I kinda like that the site went with the Earth Day thing and altered the logo for the day. Way to promote environmental awareness, F4F.
On this day we also remember the massive spill in a model's room some four years ago when the Sexxon Valdez hit juuuust the right spot and the whole bedsheet and probably half of the coastline was drenched. Clean-up crews are still trying to salvage the sheets and save poor helpless dildos caught up in the slick to this day.
We turn our attention to the threat of global warming, which is single handedly (right handedly actually, for most of us) attributed to the heat being caused by friction, caused by incessant masturbation while in many of the models' rooms. Scientists everywhere predict pants levels to rise as they anticipate more duo shows, members are encouraged to drink lots of fluids and bring an emergency kit and two weeks supply of food, in case they max out their credit cards and have to survive to the next paycheck.
Those concerned about the plight of the giant panda and their reluctance to mate can rest assured, after playing two hours straight of VODs they're fucking everything in sight. Crisis averted. If you'll excuse I have to pre-screen more videos as we hope to repeat the results with gorillas and polar bears.
Don't fret, for those concerned with waste and the amount we're producing, I'm sure this post is made from 100 percent recycled rubbish AND biodegradable too
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