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Male Performer Chat: The Last Thing You Want To Hear During Sex...
Sexy Emanuell
Created by: Sexy Emanuell

3/22/13 @ 1:37pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

the last thing i want to hear during sex would be ... a fart :)))
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Created by: forgottenclone

3/22/13 @ 5:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Posts: 799




Are u calling me fat? LOL LOL


Me???? Oh no, never Luk!!..lol..but if you and those oranges can make babies, it's definitely newsworthy and worth some big $$$. :orglaugh
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Created by: louisphillippe

3/22/13 @ 7:09pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Momentarely in this galaxy while the mother ship r
Posts: 1,234


Those skin marks?..Did I tell you a few years ago I was abducted by aliens? :orglaugh
Ssssshhhhh!... the Mother Ship is near !!.... :thumbsup
Can you hand me a few Prozac pills from that family size bottle?? :guitar
Will you give me money for a taxi now? :mad
Don't worry.It seems to be better now.I got that red rush in a bath house 2 years ago. :helpme
I'm writing a book..I really did that just for research... :(
I believe in psychics...she told me we would meet today...
Yes...I can speak to the animals...
My Mom looks very sexy in a see through nightgown....
I'm really 13 years old... :(
I have a bad cold and I'm sorry I sneezed in your mouth...
The Mercedes is in the shop.I love to ride my skateboard anyway...
What??? Do I work?? ...what do you think this was???!!! :orglaugh
You are not fat.Just big boned...
My dad is about your age...

My :twocents
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Created by: louisphillippe

3/22/13 @ 7:11pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Momentarely in this galaxy while the mother ship r
Posts: 1,234



Me???? Oh no, never Luk!!..lol..but if you and those oranges can make babies, it's definitely newsworthy and worth some big $$$. :orglaugh



:orglaugh Those are not oranges.After giving birth 19 times they are low hanging tits.:orglaugh
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Created by: forgottenclone

3/22/13 @ 7:29pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Posts: 799

LMFAO @ louisphillippe :orglaugh :bowdown :bowdown

......The paramedics yelling "CLEAR!"
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Created by: louisphillippe

3/22/13 @ 10:16pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Momentarely in this galaxy while the mother ship r
Posts: 1,234

LMFAO @ louisphillippe :orglaugh :bowdown :bowdown

......The paramedics yelling "CLEAR!"



:thumbsup..... ZZZzzaaaappppppp!!!..one more time !!!Clear!!!!Zaaappp!!!.. :orglaugh
Oh my God!!!...lets pronounce him.... :thumbsup

:bowdown :bowdown :bowdown :twocents
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Phil247
Created by: phil247

3/23/13 @ 12:56am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Pass
Posts: 23

I'm gonna cum ..... I'm gonna cum ow-arhhh ... Oh fuck-no sorry I dropped the syringe its gone down behind the bed head .... you have heard FAKE CUM SHOTS ARE RESURFING
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Luk A
Created by: Luk A

3/23/13 @ 7:27am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00




:orglaugh Those are not oranges.After giving birth 19 times they are low hanging tits.:orglaugh



just jelouse of my boobs since yours now are reaching the floor
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toppgun
Created by: toppgun

3/23/13 @ 7:51am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Great White North
Posts: 278

Love is in the air :guitar :evil
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

3/23/13 @ 9:47am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793

i'm 99% on my periodical
i brought the scissors are they big enough?
those birth control pills? oh i just use them to make my periods more regular.
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Created by: wardrobe_lesbian

3/23/13 @ 9:50am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Twat Island
Posts: 319

i'm 99% on my periodical
i brought the scissors are they big enough?
those birth control pills? oh i just use them to make my periods more regular.


Debit or credit?

So....This was fun!

Omg i'm bleeding !

P.S. : Him :"Do you have it in yet?

I : Don't worry, next time I'll cross my legs."
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

3/23/13 @ 9:55am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793



Debit or credit?

So....This was fun!

Omg i'm bleeding !

P.S. : Him :"Do you have it in yet?

I : Don't worry, next time I'll cross my legs."


Did you cum yet?

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Created by: wardrobe_lesbian

3/23/13 @ 9:56am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Twat Island
Posts: 319



Did you cum yet?




Do you mind if I finish myself?
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Created by: forgottenclone

3/23/13 @ 11:55am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Posts: 799

::sniffsniffsniff::

Why do I smell wimmin-es-es? Qh geeze looeeze.

Ok, who left the gotdamn Male Forum door unlocked this time!??? Now there will be wet pantyhose and unmentionable chit strewn all over the bathroom again. ::shudder:: :helpme
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Created by: louisphillippe

3/23/13 @ 3:04pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Momentarely in this galaxy while the mother ship r
Posts: 1,234




just jelouse of my boobs since yours now are reaching the floor



:orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh Lo so che mi ami mia carissima!!! :angel
You can't help it.You adore me Luka!!! :thumbsup
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Created by: louisphillippe

3/23/13 @ 3:26pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Momentarely in this galaxy while the mother ship r
Posts: 1,234

Love is in the air :guitar :evil



:orglaugh You are right TOP...Luka is crazy about me!!! :thumbsup

:evil :twocents :twocents
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Created by: forgottenclone

3/23/13 @ 3:56pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Posts: 799




:orglaugh You are right TOP...Luka is crazy about me!!! :thumbsup

:evil :twocents :twocents


Ahhhhhh, I just love a good Bro-mance. :)
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Phil247
Created by: phil247

3/23/13 @ 6:55pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Pass
Posts: 23

My Cock... He ees Comeen for the Weemen
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Created by: louisphillippe

3/23/13 @ 9:25pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Momentarely in this galaxy while the mother ship r
Posts: 1,234



Ahhhhhh, I just love a good Bro-mance. :)


:orglaugh Actually FORGOTTEN this is a "lukaromance".... :orglaugh
BTW...we are :offtopic dude!! The forum police might
arrest us!! :winkwink

My :twocents
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Phil247
Created by: phil247

3/23/13 @ 10:22pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Pass
Posts: 23



Did you cum yet?




No I dropped the syringe

Welcome back ..A-F-P

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