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A: I will go with my elbows, cuz I can't get my lips there, been trying for years

Q: why do doctors leave the room when you change into that skimpy gown when the will see you nekkid anyway??

A: Doctor's view this as a first date kind of thing. They're not sure they're gonna see you naked. Maybe they're hopeful. But they were raised in a Christian household so they're going on all polite about it.

Q: What's the tiniest thing that brings you happiness?

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A. Oh I could be a real smart ass and say your dick (sorry you opened the door and I had to walk through) ..... But just a smile does it for me (and kidding about your dick. I saw one of your vods...va va va voom :orglaugh

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B. where in the world is the most romantic place???

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where in the world is the most romantic place???

A: Wherever my Wardrobe is
Q: Do you become one of Hollywood's top film stars by performing at your first audition a scene from Oral Action: The best 90 minutes of hard core, deep throat and cum swallowing ?

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fuck the moods bb

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A: Wherever my Wardrobe is
Q: Do you become one of Hollywood's top film stars by performing at your first audition a scene from Oral Action: The best 90 minutes of hard core, deep throat and cum swallowing ?

A: No. Phil247 already blazed that trail, apparently.
Q: It's a dream of mine to work in Flirt's "name the model" department. Any openings? (in the department) -- courtesy of chinmusic from the parallel universe, "Answer & Ask A Question" thread.

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A. chinmusic, I'm about to make your dreams come true, as model naming is fun and easy and something anyone can do! First, select your preferred Model Naming Method.

Model Naming Method 1
Select a regular human person first name and a single letter for last name.
Example: John A
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Select a regular human person name and combine it with a sexually appealing or generally positive-sounding adjective, preferably beginning with the same letter as the first letter of the regular human person name. Order of names is not important.
Example: Joyful John, Corey Cute, etc

Model Naming Method 3
Select a catchy sounding yet unlikely/unrealistic name combination that you've always wanted for yourself but that your parents could never provide you with.
Example: Derek Donovan (just kidding. That's obviously not a made-up name!)

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Q. If you could be any food item, what would you be and why?

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A. chinmusic, I'm about to make your dreams come true

mmmm...Bet you say that to all the boys, Mr. Donovan
(i'm a sucker for a cheap come on..lol)

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Q. If you could be any food item, what would you be and why?

*ignoring all the repartee*
A.strawberries, the love of my life adores daiquiris.
Q. Why the FUCK are we still playing in this aborted fucking thread?

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A: This is the original thread and was never aborted. It was moved to the Games Forum, then moved back to the Male Performer Forum

Q: Is is true what they say about Amanda Fucking Palmer?

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A: This is the original thread and was never aborted. It was moved to the Games Forum, then moved back to the Male Performer Forum

Q: Is is true what they say about Amanda Fucking Palmer?

A. As it has recently been affirmed that all Truth is relative ... yes I am a Southerner at heart and therefore every cross-eyed midget hermaphrodite is a cousin.
Q. Doesn't the term on the thread (MOVED) mean that it is essentially a bowel dump now?

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A. As it has recently been affirmed that all Truth is relative ... yes I am a Southerner at heart and therefore every cross-eyed midget hermaphrodite is a cousin.
Q. Doesn't the term on the thread (MOVED) mean that it is essentially a bowel dump now?

A: Only if the content matches the description of "bowel dump".

Q: Is "bowel dump" a place where bowels are released, or the entire intestinal/colon region is in fact disposed of? (Isn't that how chicken nuggets are made?)

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Q. Why the FUCK are we still playing in this aborted fucking thread?

A: To bring a little life back to the forums, in the UK we have days to bring life back in to the community called Bonk Holidays. The Sub Bottom and Butch Tarmacer's Association (SBBT Association) is the largest group within a diverse and colorful community which culturally doesn't have much to do on Bonk Holidays. Lacking any funding due to concerns in Policing of a large scale SBBL association event, questions have been asked if the real fear is that large numbers of officers will call in sick rather than risk ending up in a back ally having their trunctions felt.
Sadly the issues of the SBBL Association go almost always unheard by MP's, their appointment books constantly filled up, bogged down by that ever present issue of transferring as much money into their bank account without being noticed for as long a possible after the knighthood with the dosh safely off shore.
Driven almost to the brink of breakdown only halted but the light of neon ever brightening as the sun goes down, invokes the desire to say 'Hey fuck it, so what if I like sucking cock, so what if I like munching on muff, I wanna go party' So starts 3 days of survival only on the essential vitamins for required for life.

Q: Do you think Pussy and Cock flavored crisps would be as popular as Prawn and Cheese n' Onion?

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A: I'm not a fan of synthetic flavors. Things always taste better when the main ingredient is in front of you and making your mouth water.

Q: Your worst argument... Who was it with and what was it about?

Nomad, play on words is part of the fun for this game.....right? Haha! Plus, Animal from the The Muppets is a true pimp. That guy has game.....plain and simple.

Max, I can see that your superior intellect and gross humor go hand in hand......good man!

A. By far my worst argument was with a customer service rep over an incorrect bill statement. It was verbal brutality at is finest, and I am willing to bet that the rep and/or the manager, I demanded to speak with, did not show up for work the next day.

Q. Favorite place for a brief getaway from the usual life?

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Nomad, play on words is part of the fun for this game.....right? Haha! Plus, Animal from the The Muppets is a true pimp. That guy has game.....plain and simple.

Max, I can see that your superior intellect and gross humor go hand in hand......good man!

A: The insane asylum to watch that crazy Nomad "Monsieur Le Rat" get
electric shock therapy while eating cheese.... :thumbsup

Q: Is the grass really greener in the other side of the fence? :smoking

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A.: Not if your house is next to the city dump

Q: If you could be on television what show would you choose?

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A.: Not if your house is next to the city dump

Q: If you could be on television what show would you choose?

Mmmmmmmmmm Electric Shock

My favorite past time :thumbsup

A. Tom and Jerry...that damn Mouse has had enough fame and fortune...now it's my turn :evil

Q. if you could have any super power.... Which would you want and why?

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A: Teleportation! Would be great to visit all the places I've always wanted without having to fly there. In the same day I would be able to visit Paris, Rio, Miami, Sydney, Toronto, Chicago, San Francisco, Seattle, and the rugby player's locker room.

Q: Would you donate sperm to a couple who comes up to you and tells you they want a ch!ld that looks just like you?

A: i would donate because everyone should have the right to have ki'''ds! all the more so every day we washed down the drain, which could be a k''id!

Q: If you find a lamp with a genie, and he allowed you 3 wishes, what would you wish for?

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