JESSE_JACOBS: THINGS YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ABOUT WOMAN - 10/11/09

Forums / Female Performer Chat

THINGS YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ABOUT WOMAN

Add to List

Add Reply

Forum Topics

Online Models

Natalie Star

Visit My Room

Joselin Rouse

Visit My Room

Natasha Smiith

Visit My Room

Hanna Evanss

Visit My Room

Female Performer Chat: THINGS YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ABOUT WOMAN

Created by: Jesse Jacobs

10/11/09 @ 3:12am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Report Abuse

Quote

Created by: suggs

10/11/09 @ 3:59am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

Report Abuse

This topic reminded me of a joke,

A bloke opens a bottle and out pops a genie. "I will grant you one wish he declares."

The bloke has a think and says "I've got relatives in Australia, but I haven't seen them for years 'cos I can't stand flying and I get seasick. Could you build me a motorway from the UK to Australia?"

The genie replies "Blimey that's asking rather a lot isn't there anything else you'd like to wish for?"

The bloke has another think and says "I've always wondered how a woman's mind works?"

The genie pauses then asks "Would you like a hard shoulder with that motorway?!"

** And yes I have jokes as bad as this for ALL occasions **

Quote

Created by: Roxy Rayne

10/11/09 @ 4:06am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Report Abuse

HAIR TIE OVERPOPULATION Why, oh, why, can't you create a single, central location for your hair ties and bobby pins?!? And why is there one on the handle of the microwave?"
FREAR OF SPIDERS BUT NOT HOT WAX Why are women so afraid of bugs but can regularly pour hot wax on their bodies and rip hair out by its roots?"
what do YOU not understand about woman =b

Well I have OCD so my hair tyes stay in pretty much their delegated areas
As for spiders if they have more hair than I have on my cho then HELL NO
Snakes I love ;)
Jesse I need you and I can't wait to Bang you

Quote

Created by: undies78

10/11/09 @ 8:08am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 12

Report Abuse

It's not just women, but I don't understand the whole "say one thing, but mean another thing" process.

"Yes, I just want to be friends - we can have fun together and have no worries!"

then a month later:

"Why don't you want to be my boyfriend? I thought you liked me."

Confusinggggggggg...just say what you mean!

lol

Quote

Created by: lickau

10/11/09 @ 8:11am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

Report Abuse

I am ready to write the novel of ALL I understand about female :

They are female
They change thier minds faster than we can
They are female

Being 96 + years old , I wanted to share ALL I know for now with the Juniors here :drinkup

Quote

Created by: stratos66

10/11/09 @ 10:44am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Fucking cars city

Report Abuse

0. The number of things men understand about women.

Quote

Created by: hfactor_

10/11/09 @ 11:02am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Hanging with the Princess
Posts: 1,102

Report Abuse

0. The number of things men understand about women.

Actually its -0

Quote

Created by: fozzzy

10/11/09 @ 11:27am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: In a state of confusion
Posts: 151

Report Abuse

The thing I understand about women, is that I understand nothing about women.

Quote

Created by: dubyabee

10/11/09 @ 11:52am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Path to Pearly Gates on Fantasy Island
Posts: 2,504

Report Abuse

I only know one thing that I will share.

When entering a parking lot and you are looking for a space and you see a woman get into a car to leave. Be patient my friends especially if she takes out a hair brush and lipstick. :bowdown

Quote

Created by: Gena Gold

10/11/09 @ 4:46pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Report Abuse

LOL I have exactly one hair tie and I always know where it is....I dont understand women and I AM ONE!!! LOL We are confusing little creatures...I think living with two men has helped me get past some of my stupid shit though...

Quote

Created by: d9itl8r

10/11/09 @ 5:35pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Practicing my Lotto 6/49 Happy Dance !
Posts: 3,143

Report Abuse

Tweezing of the eye brows in the car looking into that little mirror on the back of the sun visor before driving off. Especially after taking 2-3 hours in front of the BIG ASS well litted mirror in the bathroom!

WTF ???
:orglaugh

Quote

Created by: gdiddy

10/12/09 @ 2:52am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 1,812

Report Abuse

the only thing i truly understand about a woman is this: she may be wrong about something, but if you want to be happy in your life then you will tell her she is actually 'right'. i have no problem being 'wrong' all the time as long as it keeps her from turning into a psycho :orglaugh

Quote

Created by: d9itl8r

10/12/09 @ 9:53am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Practicing my Lotto 6/49 Happy Dance !
Posts: 3,143

Report Abuse

Why do women want their men's clothing colour to match theirs when you go out :winkwink

Check this out!

