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Bullets evade from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris threw the grenade and killed 50 people. And then she exploded.
Chuck Norris passed Counter Strike, the left hand without keyboard
Jackie Chan opens a door a foot, Chuck Norris opens a door Jackie Chan
Once, when Chuck Norris banged the woman in the truck, the drop of its seed got on a body. Since then that truck call Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with wireless phone
Chuck Norris can remove the Basket.
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, that doesn't come back =)
Chuck Norris counted indefinitely … twice
Chuck Norris can thrust 2 fingers into the socket and it will strike with Chuck.
Chuck Norris makes Noodles in a mouth.
The
military registration and enlistment office disappeared from Chuck Norris while he wasn't 27 years old.
Actually Chuck Norris died 10 years ago. Simply the Death is afraid to tell it about it.
Chuck Norris is so cool that brought to an orgasm the rubber woman.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, he doesn't become wet — water becomes chucknorrisovy.
Guf didn't die, he was killed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is able to beat a Cyclops between an eye.
When Chuck Norris to go to bed he puts a pillow under the gun.
Chuck Norris forces onions to cry.
Chuck Norris's shadow it is visible in the dark.
Chuck Norris acquired the rights when to him there were 16 seconds.
Chuck Norris causes a filter cancer at cigarettes.
Chuck Norris graduated from school in foot blow from a turn.
Once Chuck Norris hit a horse in a muzzle. Descendants of this horse now call giraffes.
Chuck Norris isn't healthy as a bull, this is a bull is healthy as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Street should be renamed since nobody wanted to cross the road.
The diploma in Chuck Norris is so cool that it shouldn't be protected.
Chuck Norris a spittle can bring down UFO.
Chuck Norris — the only person who beat a wall in tennis.
Chuck Norris can clap one palm.
Chuck Norris slept with many women, but not one couldn't deprive of him virginity.
When Chuck Norris was born, itself took out mother from maternity hospital.
Chuck Norris removed the birth on video.
Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms. Nothing can protect from Chuck Norris.
The taxi driver who was giving a lift to Chuck Norris, after all smeared thanks on bread!
1 minute of laughter of Chuck Norris – takes away 15 minutes of life from all population of the earth!
Chuck Norris the only person who could stay lifelong term and is released.
Chuck Norris pressing the switch manages to go to bed, light didn't go out yet.
When Chuck Norris plays golf — at the airports cancel flights.
Chuck Norris so cool that could extinguish fire with gasoline.
In the young age Chuck Norris dreamed to become Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris started being engaged in surfing, at once some tsunami fell upon the coast of Japan.
Jesus can go on water, Chuck Norris can swim on the ground.
Chuck Norris pulled out the page of VKontakte.
When Chuck Norris tried to shave the beard he broke 92 Gillette Power razors and 3 petrolsaws.
You think Chuck Norris doesn't blink? He blinks at the same time with you.
The sun wears Chuckoprotected glasses.
Darkness is afraid of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris isn't lucky in Counter-Strike 1.6 him drags only 30-0.
Chuck Norris drowned recently fish.
Chuck Norris collects Rubik's cube for 0.00007 milliseconds a nail of a little finger of the left foot in a boot.
And if Ksenia Sobchak marries Chuck Norris, he will take her surname and there will be Chuck Sobchak.
Chuck Norris can speak silently
Chuck Norris can squeeze out orange juice of a lemon.
Chuck Norris played the Russian roulette with completely loaded revolver, and won.
Chuck Norris struck in a nape and broke a nose
Chuck Norris told: "approach here", and "here" approached.
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