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(las vegas, nv) - with the recent announcement that one of flirt 4 free's premiere models, KIMEE, will be relocating to the las vegas area early next year, the following news was almost inevitable. gdiddy enterprises today broke ground on what is sure to be one of the premiere attractions in las vegas. the HORNYVILLE RESORT & CASINO is going to be the first of its kind anywhere in the world. in addition to providing over 80,000 new hotel rooms, the resort will feature the following one of a kind amenities for its guests:

** four story casino which will include the HORNYVILLE HILLS slot machine in which you light up each letter of the HORNYVILLE sign to get a free night in the resort; the top floor will be decorated in red, white and blue in honor of the detroit pistons, while the third floor will be blue and gold to support the san diego chargers and michigan wolverines
** cam-2-cam technology already installed in every single room of the hotel with 120 free credits to everyone who stays for the night
** a main KIMEE (sitting back, legs spread and squirting) shaped swimming pool with the silhouette of her squirts making up the hot tub's and additional pools
** SQUIRT - the hottest nightclub in the world, serving every flavor of vodka on the planet! every friday night KIMEE will host the party live with DJ GDIDDY spinning today's hottest hits
** 10 of the most elegant presidential suites, named after each letter of HORNYVILLE
** the premiere adult toy shop featuring every toy ever made and the brand new exact replica, life-like KIMEE doll
** nude private beach and 200 small cabana's so that anyone on the beach can go pvt whenever they want
** the worlds largest collection of super absorbent towels
** 25,000 seat basketball stadium which will host the NBA all star game every year
** a private airport so VIP's can be flown in and out at their leisure; each jet contains cam-2-cam technology for mile high pvts


"we're hoping to have all the work done by january," president and ceo gdiddy said. "we know it's a daunting task, but we've got over 10,000 construction workers going 24 hrs a day until it's done."
it's a tough build, that's for sure, but when it opens it will become the place everyone is going to want to visit; and it will be the most pleasurable resort for sure! gdiddy said that it will cost just over 268.7 million credits to build but will be paid off within just a few short years. gdiddy summed it in his closing statement: "it's an exciting step in the development of gdiddy enterprises and we're hoping everyone is going to enjoy visiting it as much as we enjoyed creating it!" stay tuned for more updates as we grow nearer to the grand opening! Quote

diddy - LOVE IT!

Keep us posted about this exciting news as the project progresses. I do have some skills that can be useful in developing this facility that will change the Las Vegas landscape.
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I want in on this!! Just let me know what I can do to help.

I just will not be a housekeeper And good luck finding them. Quote

If ya want the resort to be open by Jan theres only 1 man for the job 'B' Quote

-b- will need to fill out an application with the head of our HR dept, cameron knight. Quote

Lol lol lol I freaking love it diddy. You the best. Cant wait for it to open. You guys are gonna love my new pad. Quote

Hahahahaha Gret, and yes i mean GRET. LOL you make me laugh Quote

see you all tomorrow Quote

see you all tomorrow



YYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!! Quote

well if you hire 'B' hire these 3 as well --
Ty Pennington,
Tim 'Toolman' Taylor,
Bob the Builder

and make the Awesome Foursome of the construction world Quote

see you all tomorrow



I want to apply to HORNYVILLE RESORT & CASINO - but other than cOOkie eater and taster , I have no real skills

wOOOOOOOOOOOhOOOOOOOOO HORNYVILLE RESORT & CASINO Quote

(las vegas) - GDIDDY ENTERPRISES announced today that they are accepting applications for numerous positions at the soon to be finished HORNYVILLE RESORT & CASINO. gdiddy said that if you have a job title you'd like to leave your name and creative job title with description in the forum for consideration. the most creative positions will get the job while the lame ones will be given the job title of housekeeper/pvt cleaner upper! Quote

Adds name to applications list

Dr Suggs.

Fully qualified doctor looking to move into private medicine -- I aim to specialise in recto-vaginal insertion ailments. I am always on call 26 hours a day 8 days a week. My aim in life to to make all my patients happy. Quote