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Created by: nomad_

5/7/13 @ 9:02am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Since it appears that anything and everything from Q&A to quotes and poetry to twitter chatter gets posted on the forums, I thought I would make my own contribution to the clutter. This is only my second post in about a year so I am hoping that the garbage heap of boring banter doesn't fill up too quickly with my contributions. Here we go........

Have you ever asked the question, "How is your day?", but then when the person began to answer the question in a detailed and laborious manner, you tried desperately to come up with some innocuous excuse to escape the tedious and boring recital? Or have you ever had the impression that when you began to answer the question after it had been directed to you, that the person that had inquired so innocently, and with no expectation of an answer except for a hearty "Good and yours" ,was now counting the holes in the ceiling tiles above your head and paying no attention to you whatsoever?

Well here is your opportunity to tell anyone who might be interested in "How your day was", exactly what your day was like. I'll start with how my day was today.... if you are really interested just continue reading below...... If you're not then please move onto another more interesting (going to be hard to find) topic in the forum.... oh, and have a nice day.

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Created by: nomad_

5/7/13 @ 9:03am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Well I woke up this morning and I felt great. I got a really good 10 hours of sleep and I was ready for anything the day had to throw at me.... at least that's what I thought. I jumped into the shower and turned on the water. I wet my hair and lathered up the shampoo. The water was so nice and hot and it felt great running all over my body...... for ten seconds.... then the water was ICE cold... I jumped back and hit the soap dish knocking the soap onto the floor of the shower.... I then jumped to the side to avoid the frigid water coming from the shower head. I looked down and saw that my dick had completely disappeared... I was hoping that was a temporary problem but I wasn't yet convinced it was. Suddenly a stinging sensation began burning my eyes as the shampoo started running down my face. I screamed.... in a somewhat not too masculine tone. I stuck my head into the water then stepped back with a gasp as the frigid water again threw me back with surprise. Unfortunately I stepped directly on the bar of soap and I found myself flat on my back in the shower stall. I stood up and looked down for the soap which was nowhere to be found but discovered ,happily, that my dick had popped back out. I turned off the water and dried myself off. As I was beginning to dress I suddenly got some severe stomach cramps. I pulled off my pants and ran for the toilet... I was proud of myself that I had made it just in time. There was an explosive force from my ass that shook the room and soap bubbles were everywhere. Unfortunately that explosive force ejected the bar of soap from my ass so forcibly that it broke the toilet and water began running all over the bathroom floor. I jumped up and ran for the mop and a bucket. I hurried back to the bathroom to stop the flow of water and access the damage. However in my hurry to mop up the water I stepped on the bar of soap... I'm not totally clear what happened next, but 3 hours later when I regained consciousness I picked myself up and walked over to my bed, crawling into the covers and assuming the fetal position.... I plan to stay there and try again tomorrow.

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Created by: .jeffie.

5/7/13 @ 9:34am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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** moves on **

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Created by: nomad_

5/7/13 @ 10:10am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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** moves on **

You got the point :drinkup

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Created by: arbyr

5/7/13 @ 10:12am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Barry...

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Created by: phil_usa

5/7/13 @ 10:54am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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...I never read beyond 5 lines :winkwink

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Created by: bisporti23

5/7/13 @ 2:17pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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... I thought I would make my own contribution to the clutter...

...uhhhohhh...did you ask on the fifth continent for permission? :winkwink

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Created by: trunder

5/7/13 @ 3:14pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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and so it went...good and better than yours. Thanks.

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Created by: forgottenclone

5/7/13 @ 4:56pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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...uhhhohhh...did you ask on the fifth continent for permission? :winkwink

Damnit Biz! I told you if we got drunk at that bdsm club in Berlin we'd miss the NATO meeting!

Now see what you did?!? We missed out on the fifth continent voting.

Screw it. Now go find a pair of bolt cutters and help me get out of this thing! :mad

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Created by: bisporti23

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Damnit Biz! I told you if we got drunk at that bdsm club in Berlin we'd miss the NATO meeting!

Now see what you did?!? We missed out on the fifth continent voting.

Screw it. Now go find a pair of bolt cutters and help me get out of this thing! :mad

Don�t move, Clone :evil

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Don�t move, Clone :evil

{{screeeeeeeams}} BOLT CUTTERS! I said B-O-L-T cutters! How dafuq did you get BLOW TORCH from the words BOLT CUTTER??!!

Wow, that's gonna leave a mark.

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Created by: bisporti23

5/8/13 @ 5:19pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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{{screeeeeeeams}} BOLT CUTTERS! I said B-O-L-T cutters! How dafuq did you get BLOW TORCH from the words BOLT CUTTER??!!

Wow, that's gonna leave a mark.

Mustabeen the "BLOW"-part what triggered it :smoking

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Created by: louisphillippe

5/9/13 @ 6:17pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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{{screeeeeeeams}} BOLT CUTTERS! I said B-O-L-T cutters! How dafuq did you get BLOW TORCH from the words BOLT CUTTER??!!

Wow, that's gonna leave a mark.

I thought it as a BALL CUTTER... :smoking

... never mind...
:thumbsup

You guys are wild!!! :winkwink

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Created by: bisporti23

5/9/13 @ 6:28pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Wow, that's gonna leave a mark.

I told you: Don�t move! :evil

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Created by: forgottenclone

5/9/13 @ 6:38pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I thought it as a BALL CUTTER..

Louie! You got smashed and hooked-up with that same guy in that bdsm bar too?! Man, Berlin is rough huh?

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Created by: louisphillippe

5/9/13 @ 10:57pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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One Oscar,two Emmis,one Pulitzer and a couple of Nobel Prizes for Nomad!!!!
:thumbsup

If postings were this funny would be a pleasure to read them.... :winkwink

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5/9/13 @ 11:02pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Louie! You got smashed and hooked-up with that same guy in that bdsm bar too?! Man, Berlin is rough huh?

:orglaugh

Big mistake...No leather man!!...it was a vampire transsexual mute nun from
a convent in the Himalayas... :thumbsup

...or so she said.... :mad

Besides I don't do bdsm which I think is short Buddhism...N'est pas?? :angel

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Created by: Nicolas Sweet

5/10/13 @ 1:35am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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quite an interesting story! :thumbsup

but could you send pictures to prove this story? :bulb

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