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Created by: forgottenclone

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Actually FORGOTTEN this is a "lukaromance".... :orglaugh

BTW...we are :offtopic

dude!! The forum police might
arrest us!! :winkwink

OFF TOPIC is my middle name..lol

My Cock... He ees Comeen for the Weemen

Just for you Phil247.

What's the last thing you want to hear during straight sex?

Yeah, my dick used to be as big as yours before the operation.

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3/24/13 @ 8:24am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Just for you Phil247.

What's the last thing you want to hear during straight sex?

Yeah, my dick used to be as big as yours before the operation.

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Donatella_Versace_Time_Shankbone_2010.jpg

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Created by: wardrobe_lesbian

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** I don't wanna have sex with Jean Luc Picard **

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Created by: forgottenclone

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** I don't wanna have sex with Jean Luc Picard **

**And he doesn't wanna have sex with you luv, cuz he's gay.**

Last Thing.....

Beam Me Up Scotty! :orglaugh

(For the record, I would jump Jean Luc in a heartbeat..MMMMmmm silver daddy)

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*sits in the rooftop seats wif my binoculars watching this*

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Created by: wardrobe_lesbian

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**And he doesn't wanna have sex with you luv, cuz he's gay.**

Last Thing.....

Beam Me Up Scotty! :orglaugh

(For the record, I would jump Jean Luc in a heartbeat..MMMMmmm silver daddy)

Memories cause love , love sllik in other words I don't believe in humans !

(closet lesbian)

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Memories cause love , love sllik in other words I don't believe in humans !

(closet lesbian)

Last thing you want to hear......

"Dude! There's a girl with binoculars sitting in a tree outside your window!"

"Don't worry, She's just got a small ROTC fetish"

(Merci pour le plaisir, ma ch�re) xoxo

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Created by: phil247

3/24/13 @ 1:34pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

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That's why SAS training includes Counter Titty Awareness ... Yeah Baby

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Last thing you want to hear......

"Dude! There's a girl with binoculars sitting in a tree outside your window!"

"Don't worry, She's just got a small ROTC fetish"

(Merci pour le plaisir, ma ch�re) xoxo

" Il tuo segreto e al sicuro con me. Non ti preoccupare!

**As magnification increases, adverse atmospheric conditions,waves behind a boat with binoculars around the neck...wonders**

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" Il tuo segreto e al sicuro con me. Non ti preoccupare!

**As magnification increases, adverse atmospheric conditions,waves behind a boat with binoculars around the neck...wonders**

**Non riesco a immaginare n� desiderare un nascondiglio pi� bella. Perfetto.**

"......And this is of a boy who sat in school.
The masters talked about Greek accidence and quadratic equations, and the boys talked about lobs and byes and bases and goals; but of that which was nearest to his heart no one said a word.
It was laughed at - or left unspoken."

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3/25/13 @ 4:17pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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**Non riesco a immaginare n� desiderare un nascondiglio pi� bella. Perfetto.**

"......And this is of a boy who sat in school.
The masters talked about Greek accidence and quadratic equations, and the boys talked about lobs and byes and bases and goals; but of that which was nearest to his heart no one said a word.
It was laughed at - or left unspoken."

** Zaman kendine benzetmez herkesi,dunyada olumden baskasi yalan **

** the unspoken truth **

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3/25/13 @ 4:53pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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I thought YOU brought the condoms!

Nawwww, I never use lube, it ain't natural.

Don't look at the sheets.

Relax, It's not contagious, just remember to put lotion on it later.

Don't worry, my ex had that same problem.

What..The..Fuck..is..THAT?

I probably should have told you sooner....

I know this looks bad, but I can explain...

Can't explain now, just get dressed!

Who's you Daddy NOW?

Now I know for sure. I'm most def straight.

That was great! I'm so glad I skipped Boy Scouts for this!

HAIL SATAN!

So this means we are a couple now, right?

My brother makes the same face when he cums in my mouth.

Can't stay the night, I got an early appt. tomorrow with my parole officer.

Does my jock smell like chloroform to you?

I last a lot longer when I'm with someone I'm not really attracted to.

Wanna have some real fun? My surgery kit is right under the bed.

Yeah I'm happy to see you, but that's actually my 44 revolver you are stroking in my pants.

Mind if my wife watches?

Any name but your own.

(ok, done for now. Any more takers? Bring it on!)

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Answer to Esteban D.

** no self-promotion by copy paste bb **

' Allahu Akbar '

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Created by: wardrobe_lesbian

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Recently heard :

** Shut up and keep licking ! **

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Fcuk my cuxt

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Stop squirming. I only have one grenade.
Oh shit! The gerbil suffocated.
Uh oh. That wasn't KY. It was Bengay.
Be very silent when you cum, so the vampires don't find us.
I don't do oral. Surprise! I'm Vegan!
Long kisses clog my sinuses.
I thought YOU had the keys for the handcuffs.

:orglaugh

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a name that is not the my

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I HATE WHEN MY BOY SAY ((((( FEED ME BBY))))) :jerkoff

TURN ME OFF

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Wait a minute, I had Taco Bell earlier.

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