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Created by: nomad_

5/30/13 @ 12:59am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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In the hopes of creating a temporary distraction from the sniping going on in other threads and the vicious verbiage seeming to pervade the forums lately, I thought I would try another Stupid Topic post. As in my previous Stupid Topic post, entitled �Have you ever asked the question��.�, I make fun of myself and hope that others will follow suit�. making fun of themselves, that is, not making fun of me. So let�s try this and see if maybe �some of you�, you know who you are, will cease and desist the putrid palaver and join in some fun for a change. Read on�.

Have you ever done something so stupid that you were relieved to know that no one saw it and it wouldn�t show up on YouTube the next day going viral and being seen by thousands or even millions of people on every National TV network? I�m sure there are some of you out there right now saying, �Oh Yeah I know what you�re talking about�.
Well here we go again�. This is the Topic Post for you to put it out there. This is your chance to make that dumb mistake public and cleanse your conscience once and for all. I know some of you may be thinking, �Why the hell would I want to do that, especially since no one knows it even happened�. Well I�ll tell you why, because it�s fun to laugh at YOURSELF every once in a while.
Of course if you�re perfect in every way and you�ve never made a mistake or done something stupid, then mosey on and enjoy the next thread (if that's possible). But if you are like most of use and have a humorous story to tell then please post your comments here.

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Created by: nomad_

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The day started out like most days. I got up from bed, showered, shaved, and got dressed. Then I went to the kitchen to brew a cup of coffee in my Keurig coffee machine. I turned it on and waited for the temperature cycle to complete its heating of the water. I walked to the pantry, opening the door, and I got out a box of the K-Cups I had stored there. I then opened the pod compartment of the coffee maker and placed a K-Cup of my favorite coffee into the machine. I closed the compartment and turned on the brew cycle. I turned back to the pantry to return the box where I had gotten it from and then realized I had forgotten to place my coffee cup under the drip nozzle in the machine. I grabbed a cup from the cabinet above the coffee maker in the hope of getting the cup under the drip nozzle before the coffee poured out onto the counter top. I was just a little too late. As my hand holding the cup went under the nozzle, the hot coffee poured out onto my hand burning it profusely. My reaction was to yell loudly (again in not so masculine a tone) and fling the coffee cup across the kitchen smashing it into pieces on the wall.
Now I had coffee pouring out all over the counter and onto the floor. I reached to turn off the power to the machine�. Always a wise move, but in doing so I placed my good left hand onto the counter to steady myself� now burning my left hand in the coffee that was flowing across the counter top. This of course caused yet another reaction. I jumped back rather briskly and found the edge of the pantry door which I had left open. The screaming pain of the door edge on my back made me double over with pain. As I bent at my waist my head came into rather sharp contact with the corner of the counter top. Now I stood back upright, abruptly, and moved to the right to avoid the door edge. Unfortunately I found where the shards of broken coffee cup had landed and my foot obtained several of those shards. Now holding my head with one scalded hand and my injured foot with the other, I hopped on my one good foot trying to get around the kitchen for a safe exit and to access what damage had been done to my head, hands, back and foot. As I hopped past the coffee machine I managed to transit through the coffee which had spilled onto the floor, the very hot coffee, which now burned the sole of my one good appendage. Having no other option I jumped straight up and lost my footing, landing heavily on my back on the floor.
Giving up on the whole idea of a cup of coffee I laid there and was thinking how grateful I was that no one else was home to see what had just happened. I also was thinking that the coffee now dripping onto my face and mouth needed some cream and sugar. At that moment I decided that I would give up coffee as being too hazardous for my health.

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Created by: Ester M

5/30/13 @ 8:44am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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only crazy rat could do that!!!

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Created by: chinmusic

5/30/13 @ 10:07am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I also was thinking that the coffee now dripping onto my face and mouth needed some cream and sugar. At that moment I decided that I would give up coffee as being too hazardous for my health.

Soooo, like, is the coffee machine intact, Nomad. Cuz, you know, we could all chip in and buy ya a new one

or have you in fact given up this dangerous beverage? I wasn't aware that rodents were into caffeine. Guess that explains the nocturnal behavior...

:offtopic

I love it that my "# of posts" are now coursing through the 20th century..every year evokes such memories :orglaugh

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Created by: nomad_

5/30/13 @ 11:30am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Soooo, like, is the coffee machine intact, Nomad. Cuz, you know, we could all chip in and buy ya a new one

or have you in fact given up this dangerous beverage? I wasn't aware that rodents were into caffeine. Guess that explains the nocturnal behavior...

Ahhhh Monsieur Chinmusic, how to explain to properly help you to understand the functioning of the brain of the Rodentia Rattus. We are stimulated by the senses especially that of smell, unlike the hawk with sight and the Human with the penis. The smell of freshly brewing coffee is a cacophony of pleasure to my furry proboscis. But the lowly rat is also intelligent and learns quickly. After my little Mishap of the morning, the scent of coffee now evokes in me the same reaction as the smell of Monsieur Chat (cat) inspires.... flight or hide. Therefore the coffee machine was sold on Ebay and the proceeds went to purchasing a large wheel of very stinky cheese. Merci for your input mon ami.

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Created by: timbo-83

5/30/13 @ 5:07pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I got a million of these, I was at a baseball game, the washrooms are both grouped together going: vendor, vendor, walkway to the seats, mens, womens, walkway to the seats, vendor, vendor and so on

I wandered out and headed for the washrooms, saw an opening marked "womens" so went to the opening a short walk away and went in. I saw a woman at the sink washing her hands and thought "why is she in here" then took a quick look around and saw only stalls, no ur'inals

so quickly turned around and left to see my date laughing and pointing, and a security guard avoiding eye contact and trying his best not to laugh, turns out in the area behind home plate there are two washrooms, (one mens and one womens) that take up an entire section and have two entrances

shoulda stayed for a bit, might have been a good place to pick up chicks :thumbsup

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Created by: louisphillippe

5/30/13 @ 5:30pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I just did something very very stupid.....

I red both first 2 postings of this thread
by Monsieur Le Rat.... :orglaugh

5 minutes of precious time I'll never get back....Ha ha haaa!!!! :orglaugh

What made me think a "rattus norvegicus" would have an intelligent
subject to read???? :orglaugh

Just kidding of course !!!!!!.... :angel

Very amusing and well written Monsieur le Rat!! :thumbsup

Keep them coming people!!!...it is a great way to..... :evil

...whatever...

My :twocents

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Created by: Max Hughes

5/30/13 @ 5:47pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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I once did this at a little bar. Except, there were no signs as the doors to both washrooms were open. I had a 50/50 chance, went left, should have gone right. I was only washing my hands after some wings, but a woman came to the door as I was drying up. It was then that I saw no urinal and politely excused myself with a wink.

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Created by: louisphillippe

5/30/13 @ 8:35pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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AAAAahaaaahhhhhh!!!!...so YOU were the little pervert I saw
in the Ladies Room playing with yourself using chicken wings sauce
as lubricant that night????.... :orglaugh

The world is soooooooo small.....
:thumbsup

I thought some day we would meet again!!! :orglaugh

Pervert!!!!
(Love pervs.... :winkwink

)

Cheers... :drinkup

...and my

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Created by: trunder

5/30/13 @ 8:44pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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too bad Lucy died, that would have made a great one for her to reenact! :orglaugh

and did you get some cream for that coffee?

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Created by: nomad_

5/30/13 @ 9:08pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Alas the need for cream decreased once the coffee machine was sold :orglaugh

And of course my giving up the bean for health purposes :thumbsup

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Created by: Max Hughes

5/30/13 @ 10:16pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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AAAAahaaaahhhhhh!!!!...so YOU were the little pervert I saw
in the Ladies Room playing with yourself using chicken wings sauce
as lubricant that night????.... :orglaugh

The world is soooooooo small.....
:thumbsup

I thought some day we would meet again!!! :orglaugh

Pervert!!!!
(Love pervs.... :winkwink

)

Cheers... :drinkup

...and my

Who are you calling little?

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Created by: louisphillippe

5/30/13 @ 10:23pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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When I was younger I didn't know much about cars.

Nothing at all would be more precise.....
Dad sent me to fill up the gasoline,oil,check transmission fluid
and put windshield wiper fluid in the car.... :orglaugh

I did what I thought it was all the the right things.
Hours later we were driving with the top down some very treacherous
hairpin turns in La Sireneuse (Positano)Italy when Dad decided to wash off
the bugs from the windshield....

Mom seating in the back seat was drenched with the oil I had erroneously
put in the windshield washing device.
Dad turned :mad

red and tried to press on the gas to get to a safer area...
The gasoline was now mostly water and the break line fluid replaced by
gushing transmission fluid....

What the heck ?????!!!

Never heard of picking up the wrong hole???!!! :angel

Poor Louisphillippe couldn't seat down for several weeks.... :orglaugh

And that was VERY stupid and...embarrassing to say the least.

:orglaugh

and so on.....

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Created by: louisphillippe

5/30/13 @ 10:27pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Who are you calling little?

:mad

Heeyyyyyyyyy!!!!...you started it!!!! :evil

You said it was a LADY in the restroom!!!! :thumbsup

I ain't no ladyyyy!!!! :orglaugh

OK BIG perv???? :thumbsup

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Created by: nomad_

5/30/13 @ 11:09pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Ah Louisphillippe I see that your knowledge of cars pales even to my knowledge of Coffee Machines. Well I'm sure that you learned a valuable lesson that day.... Wear heavy trousers when making stupid mistakes as this tends to soften the blows :orglaugh

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Created by: louisphillippe

5/30/13 @ 11:36pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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.... AAaaahhhh!!!!...les choses mecaniques mon cher Monsieur Le Rat!!!!
:thumbsup

Nobody told me I was supposed to be gorgeous AND smart !!! :orglaugh

I wore heavy trousers to a cowboy style bar....BIG mistake!!! :orglaugh

It didn't soften the blows....and...
Hard to put back on Monsieur Le Rat.... :orglaugh

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Created by: nomad_

5/31/13 @ 1:32pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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M.Louisphillippe, did you ride the bull? or did the Bull ride You :thumbsup

Speaking of bulls, I went to a bull fight once but got there too late to see the actual bull fight, but I noticed everyone rushing across the street from the arena to a small restaurant. I asked what was going on and the man I asked said that they always take the Testicles across to the restaurant to be prepared for one lucky lottery winner who gets to eat them. They are considered a delicacy and very virile aphrodisiac. I ran across the street and bought a lottery ticket, and low and behold I won. As I sat down to eat the scrumptious repast I noticed the testicles were quite small and scrawny. I asked the waiter why the testicles had shrunk so much and his answer was "sometimes the Bull Wins". :thumbsup

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Created by: nomad_

5/31/13 @ 1:41pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Mr. Timbo, Enjoyed the recital of this wonderful tale and eagerly awaiting the remaining 999,999 stories. :orglaugh

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Created by: louisphillippe

5/31/13 @ 1:59pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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M.Louisphillippe, did you ride the bull? or did the Bull ride You :thumbsup

I would NEVER be a part of a bullfight mon cher monsieur...
:orglaugh

In animals I only ride horses and I do not enjoy
:mad

been cruel to poor farm animals mon cher monsieur Le Rat.... :thumbsup

I also had the delightful pleasure of eating barbequed bull testicles
during a "yerra" (or gathering up of the herds to mark and castrate young
bulls) in a large "estancia" as they call a huge ranch in Argentina. :thumbsup

Delicious and addictive flavor....especially accompanied by
blood sausage,"asado",kidneys,"chinchulines" chitterlings,
"tripa gorda",empanadas and assorted salads,flan,pasteles dulces,
dulce de leche and rice pudding. :thumbsup

I found out what everything was way after I had eating it...

YES!!...I did feel quite aroused after the aphrodisiac meal.... :-p
BEWARE!!!...I also heard of barbequed "wild rats" monsieur Le Rat!!!(guinea pigs
actually..)LOLOLOL...
:thumbsup

It was a very rewarding gourmet experience I must say...... :thumbsup

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Created by: nomad_

5/31/13 @ 4:05pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Un festin approprie pour un Roi peut-etre :thumbsup

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