Quote

Created by: jeoff

10/12/09 @ 6:28pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Report Abuse

OMG ... rofl
been there

Quote

Created by: Loona

10/13/09 @ 1:19am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Report Abuse

About hair-ties...

Well.. I have the same problem buuut I found the reason :orglaugh

Once I was looking for one to tie my hair. Wandering around the house. Checking all usual places - bathroom, kitchen table, cupboards, heaters, couches... etc etc etc. Then I reminded about a closet next to my bed. Yeah! I always leave my hair-ties there before sleeping!! With wide grin and happy thoughts I rushed to bedroom. It was dark so I had to turn on the light. When I looked on the closet I saw... my cat - frozen like robber caught in mission (well, he was the one anyway) and with my hair-tie in his teeth. We were looking on eatch other like cowboys before shooting and then - like an acrobat - he jumped under the bed.

After few weeks I found "his own closets"... 50 hair-ties I found under my fridge, 39 under couch in living room, 120 under bathtube... and still finding! :-o

yeah yeah yeah, like typical woman I am changing the subject *rolling eyes*
:orglaugh

Quote

Created by: dubyabee

10/13/09 @ 11:38am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Path to Pearly Gates on Fantasy Island
Posts: 2,504

Report Abuse

About hair-ties...

Well.. I have the same problem buuut I found the reason :orglaugh

LOONA!!!

Quote

Created by: suggs

10/13/09 @ 12:48pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

Report Abuse

1 thing I will never understand about women

They endure pain of boob jobs, nose jobs, tummy tucks, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced tongues, ears, nipples, belly and clit. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines, armpits, lips and legs waxed but they wont take it up the arse as they say it HURTS!!

Quote

Created by: d9itl8r

10/13/09 @ 3:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Practicing my Lotto 6/49 Happy Dance !
Posts: 3,143

Report Abuse

Quote

Created by: Gena Gold

10/13/09 @ 10:15pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Report Abuse

I agrreeeee!!!!!!!

Quote

Created by: Saphira

10/14/09 @ 4:36am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Report Abuse

"1 thing I will never understand about women

They endure pain of boob jobs, nose jobs, tummy tucks, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced tongues, ears, nipples, belly and clit. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines, armpits, lips and legs waxed but they wont take it up the arse as they say it HURTS!!"

Ahh Suggsy, that may be true but here's a counter-question:

Does taking it up the arse make a girl more physically attractive?? :-P

Quote

Online Models

Natalie Star

Visit My Room

Joselin Rouse

Visit My Room

Natasha Smiith

Visit My Room

Hanna Evanss

Visit My Room

I'M OVER 18

Cam Girls

Gay Cams

Trans Cams

Amount:This is the tool tip for the Amount	(Be sure to send this exact amount)	Click to Copy the Address
Address:This is the tool tip for the Address		Click to Copy the Address

Forums / Female Performer Chat

THINGS YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ABOUT WOMAN

Add to List

Current Default Price:

50 Credits

Model Messages

Your Screen Name:

Notification Settings

Inbox

Sasha Elite

Recommended

Sasha Elite

All Models

Sasha Elite

Sasha Elite

Recommended

Sasha Elite

Suggested Usernames:

:

Amount:
Exchange Rate:
BTC Amount:
Network Cost:
Total to Send:

Member Login

Not a member?

New User Tutorial Video

Forums / Female Performer Chat

THINGS YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ABOUT WOMAN

Add to List

Current Default Price:

50 Credits

Model Messages

Your Screen Name:

Notification Settings

Inbox

Sasha Elite

Recommended

Sasha Elite

All Models

Sasha Elite

Sasha Elite

Recommended

Sasha Elite

Search For Customer

Set Custom Pricing For Specific Customers

Photo Preview

Set Price

Add Description

Collection Preview

Set Price

Add Description

Video Preview

Set Price

Add Description

Select Reason

I'M OVER 18

Need help? Report an Issue

Technical & Other Issues:

Drag and drop an image, or Browse images

Success

Suggested Usernames:

: