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Created by: imacumluvr

6/23/13 @ 1:29am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I was doing some pretty heavy anal play with a couple, and one whispered something to the other (it also had some bondage involved). His ass was high in the air. When he whispered it, the topping model withdrew his finger and kind of moved back. The model on the bottom passed a little gas. Then, he started to laugh...and as he laughed...he kept passing gas. And, as you might imagined, given the pose he was in and the presence of lube it made a really funny sound. Sorry to be crude, but it was hilarious.
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BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG !! When I read this, I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself !!

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Created by: brett025

6/23/13 @ 2:41am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG !! When I read this, I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself !!

I think this is the best new forum thread of the year!!!

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Created by: forgottenclone

6/23/13 @ 8:56am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Created by: Zac Zeek

6/23/13 @ 12:49pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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This one is relatively safe since the performer has since "retired"...

One time during an intense private with a VERY dominant, VERY masculine, VERY well-endowed and VERY GAY model's room he got ambushed by a hoard of boisterous female dinner guests who showed up a hour earlier than expected.

While he was still on camera you could hear them in the background chatting away closer and closer. I remember him mentioning briefly that the bedroom door was locked but alas, it wasn't and then suddenly the eardrum-piercing squealing in mass unison upon discovering him naked in the middle of a "performance".

For the next few minutes he decided to try to put up a heroic attempt at remaining "in character" while I was snickering away at the heckling being made from the watching peanut gallery. We finally all ended up in tears from the laughing fits.

So fricking funny. The look on his face when the door opened??? OMFG PRICELESS!!! But like a true professional the show went on for a much larger unexpected audience.

I've watched that private show dozens of times now and it never fails to make me laugh outloud everytime I watch it.

FUCK YA BRETT! LOLZ

There was a thread similar to this but i think it was in the Studio/Performer Forums & quite frankly i dont want to hear about what some girls think is funny more interested in guys DUH!

I did not witness this but there was a studio posting a few months ago about a male performer was watching a female performer... EW EW EW EW she was riding a dildo EW EW EEW EW on glass & the glass broke . Two days later the male performer tried it... his glass broke he fell back n dildo just went poof & had a ***Scared/Frightened look up on his face*** i also read he didnt move for about 10 minutes

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Created by: Zac Zeek

6/23/13 @ 12:53pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Also a few fellow Poodles & Friends/ "Fans" may remember Super Bowl night...

No names but this cute poodle decided to learn how to ride a dildo

After Lube a crazy chant of do it and a lil liq courage this poodle put those balls to the wall & attempted to ride it

the dildo went to fall off the wall & the poor poodle tried grabbing it and pushed all 6.5 x 5 up in his booty the poodle folded over and laid fetal and then started running around....

Cough
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I recall that vividly.

:::incessant evil giggling while also smugly remembering how a certain moodle got a duct tape phobia:: :evil

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Created by: phil_usa

6/23/13 @ 12:59pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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...I was with a model who was just starting to cum when his Mom walked into his room!!! It was kinda funny to me and to him after she left quickly!!!!

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Created by: Mhiguel Anghel

6/24/13 @ 12:24pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Remember, male4622, when a particular colombian model was sitting on a chair and suddenly the chair gave out under his "weight"? Lol - Now yuo see him - now you don't!!! It was hilarious.

lol

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Created by: male4622

6/24/13 @ 4:22pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Remember, male4622, when a particular colombian model was sitting on a chair and suddenly the chair gave out under his "weight"? Lol - Now yuo see him - now you don't!!! It was hilarious.

I remember

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Created by: male4622

6/24/13 @ 4:24pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I forgot this one...

I was with another couple in private when the phone rang. It kept ringing and ringing. Finally, the guy who was topping (with his fingers) grabbed the phone and handed it to the bottom. The bottom (who had three fingers up his ass) began to talk on the phone before hanging up quickly. It was funny because if you were talking to him on the other end of the phone, you could probably tell that something was going on with him.

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Created by: male4622

6/28/13 @ 11:35am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Spanking show. Model accidentally hit his balls. Went into fetal position for next 5 mins. I was concerned at first, but I found it quite funny when I found out he was fine.

By the way, I'm going through old shows just to find stuff to post here now :D

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Created by: Domenic Prize

6/29/13 @ 5:56am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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One time I got my arm stuck behind my bed live on camera and couldn't get it unstuck for quite a few minutes. Everyone in my room was laughing at me and it really hurt

My most embarassing moment ever.

Phil_USA was there, laughing along with the others :P

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Created by: male4622

6/29/13 @ 11:50am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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One time I got my arm stuck behind my bed live on camera and couldn't get it unstuck for quite a few minutes. Everyone in my room was laughing at me and it really hurt

My most embarassing moment ever.

Phil_USA was there, laughing along with the others :P

Were you naked at the time? If you were, I'm sure everyone just enjoyed the view while you got your arm loose.

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