User status
GET YOUR DEALS HERE LIMITED TIME OFFERS!
  • Please update your payment method to a card to enable the credit streak rewards.
  • We have a limited number of special packages per hour.

    Please check back in a few minutes or when you see this tab change color.

    Enjoy VIP treatment in chat rooms, discounts on products and unlimited access to your recorded shows.
    CREDITS
    credits FREE!
    VIP
    30 Day Membership
    Only 1 remaining!
    // VIP ONLY //
FREE CREDITS!
0
Create Free Account
CONGRATULATIONS!
LIFETIME STATUS INCREASED!
Your Status has moved up from “REGULAR” to ...
SUPERSTAR
X
CONGRATULATIONS!
CURRENT LEVEL INCREASED!
LEVEL
X
X
Free VOD Passes

You have free video passes available! Use them before they expire.

Redeem your pass during the video purchase process by selecting Free Pass.

Go to Videos now.

Processing your request ...
Please wait while we attempt to process your request.
X
Process Failed
We were unable to process your request. Please try again.

Forums / Female Performer Chat

Farvorite Euphemisms
More Actions

Add to List

X

Select a list to add

Item was successfully added to this list

No list available

Add to List
Add Reply
Female Performer Chat: Farvorite Euphemisms
Chelsey Eden
Created by: Chelsey Eden

3/31/09 @ 11:11am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

What's your favorite euphemisms for your naughty bits?

I think my faves from my guys are "Theatre Curtians" and "Heaven" :angel

One of my guys that loves my plump pussy lips laughed when i called them "Labias Flabias"

for some reason i'm not too keep on "brown starfish" i'd much rather be direct and call it my asshole! :evil

i'm not very creative when it comes to cocks, only once i see them do they get a cock nickname. so when i cam2cam then it's usually "OMG!"
Quote
merc56
Created by: merc56

3/31/09 @ 9:57pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Minnesota, USA

I'm just too shy to talk about the pink kitty or the twins.

Have fun...Merc
Quote
_
Created by: _

3/31/09 @ 11:35pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Netherland

I usually refer to it as my little doggie :)

And I have too walk doggie frequently :jerkoff
Quote
Tiffany Dove
Created by: Tiffany Dove

4/1/09 @ 12:30am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

I think the word theater curtains is very erotic.

Quote
Created by: lickau

4/1/09 @ 5:47am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I am from Northern Midwest in the US originally
I traveled and worked a lot in different Countries and states in US

1 phrase that I heard many times in Texas that always made me laugh too loud and hard was
"Bumping Uglies" :bowdown :bowdown :bowdown

:orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh

I have heard many names for sexual parts
1 professional could not use words like Penis or Vagina
She calls them Wangledary and Putanary :orglaugh [Spelling may be off - she only says them]
It is so cute to see a grown woman use non - professional names :guitar

:drinkup :drinkup :drinkup :drinkup
Quote
dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

4/1/09 @ 8:32am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294

From some songs:

Getting out my pitchfork, poking your hay. Ploughing through your bean field.

Talk about mud flaps, my babe's got em. Cushion. My babe fits me like a flesh tuxedo, gonna sink her with my pink torpedo. Bundt cakes.

She pulled out my Jim Beam and to her surprise, it was every bit as hard as my Canadian Club

You gonna walk a mile for a camel ? Depends upon what you are packin' regular or king sized.


So nooooooooooww what you got to say? Bayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybahhhh!!!!!!!!

Quote
Bill43
Created by: bill43

4/1/09 @ 11:49am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 18

Well, if we're going to quote songs, then you need to include Monty Python's "The Penis Song":

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Quote
Created by: lickau

4/1/09 @ 4:18pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

Tube Snake Boogie lyrics

I got a girl she lives cross town,
She's the one that really gets down.
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Well now boogie little baby,
Boogie woogie all night long.

I got a girl she lives on the block,
She kinda funky with her pink and black socks.
She likes to boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Well now boogie woogie baby,
Boogie woogie all night long.

I got a girl, she lives on the hill.
She won't do it but her sister will,
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Well now boogie little baby,
Boogie woogie all night long.
Blow your top blow your top blow your top.



She's got the TUBE ; He's got the SNAKE :evil
Quote
Brodi
Created by: Brodi

4/1/09 @ 5:37pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

From some songs:
Getting out my pitchfork, poking your hay. Ploughing through your bean field.
Talk about mud flaps, my babe's got em. Cushion. My babe fits me like a flesh tuxedo, gonna sink her with my pink torpedo. Bundt cakes.


ha! i love the spinal tap references - they rock so awesome! i once sang "sex farm" in a private karaoke room - a big hit indeed. though i couldn't help but chuckle through the "sniffing at your feedbag" part.
Quote
dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

4/1/09 @ 9:47pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,294

ha! i love the spinal tap references - they rock so awesome! i once sang "sex farm" in a private karaoke room - a big hit indeed. though i couldn't help but chuckle through the "sniffing at your feedbag" part.


Cool. : ) A really passionate 'Sex Farm' is a must for any budding idol.

