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Male Performer Chat: (MOVED) Answer & Ask A Question
Created by: forgottenclone

7/18/13 @ 4:16pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Posts: 799


Q: Does Phil yet resemble our Hero of Yesteryear?




A: Nope, cuz no one believes in humans anymore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqds0B_meys

Q: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get? ::wicked evil smirk::
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Created by: h2so4

7/18/13 @ 5:42pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Dante's Inferno
Posts: 135



Q: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get? ::wicked evil smirk::



A: Lizard



Q: If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

*Evil grin*
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Created by: dianaprince

7/19/13 @ 9:38pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Curacao
Posts: 369


Q: Does Phil yet resemble our Hero of Yesteryear?



Ahhrrrr, interesting what Mr Merrick said to craven the lynch mob! ...Top hats, cloth caps in a urinal of the Underground (funny handshake alert) I am pondering how much you know... Marry me and be brought forth, it is the only way my dear...haha!

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Created by: dianaprince

7/19/13 @ 9:56pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Curacao
Posts: 369


A: Lizard



How many times..it's a Leapard not a foking Lion! The truth is out-there... apple lion, leopard, snow leopard ...haha

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Created by: dianaprince

7/19/13 @ 10:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Curacao
Posts: 369


Q: If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
*Evil grin*


A: Theo Profiterole

Q: Are car parks easy cruising for smart lez beans?







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Max Hughes
Created by: Max Hughes

7/19/13 @ 10:57pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00



A: Theo Profiterole

Q: Are car parks easy cruising for smart lez beans?






A: By their very nature, lez beans are more adept at cruising a car park than that old bat. (Points deducted for no destruction).

Q: Does a steady anxiety around police offers suggest a guilty conscience?
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Created by: ophelias_rue

7/20/13 @ 12:54am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122



A: By their very nature, lez beans are more adept at cruising a car park than that old bat. (Points deducted for no destruction).

Q: Does a steady anxiety around police offers suggest a guilty conscience?



A: 1. or a steady high
2. or a prostate issue

Q: does cam sex between an inflatable midget and an inflatable lamb cross the boundary for F4F? Is it illegal and if so in how many US states? In Russia? Latvia? France? (they eat horses right?)





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RyanVV
Created by: ryanvv

7/20/13 @ 6:27am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 276


Q: does cam sex between an inflatable midget and an inflatable lamb cross the boundary for F4F? Is it illegal and if so in how many US states? In Russia? Latvia? France? (they eat horses right?)


A: Depends on the on-duty administrator that day, yes in 49 states (God bless Vermont), yes, yes, of course not and yes.

Q: Why do I feel guilty when I find out that someone with the same name as me, in a different country, is wanted by police?
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Created by: dianaprince

7/20/13 @ 8:36am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Curacao
Posts: 369


Q: does cam sex between an inflatable midget and an inflatable lamb cross the boundary for F4F? Is it illegal and if so in how many US states? In Russia? Latvia? France? (they eat horses right?)




Chances are you will see someone in any town/city in the UK with something with a hole in it stuck over their cock performing a delightful dance routine.

I think a high percentage of American's indulge regularly in skewering fresh meat shortly after to be served up as a 'Special' Shish Kebab. I'll keep to regular fish and chips, a nice safe choice.
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Jonathan Phoenix
Created by: Jonathan Phoenix

7/25/13 @ 3:09pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00



A: Depends on the on-duty administrator that day, yes in 49 states (God bless Vermont), yes, yes, of course not and yes.

Q: Why do I feel guilty when I find out that someone with the same name as me, in a different country, is wanted by police?





A: Guilt is one if those emotions that only develops when you have a moral compass. Not sure how you are finding out about people with a similar name getting into trouble in other countries, but as long as you don't sleepwalk with your passport on hand you should not feel guilty at all :-)

Q: What is your motto in life?
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RyanVV
Created by: ryanvv

7/25/13 @ 3:36pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 276


Q: What is your motto in life?



A; Don't google your own name

(there is sure to be at least one dirtbag out there with the same name as you)


Q: Fame or fortune?
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Created by: ophelias_rue

7/25/13 @ 4:14pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122




A; Don't google your own name

(there is sure to be at least one dirtbag out there with the same name as you)


Q: Fame or fortune?



A: is that a rhetorical question? on the one hand they are the same ... on the other Fame of course!



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Steffon S
Created by: Steffon S

7/25/13 @ 9:13pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

I'm an avid reader of forum posts, but lately I've noticed that many of the posts have lost their entertainment value. To bring a little life back to the forums lets keep the subject fresh. The objective is to answer the question above you and pose a question to the next guy that posts. Write "A" when you answer and "Q" for your question to keep things clear for the next person who decides to post.

