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Female Performer Chat: Forum Timewasters - The Monkey Strikes Back
SlVlASl-l
Created by: slvlasl-l

3/15/10 @ 7:34pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 790

lol. i crack me up. :orglaugh
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paperpunch09
Created by: paperpunch09

3/15/10 @ 10:31pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: USA
Posts: 3,146

Hehe your a funny lil monkey

A good guy all around nonetheless from what I read in forum.

:thumbsup
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Sara Lynn
Created by: Sara Lynn

3/15/10 @ 10:58pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

lol. i crack me up. :orglaugh



haha... yeah... you crack me up too... and l could think of a couple of posters that could be on this list.. but hush up..








kisses on yer monkey bits..
xox
SL
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Isabella Mendez
Created by: Isabella Mendez

3/16/10 @ 1:42am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

:drinkup :drinkup :drinkup CHEERS! :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup
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Novio
Created by: Novio

3/16/10 @ 11:15am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Every monkey needs a good spanking now & then... :jerkoff
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Created by: alberich

3/16/10 @ 12:32pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: breaking in, shaping up, then checking out
Posts: 970

Shock the monkey to life
Shock the monkey to life

Cover me when I run
Cover me through the fire
Something knocked me out' the trees
Now I'm on my knees
Cover me, darling please
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don't you know when you're going to shock the monkey

Fox the fox
Rat the rat
You can ape the ape
I know about that
There is one thing you must be sure of
I can't take any more
Darling, don't you monkey with the monkey
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey

Wheels keep turning
Something's burning
Don't like it but I guess I'm learning

Shock! - watch the monkey get hurt, monkey

Cover me, when I sleep
Cover me, when I breathe
You throw your pearls before the swine
Make the monkey blind
Cover me, darling please
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey

Too much at stake
Ground beneath me shake
And the news is breaking

Shock! - watch the monkey get hurt, monkey

Shock the monkey
Shock the monkey
Shock the monkey to life


:hitit :guitar :hitit
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SlVlASl-l
Created by: slvlasl-l

3/23/10 @ 4:18pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 790

ah hem *cough cough*

so, i was a lil ahead of my time but still..

this one goes out to all those who wanna waste valuable cyberspace bickering over who's got more testosterone, to all those who wanna limit the availability of their model praise to a select few, to those who are cheated by the system and want to use not one but every thread as their personal mailbox, to those who want to criticize what others want to post in the forums

there are people here who have posted thousands of comments...1000s... chances are what you want to say has already been said, feel free to browse the forum and maybe even search for an already started thread on the topic you wanna speak on before you post...

if you like a model or 10, and you want every one else to know how much, take 2 seconds to search for a thread dedicated to her, then try elaborating a little bit on why, the women here are more than tits and ass and while the chat rooms are full of requests for such, the ladies might actually appreciate some public acknowledgement of the other reasons they are visited on the regular. you may actually encourage more to visit her because there might be someone else out there who is fond of the same attributes as you, that way you can sit in her room while she is behind the curtain many more times than she was before and wonder if its ok to talk to the others who have already bolted for the next best thing..

if your looking for something that is within the guidelines of the site that you can't seem to find, and you want it to be public inquiry ... plaster it on up, go ahead and use the forums as a community bulletin board to proclaim your desire for a busty brunette that likes automated teller machines or your need to whammy your hammy on your cammy for a very special duo. it is thought that many believe this was the original intent of these forum.

once you post something, its here forever, unless Nubia or Craig or Brad or the Others deem it too stupid to be, so before you press the 'post your reply' button make sure you aren't gonna feel like an ass or a hypocrite or a jerk when the feeling you're having at that moment subsides.

and now at long last my top 10 models..:

:drinkup
:guitar
:thumbsup
:winkwink
:smoking
:orglaugh
:bowdown
:hitit
:)
:evil

((now how do you think :party, :angel and :jerkoff feel?? ))
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Brintney James
Created by: Brintney James

3/23/10 @ 4:36pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

ah hem *cough cough*

and now at long last my top 10 models..:

:drinkup
:guitar
:thumbsup
:winkwink
:smoking
:orglaugh
:bowdown
:hitit
:)
:evil

((now how do you think :party, :angel and :jerkoff feel?? ))



WELL SAID
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dwebyvondork
Created by: dwebyvondork

3/23/10 @ 7:55pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Readying the sails
Posts: 157

ah hem *cough cough*

so, i was a lil ahead of my time but still..

this one goes out to all those who wanna waste valuable cyberspace bickering over who's got more testosterone, to all those who wanna limit the availability of their model praise to a select few, to those who are cheated by the system and want to use not one but every thread as their personal mailbox, to those who want to criticize what others want to post in the forums

there are people here who have posted thousands of comments...1000s... chances are what you want to say has already been said, feel free to browse the forum and maybe even search for an already started thread on the topic you wanna speak on before you post...

if you like a model or 10, and you want every one else to know how much, take 2 seconds to search for a thread dedicated to her, then try elaborating a little bit on why, the women here are more than tits and ass and while the chat rooms are full of requests for such, the ladies might actually appreciate some public acknowledgement of the other reasons they are visited on the regular. you may actually encourage more to visit her because there might be someone else out there who is fond of the same attributes as you, that way you can sit in her room while she is behind the curtain many more times than she was before and wonder if its ok to talk to the others who have already bolted for the next best thing..

if your looking for something that is within the guidelines of the site that you can't seem to find, and you want it to be public inquiry ... plaster it on up, go ahead and use the forums as a community bulletin board to proclaim your desire for a busty brunette that likes automated teller machines or your need to whammy your hammy on your cammy for a very special duo. it is thought that many believe this was the original intent of these forum.

once you post something, its here forever, unless Nubia or Craig or Brad or the Others deem it too stupid to be, so before you press the 'post your reply' button make sure you aren't gonna feel like an ass or a hypocrite or a jerk when the feeling you're having at that moment subsides.

and now at long last my top 10 models..:

:drinkup
:guitar
:thumbsup
:winkwink
:smoking
:orglaugh
:bowdown
:hitit
:)
:evil

((now how do you think :party, :angel and :jerkoff feel?? ))



A wise man once said......It is better to say nothing and look like a fool than to open your mouth and confirm it!!
:orglaugh :drinkup
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Created by: alberich

3/23/10 @ 8:07pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: breaking in, shaping up, then checking out
Posts: 970

((now how do you think :party, :angel and :jerkoff feel?? ))



:helpme
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Created by: lickau

3/24/10 @ 3:10am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

My top 5 models EVER :drinkup

1 - Female models
2 - Female models with cOOkies
3 - Female models with clOthes
4 - Female models with rOOt beer
5 - Female models with beer or whiskey or or or .......


Will this post qualify me to the list ? :orglaugh
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