And you haven't lived until you've seen Stonehenge live. :winkwink
Quote
✕

Current Default Price:

50 Credits

Save

Model Messages

Your Screen Name:
Register to message
VIP credits: VIP members receive 100 bonus DM credits each month. These credits do not carry over to the following month.

Notification Settings

Open/close recents and search.

    Inbox

  • Sasha Elite
    2 h ago
    Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet dolor elips
    • Block The Model
    • Unblock The Model
    • Delete History
  • No results

    All Models

  • Sasha Elite
  • No results
    0 unread
    0 messages
  • Sasha Elite
    2 h ago
    Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet dolor elips
    • Block The Model
    • Unblock The Model
    • Delete History
  • Inbox is empty
  • No results
Reconnect

Connection Interrupted Try To Refresh The Page

Eva Sin Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consetetur sadipscing elitr, sed diam nonumy eirmod tempor invidunt ut labore et.
Johny123 Stet clita kasd gubergren, no sea takimata sanctus est.
— Admin Message — Stet clita kasd gubergren, no sea takimata sanctus est.
— AdBlock Detected — Attention AdBlock/AdBlock Plus User: There is a known compatibility issue between this adblocker and DM+ connections. If you cannot connect to DM+, we recommend disabling AdBlock/AdBlock Plus, or switching to an alternative ad blocker for an improved experience. Thank you for your cooperation!
— System Message — This model charges 10 credits. The model's has recently updated their pricing. Do you still want to send this message at this new price?
— Admin Message — Stet clita kasd gubergren, no sea takimata sanctus est. Try Again
Eva Sin
See Photo
Unlock Photo 10 Credits
Johny123
Eva Sin
Unlock Collection See Collection
Unlock Collection 10 Credits
Johny123
Eva Sin
See Video
Unlock Video 10 Credits
Johny123
Eva Sin
See Audio
Unlock Audio Message 10 Credits
Johny123
Reconnect

Connection Interrupted Try To Refresh The Page

Want more emojis?
  1. Click the "Send a message..." area
  2. Right-click current area
  3. Select "Emoji" or "Emoji & Symbols"
  1. Click the "Send a message..." area
  2. Open "Edit" menu
  3. Select "Emoji & Symbols" (^⌘SPACE)
This model charges 10 credits
Exciting New Feature! Share Video with the models you love!
Customer Service Help
Chat
Limited Time Offer! Don’t Miss Out! Last Chance!
240Free Credits
Tip models or start a private show
Play games like spin the wheel
Send DM’s to models, even if they are offline
Use credits to earn points for special rewards
Access group, members only, and party shows
10:00
Claim Your Bonus

ALERT: Upgrade your browser

We are no longer supporting this browser.

You are currently using Safari version 9 (2015) or earlier, which will have problems with our players. We will no longer be supporting Safari version 9, please upgrade to Chrome, Edge or FireFox. If you have further questions please see Customer Support.

You are currently using Internet Explorer 11 (2013) or earlier, which will have problems with our players. We will no longer be supporting Explorer 11, please upgrade to Chrome, Edge or FireFox If you have further questions please see Customer Support

CREDITS FREE
120

FREE CREDITS

Credits
VIP STATUS
Instant Full Access
Gold VIP Font
Up to 10 Reserved Nicknames
Email performers with attachments
Largest Private Video Preview
Turn Off Free Users Chat (No Gray Users)
Access to VIP Forums
Free Unlimited Access to Your Own Recorded Shows
Free 150 Daily Videos Available for 7 Days
Free 1 Hour Feature Shows and access to Archives
Free Access to Adult Star Video Archive
Free Access to Model Photo Galleries
VIP
30
Day
Membership
PLUS
150
CREDITS FREE!
PASS
90 CREDITS
FREE CREDITS
$10
120

FREE CREDITS

Change Product
Instant Full Access
Gold VIP Font
Up to 10 Reserved Nicknames
Email performers with attachments
Largest Private Video Preview
Turn Off Free Users Chat (No Gray Users)
Access to VIP Forums
Free Unlimited Access to Your Own Recorded Shows
Free 150 Daily Videos Available for 7 Days
Free 1 Hour Feature Shows and access to Archivess
Free Access to Adult Star Video Archive
Free Access to Model Photo Galleries
VIP 30 Days of Membership
30
Day
Membership
PLUS
150
CREDITS FREE!
$39.95*
Change Product
PASS
$39.95*
Change Product
Card Verification(CVV2)
The CVV2 number is a special number printed on your credit card and provides extra fraud protection.
Complete Purchase
Unlimited Free Chat Engage with models without time limits.
Emoticons in Chat Add fun to your conversations.
Favorite Models Keep track of your favorite performers.
Exclusive Forums Join and connect with the community.
Premium Models Chat with the world's hottest models.
Create Account
X
Suggested Usernames:
Generate random username
By signing up I confirm that I am 18-years old or older, that I have reviewed and agree with the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy, and agree to receive emails.
Unlimited Free Chat Engage with models without time limits.
Favorite Models Keep track of your favorite performers.
Premium Models Chat with the world's hottest models.
Emoticons in Chat Add fun to your conversations.
Exclusive Forums Join and connect with the community.
Choose Screen Name
X
:
Generate random username