I'll start:

Q: What is the best pick up line you have heard?



If you're ever at a bar I heard this:
Is that a keg in your pants if so I wanna tap that . . . lol
corny (someone used it on me) I know but it was a great laugh and the best conversation starter
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Max Hughes
Created by: Max Hughes

7/25/13 @ 9:55pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00




A; Don't google your own name

(there is sure to be at least one dirtbag out there with the same name as you)


Q: Fame or fortune?



A: I don't know how, but forum queen fokked up the rhythm, so I'm stealing second base (I think that's a baseball thing).
And taking the opposite route. I'm taking fortune cuz I can't give less of a fokking fok wut u's think of me. "SHOW ME THE MONEY, JERRY!" Tons of rich people are obscure unless your tuned into their business realm/world/profession. And they buy sweet things and have sexy lives. And pay more in taxes. But I'll take that.

Q: Are you doomed to live less of a life if you can't operate "page" buttons on a thread that demands you keep up with where it currently resides? (I say the internet is one big joke and we shouldn't take it seriously, but one can take away many meanings from the simplest of things)
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Created by: ophelias_rue

7/26/13 @ 11:38am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122



A: I don't know how, but forum queen fokked up the rhythm, so I'm stealing second base (I think that's a baseball thing).
And taking the opposite route. I'm taking fortune cuz I can't give less of a fokking fok wut u's think of me. "SHOW ME THE MONEY, JERRY!" Tons of rich people are obscure unless your tuned into their business realm/world/profession. And they buy sweet things and have sexy lives. And pay more in taxes. But I'll take that.

Q: Are you doomed to live less of a life if you can't operate "page" buttons on a thread that demands you keep up with where it currently resides? (I say the internet is one big joke and we shouldn't take it seriously, but one can take away many meanings from the simplest of things)


Non-Answer comment of (blonde.cross-eyed)(amusement) ...

Herr Schuster: "The ball is round, a game lasts 90 minutes, everything else is pure theory. Off we go!" Run Lola Run (1998)
AFP: "The ball is as round as an head can be … it's played with leather nets on long sticks … and blood flies with each pass or score … the theory? VICTORY! (lacrosse)" (2013)

A: "We are fucking DOOMED!" Aliens (1986) Yes the Onmiverse is a wonderful practical joke ... only second to life itself.

Q: Is love between matched hermaphrodites gay, straight or classifiable as bi (the curious has been settled)?

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Created by: forgottenclone

7/26/13 @ 4:31pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Posts: 799




Q: Is love between matched hermaphrodites gay, straight or classifiable as bi (the curious has been settled)?




A: Dunno, but I always got suggestions. :)

Xenomorphidism, Uniflowdoxagonomy, Androgynomidexteritism, Hermaphroparadoxity, Labiascrototalitarism and my fav....Bisexadamndalia.

Q: What do you do when you suddenly experience a paradigm shift in the middle of an orgasm?


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Created by: h2so4

7/26/13 @ 6:40pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Dante's Inferno
Posts: 135



Q: What do you do when you suddenly experience a paradigm shift in the middle of an orgasm?




A: Try having sex with your lesbian lover while you're bisexual/bi-curious/semi-lesbian and you gonna find the answer.*removes the rubber gloves with the fingers stuck together by chunky peanut butter* *blows a bit of flying squirrel fur from the end of my nose* *eyes the claw marks on my Ethiopian Hermaphrodite lover's shoulder*.
Clone? Did you suddenly experience a 'paradigm' shift or are you just glad to see Mandy?


Q : Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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RyanVV
Created by: ryanvv

7/27/13 @ 10:05am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 276


Q : Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?



A: Because it's possible to check about the paint. As for the stars, any large number (4 million, 4 billion, 4 quadrillion, 4 whatever-comes-next-illion, .... ) is so large that we can't process it in our tiny brains, so we may as well just accept it as being true.


Q: Even though you know deep down that this is a site where you pay beautiful and handsome guys to let you look at them, what percentage of your brain secretly wishes it was a dating site - and that all the sentiments expressed here were actually true? 0.0001% ?? 99.99999% ?? Something in between?


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chinmusic
Created by: chinmusic

7/27/13 @ 10:19am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: 19,627
Posts: 21,154

A. The scale slides downward with the passage of time (but that's OK)

Q. Never say never? :winkwink
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RyanVV
Created by: ryanvv

7/27/13 @ 12:28pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 276

A. The scale slides downward with the passage of time (but that's OK)

Q. Never say never? :winkwink



:orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh
The funniest response to any question that I've seen here...
:orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh

Q: Never say never?
A: Never say never.

Q: Is it possible to fool 100% of yourself 100% of the time? And if so, is this the definition of bliss?
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