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A Letter To Jessie James


You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?


How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.


She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.


Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named "America's Sweetheart."

You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were porkin� away.

You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated asshole cheater on the planet!

How can you live with yourself!

I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of shit that you are:

Thanks for taking the heat off of me.

Let�s do lunch.


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Gilroy police: Canadian military man rode 3,000 miles to have sex with teen girl

A Canadian military man who police say rode his motorcycle about 3,000 miles to have sex with a 17-year-old Gilroy girl was arrested Sunday night when he showed up at her home.
Michael DeBruyn, 24, a member of the Canadian Armed Forces, was arrested at about 7:15 p.m. after the girl's parents called police, according to Gilroy police Sgt. Wes Stanford.
DeBruyn, who lives in Wallaceburg, Ontario and was on military leave, had been exchanging sexually graphic text messages and photos with the girl for the past two months, according to police.
DeBruyn was arrested for suspicion of sending or possession of obscene matter depicting minors, contact of minor with intent to commit sexual offense and annoying and/or molesting a child under 18, according to police. DeBruyn was also found to be in possession of child pornography, according to police.
DeBruyn is in Santa Clara County jail on a immigration hold, according to Stanford, adding that in addition to criminal charges in California, he faces possible action by the Canadian military.
Based on their preliminary investigation, police say DeBruyn has exchanged sexually graphic text messages and photos with the girl for approximately the past two months. DeBruyn first met the girl about four years ago through an online social networking site but lost contact with her, Stanford said.
The two reconnected online and began exchanging messages, according to Stanford. During the past
few months, the material became more explicit, Stanford said.
DeBruyn told the girl he was coming out to visit her.
"I don't think she believed him" when he told her about his planned visit, Stanford said.
DeBruyn contacted the girl Saturday. She informed her parents, who met with DeBruyn and told him to leave, according to Stanford. But he showed up at the girl's house again Sunday. Police were called, and he was arrested.
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2930605/Learner-driver-hits-the-roof.html

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2930605/Learner-driver-hits-the-roof.html






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"The girl kept saying she couldn't believe it and that it was only her second lesson.

"She was understandably quite shocked. The instructor was more like 'c'est la vie, accidents happen'."



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World Survey SO TRUE



NEW WORLD SURVEY


Last month a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:-

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world ?"


The survey was a huge failure because of the following:

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

And in Canada they hung up because they couldn't understand the researcher's Indian accent !!!

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