other lifeforms, exchange information, and, whenever possible, bring them home.
003
By joining Star Corps. each individual tacitly consents to give up his inalienable rights to life, liberty, and adequate toilet facilities.
005
The ship's computer may be replaced when its actions lead to the gross endangerment of personel.
147
Crew members are expressly forbidden from leaving their vessel except on production of a permit. Permits can only be issued by the Chief Navigation Officer, who is expressly forbidden from issuing them except on production of a permit.
169
States that in a emergency hologram situation, the holograms must be placed on a time share schedule.
195
Clearly states that in an emergency power situation, a hologrammatic crew member must lay down his life in order that the living crew members might survive.
312
All quarantine berths must provide minimum leisure activities.
349
Any officer found to have been slaughtered and replaced by a shape-changing chameleonic life form shall forfeit all pension rights.
497
A crew member must work to earn credits for food.
592
In an emergency situation involving two or more officers of equal rank, seniority will be granted to whichever officer can program a VCR.
595
Allows you to keep people in Quarantine for a period of 3 months, however if the people can use 699 to demand a re-screening after five days, if no trace of disease is found they can leave Quarantine.
597
One berth per registered crew member in Quarantine
699
A quarantined crew member can request a re-screening after a period no less than 5 days.
723
Terraformers are expressly forbidden from recreating Swindon.
997
Work done by an officer's doppleganger in a parallel universe cannot be claimed as overtime.
1694
During temporal disturbances, no questions shall be raised about any crew member whose time sheet shows him or her clocking off 187 years before he clocked on.
1742
No member of the Corps should ever report for active duty in a ginger toupee.
1743
No registered vessel should attempt to transverse an asteroid belt without deflectors.
5796
No officer above the rank of mess sergeant is permitted to go into combat with pierced nipples.
5797
A crew member is unable to enter the ship for the safety of the crew when in an area of chameleonic lifeforms.
7214
To preserve morale during long-haul missions, all male officers above the rank of First Technician must, during panto season, be ready to put on a dress and a pair of false breasts.
7713
The log must be kept up to date at all times with current service records, complete mission data, and a comprehensive and accurate list of all crew birthdays so that senior officers may avoid bitter and embarrassing silences when meeting in the corridor with subordinates who have not received a card.
34124
No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity.
43872
Suntans will be worn during off-duty hours only.
68250
A Rabbi shall sacrifice one or more chickens in an attempt to solve a crisis situation.
and now a video or 2
The Arnold Rimmer Experience
What a guy !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXYfnWRp1Q0
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I am soooooo very out Dwarfed by Suggs....!!!!! Oh my I thought I was bad spouting random Dwarfisms to my friends but I can not accurately name one smeggin directive. But the ginger toupee one was pretty close.!!!
Awwww thanks Lickau!! I appreciate it..... (took you long enough to take a peek y'know)
Oooooohhhhh and I am tonguetied myself..... finally Saphira was on during a time my eyes were open!!! She's so beautiful and sooooo sweet!!
And on another note..... hoping to rock the Treehouse maybe Thursday??!!! Anybody care to RSVP for the party??? There is a new view for the Treehouse!!
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